A/N: Look who's back! Me, and my musical madness! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Disclaimer: I'm no closer to owning any of these people than I was four chapters ago. Darn. Anyway, today's featured song is That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain.
[Today, we find dear Whilemina Harker getting all but pounced on by three certain League members that are intent on winning her affections. Right now, all they're doing is annoying her. This should be fun!]
Mina: [rolls her eyes and approaches the nearest of her three would-be suitors – Dr. Jekyll]
[cue music!] I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius – you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all [she tugs playfully on Jekyll's tie]
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Dorian: [begins laughing at the look on Jekyll's face]
Mina:[glares at Dorian and moves in for the second verse]
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve – just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
[she grabs Dorian's collar, messes up his hair, then pushes him away]
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a gorgeous immortal
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
[Suddenly, Tom Sawyer comes driving up in the Nemomobile, which, for some reason, he's claimed as his own for the moment. Go figure.]
Sawyer: [grins at Mina and beckons her to get in the car]
Mina: [rolls her eyes again]
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night [Sawyer looks indignant]
C'mon baby tell me – you must be jokin', right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
[the three men try desperately to get Mina's attention.]
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me.
[Music ends, and Mina leaves Dorian, Jekyll and Sawyer looking quite confused and dejected.]
A/N: Hehehe! Now for a solo by Quartermain! Yay! I've finally come up with a song for him! XD