Yes, I know I haven't updated in a long-ass time. Sorry. I have a life too ya know, and I am writing a little thingy for , inspiried by these books I read. SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! $Hides$
Sara (haha I answered her review before yours Katherine!!!)- Thanks, I will keep it up, just as long as you guys keep reading!
Katherine- Lol. I like that line too. O-o I don't know what my favourite line in this story is. Oo; I guess I should think one up.
Anywho, LET'S ROCK THIS BITCH!!!!
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Disclaimer: Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy are copyrights of THQ, Eurocom Entertainment and Nintendo. I own myself and you can use me in your stories, JUST DON'T TORTURE ME!!!!! $whimpers$ Tell me first too so I can read about myself. :D
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Chapter Nine: Ta'ala Elhassy Kussy!!!
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"ALL ASHORE THAT'S GOING ASHORE!!!" The mohawk asshole cried above decks, making Dayna wanna go up there and rip his fucking feathers off, shove his guts down his throat, shove Sphinx down his throat and march the hell home. The twelve year old groaned, her shoulder still hurting like hell from the fucking brand. She got up, flattened her hair with her fingers and walked up to upper decks. Everyone, which was Sphinx, Katherine and her cat, were docking.
"ALL ASHORE THAT GOI-"
"Ya ya, I heard you the first time you fucking faggot." Dayna growled, stepping off the boat, only to get her dress caught on a hook and ripped. The dress was now so short you could see some of her underpants.
"Hey," The bird said, raising his eyebrows, "you don't look so bad under there." He winked at her, making Dayna so furious that the saying 'run for the hills' goes into action.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEM?!" She screamed, punching the fucking bastard in the face. Before she could cause the man any more problems, Sphinx pushed her away, and she landed in the water.
"Uhh, sorry about that, she has a-" the man was already getting up, very pissed off apparently.
"YOU TWO ARE NO LONGER WELCOME IN THIS BOAT. IF YOU NEED A RIDE, DON'T COME TO ME!!" And he set the sail and zoomed off. Sphinx was too busy thinking about what to do if they needed to go somewhere to take notice to Dayna, who was splashing around. She finally calmed down and was just glaring at everything. Katherine was just standing there, giggling like crazy.
Dayna climbed out of the water, stood up with a 'hmph' look on her face.
"Sorry, I didn't me-" Sphinx was inturrupted when Dayna pushed him into the water.
"DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!!! DON'T FUCKING PUSH ME INTO PLACES THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!!! NOW I AM FUCKING WET, CRAMPING AND I AM LEAVING WEITHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!!!" Dayna screamed, making the sailor look back and sigh, then continuing to sail. Sphinx was glaring daggers when his head was above the water. Dayna grabbed Katherine's arm. "Let's go."
"Uhh, heh heh, I was hoping we would stay with him, since he knows where he's going and stuff." She looked extremly nervous, and the cat looks like it was about the hide it's head incase the freaky girl with black hair screamed again. Dayna just glared.
"FINE!!!! ABANDON ME THEN!!!!!" And she marched off while Katherine and a pissed off Sphinx went off in their direction.........
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Two Minutes Later
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After wading through shallow water so her kitten wouldn't get wet, and Sphinx swimming, they were glad that they reached their destination. Then they heard a screaming behind them.
"Hey, wait for me!" It was Dayna, running in the same path that Katherine used so they woudn't have to get the kitty wet. The cat didn't look too pleased to see it's owners friend.
"I had a feeling you'd be back...." Sphinx commented when she caught up and was catching her breath. She looked up and glared.
"Shut up."
Then a voice boomed across the cave-like room. "Sphinx, Dayna! I knew I'd run into you two sooner or later!" It was that fucking bird man, Horus.
Great, another thing to add to my list of 'Outstanding Events' that happened to me today... Dayna though, standing up straight again.
Before Sphinx said something to his fellow demi-god, Dayna spoke up. "Where the FUCK did you come from? Didn't you burn to death?" To Katherine, this was just another amusing thing that was going to happen, so she kept quiet.
"To answer your question, young maiden, I just so happened to survive in the land of Uruk. You guys regained the sword, didn't you?"
Dayna and Sphinx nodded. Katherine noticed the Blade of Osiris in a brown, leather sheath. It was nothing fancy (the sheath. O-----------O)
"Well, it would be nice if I could have it. The Blade of Osiris is rightfully mine Sphinx-"
"But we got it first. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Dayna mocked, doing a little funny dance that made Sphinx sweatdrop, Katherine laugh and Horus glare. Gods, this kid was sarcastic and talky-backy! She was so lazy, yet so full of energy.
