A/N: Here I am to save the day! ::corny superhero music:: I'm all smiles today, because one: this chapter gives me hilarious images of Sean Connery and two: school is out and I'm officially a senior! XD
elven-emma – Hyde tap-dancing? ::grins mischievously:: That gives me an idea…
Raven Silvers – I'm certain Skinner is around here somewhere… ::looks around:: Y'know, he'd be a lot easier to find if he wasn't invisible.
Disclaimer: The League still isn't mine. Neither is the song, which is At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys by the group Five Iron Frenzy.
[Quatermain is in his stateroom on the Nautilus. He's looking in a mirror and thinking of ways he could be cool… not that he isn't, but… well… yeah. He wants to be cool like us young people… hehehe!]
Quatermain: I'm seventy-four years old,
Still wearing the wallet chain,
Like I was twenty-eight.
I'm wearing my Vans right now, [looks down at his shoes]
So high school kids will think that I can skate.
I've got a degree in science,
Yet shaking my fists in defiance.
Anyway, I'm not cliché,
I hardly own any ties.
I may be old,
But at least I'm not like all those other old guys.
I'm watching MTV,
For fashion tips,
So I can say,
That I saw it first.
[puts a hat on backwards] Backwards hat,
Tattoos,
And goatee say I'm cool,
Just like Fred Durst.
I pay almost all my bills,
I sleep on a futon still.
Anyway, I'm not cliché,
I might not even die.
I may be old,
But at least I'm not like all those other old guys.
A/N: The line about the "I might not even die" is what really reminded me of Quatermain, but now you get my statement about the funny images of Sean Connery. Right-o… next up [because it's fun to give you little previews] a little song by our favorite American Agent. XD