Chappie Three
We can fix this?!
Before:
Shippou jumped onto the hanyou's head again, "You shouldn't be mean to Kaede-baba! She's just trying to help!"
Our favorite dog-boy just grabbed the kit and began to hit him on the head repeatedly, "Don't tell me what to do!"
"OSUWARI!"
InuYasha pried herself off the floor, "Damn it, bitch, what was that for!?" "Don't make me say it again!"
Now:
"Well, there is nothing we can do at the moment, so I suggest we get some sleep," Miroku yawned. Sango raised her arms up to stretch, "I agree. I'm quite tired." Noticing Miroku inching closer, she gave him a touch-me- and-die glare. He inched back to where he was.
InuYasha scowled at all of the others, 'How can they all be so calm?' she noticed Kagome looking in her direction and feh'd. Being as she was tired herself, she curled up in the corner, holding Tetsusaiga against her chest. 'Now even this feels weird. Damn woman! If I ever find her, I'll tear out her throat!'
Again, she was running through the forest. She ducked a low-hanging branch and stopped in the very same clearing. "Not the same fucking dream again," she mumbled.
The blue-haired woman smiled, "No. Not the same dream. This time I will tell you how to break this curse."
"Why didn't you tell me before? And why the hell did you cast it in the first place?"
"That you will find out when you are back to your old self. In order to break this curse, you must go on a journey that will take one month."
"What?! We have jewel shards to collect you know!"
"Yes, but I will give you several shards when the journey is over. I believe that makes up for the shards you could get otherwise in that time."
"Fine, continue." grumbled InuYasha.
"I must touch your ear again, this time physically. Now, here are the directions to my castle."
InuYasha woke up and walked outside. The sun was just rising. Remembering the dream, she turned and ran back inside. "Wake up!" she shouted, "We need to get moving now!"
"InuYasha, what's the rush?" mumbled Kagome, still half asleep.
Miroku sat up from his spot curled up next to Sango, "The jewel shards can wait one day," Sango woke up from the proximity of his voice, then promptly turned bright red, "HENTAI!!" Miroku landed ten feet away. "It was worth the pain." he said with a loopy grin, then passed out.
Sango stood up, her eyes in flames. Kagome went over to her, "Let's go to the hot springs, Sango. Before you hurt him too much," She glared at InuYasha as if daring the hanyou to challenge her and dragged her friend off.
*******************************************************************
"Wow, it's such a nice day today!" Kagome exclaimed, raising her arms above her head to stretch and absorb some of the sunlight. InuYasha snorted, "Glad you can be so cheerful," The miko glared at him, "I know this curse isn't any fun for you, but you don't have to be so sullen. Think about it as a new experience." The hanyou just feh'd at her and sped her pace up a little bit.
'Man, she could lighten up a little bit,' Kagome thought. 'I hope the spell doesn't affect her fighting abilities.' She froze. 'I guess we'll find out right now!' "InuYasha! There's a jewel shard coming!"
"Well, I need to let out some frustration anyways," she said with a cocky grin. She pulled out Tetsusaiga and slung it over her shoulder.
The youkai came out of the woods 50 yards ahead of them, "Jewel shards! Give them to me or die! Or maybe I'll eat you anyways!" It stopped for a second, seeing three (including InuYasha) beautiful women. "Hmmm, such beauties deserve to be played with for a while before going into my stomach," It slithered up to InuYasha, who had a shocked expression on her face, 'Three? Oh, shit!' "But who first? Perhaps this hanyou." it moved over towards Kagome, who had her bow drawn, "Or perhaps this human girl.decisions, decisions."
"Touch Kagome and die!" shouted InuYasha, charging at it with Tetsusaiga in the air. The youkai dodged, pondering, "What exactly is your relationship with this girl.Kagome, was it? I sense jealousy, but both your scents are female. A disturbing relationship." 'What a strange youkai. And jealousy?' Kagome thought, blushing.
Miroku, Sango, Shippou and Kirara just watched all this with shocked looks. "Should we jump in, Houshi-sama?" "Not quite yet, Sango. Let's see how they react."
