A/N: Hello all! Are you enjoying your Slinkies? This one is for all you Skinner fans out there…

Lonely hearts – Hm… She's married to the muffin man? It's always fun to BSU!

Sean M. Cogan – ::sings:: Lettuce entertain you! Lettuce make you smile! [Hehehe, lettuce. Let us. Get it.] Err… bad joke. I'm glad you find this entertaining!

morph – Thankee. For you, I have a Nightcrawler plushie. [BTW, you really need to update "Nightcrawler Spirit."]

funyun – You need to give your imagination a good workout, girl.

Pineapple Princess – Yes, I like to give Slinkies to people. Here, have another Slinky.

Nicky007 – Look, I used your new name! Yes, go Mina! [She's gonna toy with the boys a lot in this fic.]

Graymoon74 – Thank you, oh Crazy One. [And I mean that with love.] XD

freedomfighter82 – Bigot? Am I sensing some ill feelings toward Dorian?

ZephyrBreez – Hooray for old musicals! ::sings:: "Them women were sobbin', sobbin', sobbin' fit to be tied!" Hehehe – a Seven Brides for Seven Brothers moment. Ooh, cookies! Yum! Here, you can have some ice cream cause it's good reviewing food.

Verona Dracula – Gee, do you think you're amused enough by this fic? Here, have a Muppet plushie.

elven-emma – I particularly love Tony's Connery impression! It's so freakishly good.

Clez – Spiffy is now one of my new favorite words! Spiffy!

Disclaimer: How does one go about owning the League? I haven't figured that out yet, so I still don't own any of them. Bummer. Right-o, here's the song: Mister Cellophane from Chicago. [Who knew John C. Reilly could sing? I sure didn't.]

[Skinner is feeling a little ignored because he wasn't really in the last couple of musical numbers. Poor guy. Right now, he's sitting in front of one of those movie star-esque vanities with the lights all around the mirror. The music begins…]

Skinner: [begins applying greasepaint to his face]

If someone stood up in a crowd

And raised his voice up way out loud

And waved his arm

And shook his leg

You'd notice him

If someone in the movie show

Yelled, "Fire in the second row,

This whole place is a powder keg!"

You'd notice him

And even without clucking like a hen

Everyone gets noticed now and then

Unless of course that personage should be

Invisible, inconsequential me!

[Gets up and begins doing that nifty John C. Reilly dance across the room]

Cellophane

Mister Cellophane

Should have been my name

Mister Cellophane

'Cause you can look right through me

Walk right by me

And never know I'm there

I tell ya

Cellophane

Mister Cellophane

Should have been my name

Mister Cellophane

'Cause you can look right through me

Walk right by me

And never know I'm there

Suppose you was a little cat

Residin' in a person's flat

Who fed you fish and scratched your ears?

You'd notice him

Suppose you was a woman wed

And sleepin' in a double bed

Beside one man for seven years

You'd notice him

A human being's made of more than air

With all that bulk you're bound to see

Him there

Unless that human being next to you

Is unimpressive, undistinguished

You know who…

Should have been my name

Mister Cellophane

'Cause you can look right through me

Walk right by me

And never know I'm there

I tell ya

Cellophane

Mister Cellophane

Should have been my name

Mister Cellophane

'Cause you can look right through me

Walk right by me

And never know I'm there

Never even know…

… I'm there!

[Pauses and thinks]

Hm… 'Rodney Cellophane, gentleman thief' just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Shrugs]

Never mind. [He goes off to see if he can annoy somebody.]

A/N: Aw. Gotta love Skinner. Preview time! Chapter 10: A Muppet-inspired group number. You all don't get to know about chapter 11… it's a surprise! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!