Perfect......... Horus thought.
Horus started arguing with Sphinx about how he posessed more power than Sphinx and shit like so. Then, all of a sudden......
"RAWR!!!!" The cat hissed, making the arguing and laughing stop. The cat bounched up to where Horus was, and attacked his face.
"Go, Kitty, Go!!!" Dayna cheered, jumping up and down, only to get elbowed by Sphinx. That always seemed to shut her up.
"Be quiet."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Horus was screaming, thrashing his arms about. He ran into the temple like place.......with the cat as well.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!" Katherine screamed, trying to jump up there. She was certainly not tall enough. She had to be 4"10!!! Dayna was 5"2, and of course Sphinx would be taller, because he is older. Maybe he was around 5"10, 5"11-ish, just like Dayna's father.
"MY CAT!!!!" She didn't even take notice that the duo was still there.
"Uhh......we're just going to be....going now...."
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After Getting the Eagle's Stone and Going
to the Base Thingy......
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"THOSE FUCKING FIRE ARMADILLO'S!!!!!!!! THEY FUCKING EXPLODED IN MY FACE!!!!!!!!" Dayna ranted, sitting down on this little black circle with a teal spot on it. Sphinx sighed. He wondered if her parents had gone insane yet.
"Well, there might have been babies in that burrow. You can't blame them." Sphinx reasoned, remembering that baby Slim Burble when she first came here. How it had almost pounded at her face before she chucked it into the lava. Poor thing. Had only been alive for about........30 or 40 seconds.
"Well, why didn't they attack you too?!"
"They did. You were just screaming and running around by the burrow, and another adult came out. Slim Burble's are much worse than Fire Armadillo's are."
"Ya, they have it rougher. They cough up their eggs instead of laying them." Dayna replied, taking the Eagle's Stone from Sphinx's pocket.
"Haha, funny." Sphinx moaned, looking out to the sea. He had to wonder, when would she go back home? With the way things are going, he'd take twice as long to do everything. He felt like her baby-sitter.
"Hey, I have a question." Sphinx stated. Dayna looked up.
"Yeah?"
"Do you know any Egyptian?" Sphinx asked, hoping she did. Like, he could speak both languages, but it would be easier to communicate when English speaking people were around.
"Of course! I know one sentence!!!" Dayna beamed, jumping up to her feet. "Ta'ala elhassy kussy!!!" Sphinx just stood there with a 'o-o' look on his face. People passing by them also looked at her like she was a retard.
"You know what that means, right?"
Dayna had a feeling it wasn't good. "What? Not like it means lick my pussy or anything-"
"Actually, that's what it means......." Now Dayna was the one with the 'o-o' look.
"Oh." Then she laughed. "Let's not speak of that again, ok?"
Sphinx smiled back. First timer for that mood!
Dayna grinned at the jewel, now in a fairly good mood. Too bad it was an emerald. If it was a ruby she would have stole it, brought it back home and told everyone that her father had bought it for her. She held it up to the sun, making the jewel go an aqua colour.
"SQUAK!!!" Something screamed. This thing that looked like a vulture was coming down, straight for Dayna.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Dayna complained, having the bird grab her shoulders. She chucked the jewel at her demi-god 'friend', hoping that it would grab him. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Today was just not her day.
The 'Mummified Bird' took her up to this little ledge, right by a rope. Screaming in frieght, she ran off. Too bad she didn't notice the Eye of Ra........
The lazer zoomed, less than an inch in front of her. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" She screamed, thinking about the post thingy in Uruk. It never did this!!!!
Sphinx had to get up there as soon as possible, or the kid may accidently kill herself. Not a pleasant thought. "GO BACK UP TO WHERE THE ROPE IS!!!!" He directed her. Luckily, she was listening and ran back to the rope, clutching it for dear life.
Now.......where did she chuck that thing???
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Half an hour later......
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"Next time, watch where you chuck things?" Sphinx told her, making Dayna cross her arms. They were on South Beach now, after some chaos with the Slim Burbles. Dayna actually attempted to act as a missionary and teach them how coughing up their offspring can result to 'stomach cancer', and that laying eggs is better for their health. Whatever the hell 'stomach cancer' was.