A low rumble started deep in InuYasha's chest, "Kagome," she said through clenched teeth, "where is the jewel shard?" "Um, between its eyes." "Prepare to die, you fucking bastard!" She raised Tetsusaiga up, "Kaze no Kizu!" The youkai fell, the jewel shard lying on the ground a few feet away.
Kagome picked up the jewel shard. "Miroku, clean-up." Sango clapped him on the back. "Kazaana!" Miroku unleashed his Kazaana, sucking up the youkai's body.
Setting up camp that night, InuYasha began to get a weird feeling in her abdomen. Feeling a little embarrassed, she pulled Kagome aside and asked her, "Kagome, I have this weird feeling just below my stomach. It's.kinda painful. Um.do you know what it is?" The hanyou started blushing. Kagome started blushing as well, "Uhhh.I guess Sango and I's question when you first transformed is being answered. Let's go a little deeper into the woods to talk about this."
Once they got far enough away, she pulled something out of her backpack, "Now, you know what happens to women once a month, right?" "Please don't tell me I'm gonna have that happen to me." "Well, it seems like it. What you're feeling is cramps. I can give you some medicine to make you feel better. There are ways to deal with this." She showed him what she had in her hand, blushing, "This is a tampon."
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO PUT IT WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SANGO, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said taijiya walked over, "Woman problems?" Kagome nodded. InuYasha hissed, "There's no way in fucking hell I'm trying her method! How do you deal with it?" Sango sighed, "I.
There we go! Chapter Three! Sorry I didn't get this out soon enough. I had the whole 'woman problems' thing planned out before I even started writing the first chapter.keep on reading, ja ne!
Here's what the Japanese terms mean, in case you're stumped:
-baba: old woman osuwari: sit hentai: pervert hanyou: half-demon miko: priestess youkai: demon Houshi: monk -sama: lord, lady Kaze no Kizu: scar of the wind Kazaana: air rip Taijiya: demon-slayer
We can fix this?!
Before:
Shippou jumped onto the hanyou's head again, "You shouldn't be mean to Kaede-baba! She's just trying to help!"
Our favorite dog-boy just grabbed the kit and began to hit him on the head repeatedly, "Don't tell me what to do!"
"OSUWARI!"
InuYasha pried herself off the floor, "Damn it, bitch, what was that for!?" "Don't make me say it again!"
Now:
"Well, there is nothing we can do at the moment, so I suggest we get some sleep," Miroku yawned. Sango raised her arms up to stretch, "I agree. I'm quite tired." Noticing Miroku inching closer, she gave him a touch-me- and-die glare. He inched back to where he was.
InuYasha scowled at all of the others, 'How can they all be so calm?' she noticed Kagome looking in her direction and feh'd. Being as she was tired herself, she curled up in the corner, holding Tetsusaiga against her chest. 'Now even this feels weird. Damn woman! If I ever find her, I'll tear out her throat!'
Again, she was running through the forest. She ducked a low-hanging branch and stopped in the very same clearing. "Not the same fucking dream again," she mumbled.
The blue-haired woman smiled, "No. Not the same dream. This time I will tell you how to break this curse."
"Why didn't you tell me before? And why the hell did you cast it in the first place?"
"That you will find out when you are back to your old self. In order to break this curse, you must go on a journey that will take one month."
"What?! We have jewel shards to collect you know!"
"Yes, but I will give you several shards when the journey is over. I believe that makes up for the shards you could get otherwise in that time."
"Fine, continue." grumbled InuYasha.
"I must touch your ear again, this time physically. Now, here are the directions to my castle."
InuYasha woke up and walked outside. The sun was just rising. Remembering the dream, she turned and ran back inside. "Wake up!" she shouted, "We need to get moving now!"
"InuYasha, what's the rush?" mumbled Kagome, still half asleep.
