Chappie Two

The Little Friend

Before:

Sango peered at the newly transformed hanyou, "You look the same, except for gender," A realization hit Kagome, who pulled her taijiya friend aside and whispered, "Do you think this mean h-she'll have to deal with the monthly friend?" She paled and shook her head vehemently, "I hope not. It's bad enough for us when we're used to it!" They looked at InuYasha, who was grumbling to herself and absentmindedly pulling grass out.

'Why me?' she thought, 'Why couldn't this happen to Miroku? At least he'd enjoy it.wait.maybe he'd enjoy it a little too much.' she shook her head, clearing a disturbing mental image.

InuYasha stood up, dusting off the legs of her red kimono, "Well, let's talk about this later. Shippou, get off my head! It's not a damn chair!" She grabbed the kitsune by his fluffy tail and flung him at Kagome.

In Kaede's hut.

"This is an interesting development," Kaede said sagely. "Tell me again, what did the woman do to you?"

"InuYasha scowled, "She touched my ear, and I felt something run through me. Are you suffering from hearing loss?" A temple vein pulsed on Kagome's head, 'One more step,' she thought, 'and I'll osuwari him! Of course I can't blame him, really, for being upset.'

Shippou jumped onto the hanyou's head again, "You shouldn't be mean to Kaede-baba! She's just trying to help!"

Our favorite dog-boy just grabbed the kit and began to hit him on the head repeatedly, "Don't tell me what to do!"

"OSUWARI!"

InuYasha pried herself off the floor, "Damn it, bitch, what was that for!?" "Don't make me say it again!"

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