Dayna looked around the tropical beach. There was a man flexing his muscles, an island, which she assumed was Sunshrine Island, aka where Imhotep lived, and alot of water. Now THIS was a dream beach.
"So, where are we going?" Dayna asked, examining all around. She looked around the corner and saw a house! So cool! She remembered that those two anthro hyena's lived there.
Sphinx pointed to the temple. "We're going there. Let's go." He grabbed her wrist and dragged her to the water........
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One Freaky Swim Later...
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"I hate fish. They are SOOOOOOOOOO fucking stupid." Dayna complained, pointing to the orange Spinfish swimming in the water. One had bitten her foot, and was all bloody now. Dayna didn't care. I guess you could say she was kind of gothic in a way.
"Come on, Imhotep is in the temple waiting for us." Sphinx walked into the temple, Dayna tagging along.
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Walking into the temple made Dayna feel like she was in a fish bowl. She wasn't sure why. Just the feel made it remind her of her room, and when in her room, she felt like she was in a fish bowl. The hotdog man turned around and grinned. She guessed he must have been meditating. He reminded her of Rafiki off the Lion King.
"Sphinx! I am glad to see that you made it here OK! And this girl came safe too, thank the gods!!!" Imhotep examined her. Bloddy foot, messy black hair with brown roots, a dress that had obviously been ripped, not to mention the scars on her legs. Bruised knees. BADLY, bruised knees.
"Umm, why don't you come sit down, young lady! You look VERY tired." Imhotep offered, pointing to a cushion on the floor, surrounded by red and white candles. Dayna plopped down and was out like a lightbulb in 3 seconds maximum.
"Ya, we've walked a long way. Not to mention that she had been complaining the entire time." Sphinx was about to complain somemore, but Imhotep had more things to do. Like look at the items Sphinx had, yada yada.
"Hmm." Imhotep mumbled when he saw the Canopic Vase. Dayna ws just waking up from her ten minute snooze. As relaxing as sleeping was, she didn't like to waste her time with naps. When she opened her eyes and saw that jar, she jumped up and screamed with joy.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! THAT'S TUT'S VASE!!!! HE DIED BECAUSE S-" She stopped right there, remembering the dream. Mention anything, she dies. Luckily, Sphinx or Imhotep never questioned her any further.
"Maybe I can help release the soul that is trapped inside......." Imhotep put his finger to his forehead, closing his eyes. Dayna walked up to Sphinx.
"Is he like Raven off that show?" Dayna asked, wondering about teleconisis and future seeing. Sometimes she wished she was a mind reader. See what they're thinking about.
"Raven? Who is that?" Sphinx wondered outload, shrugging. WHY DID HER WORLD HAVE ALL THIS STRANGE STUFF?!
"Prince Tutankhamun is in the Castle of Uruk!!! No one has managed to get past the castle's heavy guard. If this 'soul-sending' process works, he may become very useful." Imhotep explained futher, but now Dayna was sorta pissed. They talked about him (Tut) as if her were an object to be used.
Dayna looked up to see a basket come to life, with eyes and shit. Then she got a wonderful idea.
"HEY!! Can I go to Uruk in the basket?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dayna asked, praying to god that she could. Imhotep frowned.
"Sorry, but this is very dangerous, and I do not want to put you in ANY danger. If you were caught, the gods only know WHAT would happen." Imhotep told her.
Dayna did her little 'Puss-Puss face' from Shrek 2. Sphinx just sweatdropped and Imhotep rolled his eyes.
"Fine, but remember-"
"YAYNESS!!!!!!" Dayna screamed, jumping into the basket.
"One moment! Be sure to hold onto this!" Imhotep handed her a ruby, shaped like a octagon. Dayna smiled.
Mwehehehehe, fuck the bird emerald thingy, I'll just bring this home!!!
"What does it do?" Dayna asked, trying to remain innocent. Sphinx glared. He knew what she was up to. What a naughty little kid she was!!! Faking that good kid thing with that 'Ta'ala elhassy kussy' incident earlier.
"If you were to fall down somewhere, like into a lava pit or something, it will bring you back with Tut, unharmed. It also allows us to see you and talk to you."
"Oh." She grinned even bigger. Now this would gain her some popularity at school.
Then, some magic formed around the basket. "Don't give Prince a migraine." Sphinx taunted, grinning evilly at her. Dayna just flipped him the bird before the basket dissappered.
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Wow, long-ass chapter. I'll update soon!!!!
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