A/N: Wow. People actually like this. Go figure! I originally thought I was going to try and follow the movie and just insert little songs everywhere, but I couldn't come up with any songs to go with the beginning – so I shall have just a series of vignettes. Fun, fun, fun! XD Thank you to all of you who reviewed! It's nice to know my sense of humor is appreciated somewhere!

Etcetera Kit – Did you say Muppet Treasure Island? That is my favorite movie of all time! Now I'm going to have to hunt down your fic and read it!

Chasten-chan – I hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell! XP

A.L. Nowicki – Hey! Don't ruin it for me! I still haven't seen Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical.

Clez – Yes, you can have some more. Here it is.

Disclaimer: I still own nothing. That hasn't changed, but the song has. It is The Hairbrush Song from Veggie Tales: Are You My Neighbor?

[The League has regrouped after the scattering incident, and now they are aboard the Nautilus. We find ourselves in one of the bathrooms – Skinner's to be exact. He is just getting out of the bathtub and puts a towel around his waist.]

Narrator [with a very corny British accent]: Our curtain opens as Rodney Skinner, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Skinner cries out...

Skinner: Oh, where is my hairbrush?

Oh where is my hairbrush?

Oh, where, Oh, where,

Oh, where, Oh, where,

Oh, where, Oh, where,

Oh, where, Oh, where Oh, where ...

Is my hairbrush?

Narrator: Having heard his cry, Captain Nemo enters the scene. Shocked and slightly baffled as to why Skinner would even bother putting a towel around his waist, Nemo regains his composure and reports...

Nemo: I think I saw a hairbrush back there! [He leaves]

Narrator: Now Skinner, having heard the good news, joyously proclaims...

Skinner: Back there is my hairbrush.

Back there is my hairbrush.

Back there, back there,

Oh, where, back there,

Oh, where, oh, where,

Back there, back there, back there...

Is my hairbrush!

Narrator: Having heard his joyous proclamation, Dorian Gray enters the scene. Shocked and slightly baffled as to why Skinner would even bother putting a towel around his waist, Dorian regains his composure and comments...

Dorian [in a very condescending way]: Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair! [He leaves]

Narrator: Skinner is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Skinner wonders...

Skinner: No hair for my hairbrush.

No hair for my hairbrush.

No hair, no hair,

Nowhere, no hair,

No hair, no hair,

Nowhere back there, no hair...

For my hairbrush.

Narrator: Having heard his wonderings, Wilhemina Harker enters the scene. Shocked and slightly baffled as to why Skinner would even bother putting a towel around his waist, Mina regains her composure and confesses...

Mina: Skinner, that old hairbrush of yours...

Well, you never use it, you don't really need it.

So, well, I'm sorry... I didn't know.

But I gave it to Sawyer...

'Cause he's got hair! [She leaves]

Narrator: Feeling a deep sense of loss, Skinner stumbles back and laments...

Skinner: Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush.

Not fair! My poor hairbrush.

Not fair, not fair,

No hair, not fair,

Nowhere, no hair,

Not fair, not fair, not fair!

My little hairbrush!

Narrator: Having heard his lament, Tom Sawyer enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Skinner and Sawyer are shocked and slightly baffled at the sight of... each other. But recognizing Skinner's generosity, Sawyer is thankful...

Sawyer: Thanks for the hairbrush.

Narrator: Yes, good has been done here. Sawyer exits the scene. Skinner smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out...

Skinner: Take care of my hairbrush.

Take care, oh my hairbrush.

Take care, take care, don't dare not care.

Take care. Nice hair. No fair.

Take care, take care...

of my hairbrush.

Narrator: The end!

A/N: Oh the insanity! Oh the writer's block! Oh… kay. I'm going now. Hehehe. I think Jekyll should get to sing something next, since he wasn't in this one. XD Hm, neither was Quatermain. Oh well, I'll think of something.