A/N: I'm baaaack! ::scary music:: Here I am, at school and bored during my off-hour. So, what do you get when Krisian is bored during her off-hour? MORE MUSCIAL MADNESS! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Muppet plushies for everyone who reviewed! XD Hehehe! This is fun! My other fics were getting kinda depressing anyway. I need to unleash the craziness! XD
Disclaimer: We've been over this before. You should know what I own and what I don't by now. Oh, except for the song. You probably need to know that, don't you? It's We're Buds from the loverly [but sadly no longer airing] TV show The Brak Show, Starring Brak.
[Jekyll sits opposite a mirror, so we can see Hyde… How we can hear him is beyond me, but we can! Otherwise, this would be a very one-sided duet. Let the music begin!]
Jekyll: I'm not like you,
Hyde: And you're not like me. Hee hee!
Jekyll: We're about as different
Hyde: I know! As different can be.
Jekyll: We don't look the same.
Hyde: We don't act the same.
Jekyll: We're from different species
Hyde: With different names.
Jekyll: You're from in my head.
Hyde: You're from somewhere else.
Jekyll: I wear a tidy suit.
Hyde: And it really smells!
Both: We're buds, we're buds,
Through thick or thin,
Side by side
Hyde: Like bowlin' pins!
Jekyll: They say that opposites attract.
Hyde: That's right,
Jekyll: It's a fact,
Hyde: Oh yeah,
Both: We're buds!
Hyde: Sing it, Henry!
Jekyll: Though you're not like me,
Hyde: I toldja, I know!
And I'm not like you. I toldja.
Jekyll: Edward, we must have something in common.
Hyde: Sure! Well, um, no - I don't believe we do.
Jekyll: You're so brash and bold.
Hyde: You're so cool and calm.
Jekyll: I own a big old house,
Hyde: I live in your cranium!
Jekyll: I'm extremely smart.
Hyde: I'm extremely not.
Jekyll: I like vichyssoise!
Hyde: I like tater tots!
Jekyll: You got great big teeth!
Hyde: They came with my head!
Jekyll: Don't know how or why,
Hyde: But it's like we said!
Both: We're buds, we're buds,
Through high and low,
Hyde: Like Fred and Ricky on the Lucy Show!
Jekyll: They say that opposites attract.
Hyde: You got that right, Henry!
Jekyll: And it must be true, hey, it's a fact!
Both: It's a fact,
Hyde: Oh yeah,
Both: We're buds!
Hyde: I harmonized there and it was pretty.
Jekyll: Yes, I heard you.
Both: We're buds!
We're buds!
Hyde: Hey, Henry, since we're such good buds now, how about letting me out?
Jekyll: Not on your life.
A/N: My friends all think I'm crazy. XD Well, they have every reason to! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!