A/N: I'm back! Here I am with the Dorian solo I promised you all! Hehehe! Let the madness continue! SLINIKIES FOR ALL MY REVIEWERS! Slinkies rock my socks off!
freedomfighter82 – Do you know how many people told me Dorian should sing "I'm Too Sexy"? A lot! I'll keep it in mind for later on!
funyun – Ah, the loverly softball tan! Yup, gotta love that! I play 2nd base, and anywhere else the coach wants to stick me – except pitcher or catcher. I can't pitch and the catching equipment doesn't fit me! I'm too tiny!
Disclaimer: Still own nothing, except LXG on DVD! [Watch it with the commentary – it's funny!] Anyway, I don't own the song either, but my sister does have the CD! It's I Wanna Talk About Me by Toby Keith.
[Actually, the reason Dorian was seeking advise was he needed to know how to shut a vampire up! Dorian had annoyed Mina so badly with is behavior in chapter 5, that she decided to seek revenge by talking him to death! That's not really working anyway, since he's immortal. Now, Dorian has decided to seek his own revenge, by singing!]
Mina: [is babbling nonstop about anything that comes to mind]
Dorian [looks thoroughly annoyed]: [cue music!] We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
Mina: That would be you, Dorian…
Dorian [ignores her]: We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
Your high school team and your moisturizer cream
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize [grins]
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start
Mina: [looks indignant]
Dorian: You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
[Gets in her face] You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you-you-you-you-you!
I wanna talk about me!
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
Mina: Then you can talk about yourself by yourself! I'm leaving. [She leaves]
A/N: It's preview time! In chapter 9, Skinner gets his solo! Chapter 10, another Muppet-inspired group number!