Miroku sat up from his spot curled up next to Sango, "The jewel shards can wait one day," Sango woke up from the proximity of his voice, then promptly turned bright red, "HENTAI!!" Miroku landed ten feet away. "It was worth the pain." he said with a loopy grin, then passed out.
Sango stood up, her eyes in flames. Kagome went over to her, "Let's go to the hot springs, Sango. Before you hurt him too much," She glared at InuYasha as if daring the hanyou to challenge her and dragged her friend off.
*******************************************************************
"Wow, it's such a nice day today!" Kagome exclaimed, raising her arms above her head to stretch and absorb some of the sunlight. InuYasha snorted, "Glad you can be so cheerful," The miko glared at him, "I know this curse isn't any fun for you, but you don't have to be so sullen. Think about it as a new experience." The hanyou just feh'd at her and sped her pace up a little bit.
'Man, she could lighten up a little bit,' Kagome thought. 'I hope the spell doesn't affect her fighting abilities.' She froze. 'I guess we'll find out right now!' "InuYasha! There's a jewel shard coming!"
"Well, I need to let out some frustration anyways," she said with a cocky grin. She pulled out Tetsusaiga and slung it over her shoulder.
The youkai came out of the woods 50 yards ahead of them, "Jewel shards! Give them to me or die! Or maybe I'll eat you anyways!" It stopped for a second, seeing three (including InuYasha) beautiful women. "Hmmm, such beauties deserve to be played with for a while before going into my stomach," It slithered up to InuYasha, who had a shocked expression on her face, 'Three? Oh, shit!' "But who first? Perhaps this hanyou." it moved over towards Kagome, who had her bow drawn, "Or perhaps this human girl.decisions, decisions."
"Touch Kagome and die!" shouted InuYasha, charging at it with Tetsusaiga in the air. The youkai dodged, pondering, "What exactly is your relationship with this girl.Kagome, was it? I sense jealousy, but both your scents are female. A disturbing relationship." 'What a strange youkai. And jealousy?' Kagome thought, blushing.
Miroku, Sango, Shippou and Kirara just watched all this with shocked looks. "Should we jump in, Houshi-sama?" "Not quite yet, Sango. Let's see how they react."
A low rumble started deep in InuYasha's chest, "Kagome," she said through clenched teeth, "where is the jewel shard?" "Um, between its eyes." "Prepare to die, you fucking bastard!" She raised Tetsusaiga up, "Kaze no Kizu!" The youkai fell, the jewel shard lying on the ground a few feet away.
Kagome picked up the jewel shard. "Miroku, clean-up." Sango clapped him on the back. "Kazaana!" Miroku unleashed his Kazaana, sucking up the youkai's body.
Setting up camp that night, InuYasha began to get a weird feeling in her abdomen. Feeling a little embarrassed, she pulled Kagome aside and asked her, "Kagome, I have this weird feeling just below my stomach. It's.kinda painful. Um.do you know what it is?" The hanyou started blushing. Kagome started blushing as well, "Uhhh.I guess Sango and I's question when you first transformed is being answered. Let's go a little deeper into the woods to talk about this."
Once they got far enough away, she pulled something out of her backpack, "Now, you know what happens to women once a month, right?" "Please don't tell me I'm gonna have that happen to me." "Well, it seems like it. What you're feeling is cramps. I can give you some medicine to make you feel better. There are ways to deal with this." She showed him what she had in her hand, blushing, "This is a tampon."
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO PUT IT WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SANGO, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said taijiya walked over, "Woman problems?" Kagome nodded. InuYasha hissed, "There's no way in fucking hell I'm trying her method! How do you deal with it?" Sango sighed, "I.
There we go! Chapter Three! Sorry I didn't get this out soon enough. I had the whole 'woman problems' thing planned out before I even started writing the first chapter.keep on reading, ja ne!
Here's what the Japanese terms mean, in case you're stumped:
-baba: old woman osuwari: sit hentai: pervert hanyou: half-demon miko: priestess youkai: demon Houshi: monk -sama: lord, lady Kaze no Kizu: scar of the wind Kazaana: air rip Taijiya: demon-slayer