A/N: Right-o, this is just something to keep me amused while the rest of my brain goes vacationing on planet Writer's Block. [Urk, I hate that planet.] The idea popped into my head when I found that a theater in my area was running a show called Jekyll and Hyde: The Musical. Yes, really. Jekyll does a duet with himself. I'm serious! [I still want to go see it, just out of curiosity!] Anyway, on to the music!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Period. Oh, the song is Hey, A Movie from The Great Muppet Caper
[We, the audience, find ourselves in a very dismal alley. Suddenly the alley is flooded with light and the music begins! The Nemomobile comes around the corner, carrying the League]
[The car stops, and the League disembark]
Quatermain: There'll be spectacle
Mina: There'll be fantasy
Sawyer: There'll be daring do
And stuff like you would never see
All: Hey! A movie!
Yeah! We're gonna be movie
Starring everybody
Nemo: And me!
Sawyer: There'll be heroes bold
Skinner: [sneaks up on Mina with a mischievous grin] There'll be comedy
All: And a lot of fuss
That ends for us real happily
Hey! A movie!
Jekyll: We can watch it all develop
Starring everybody
Hyde: [in Jekyll's head] And me! [Jekyll shudders]
Nemo: We'll take the world
And set it on its ear
Sawyer & Quatermain: Come on join in
We're gonna start right here
Dorian: There'll be crooks and cops
There'll be villainy [grins]
All [except Dorian]: But with us on call
We'll fix it all real easily
Dorian: Yeah, right. [The others glare at him]
All: Hey! A movie!
Sawyer: Wow! It's gonna be terrific
Starring everybody
Mina: And me!
Skinner: There'll be mystery
Nemo: And catastrophe [something explodes in the background]
All: But it's all in fun
You paid the money wait and see
Hey! A movie!
Dorian: Is there any way to stop it!? [The others glare at him again]
All: Starring everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Quatermain: And me!
[Big finish! The Fantom's tank comes smashing through the alley, and the League scatters until the next scene!]
A/N: My God, I have no life. Anyway, this fic is just pure folly, so if you hate it, I don't care. The next time my brain takes a vacation; this'll be what I work on. Oh joy of joys.