A/N: Da-da-daaa! I'm here to amuse you with my Muppet Musical stylings! Sorry it took so long to update this darned thing, but my spare time as of late has been nil. That sucks.

elvenmalka523 – What do you mean Mina needs her own song? What do you call chapter 5?

Perin Thunderholder – You really need to see Chicago!

Graymoon74 – ::blushes:: You really think I'm brilliant? Aw… shucks…

schizomaniax – Wow. Did you write me a review or a novel? All right! Lighter fluid! I was beginning to run out. Here, have a Pyro plushie!

Cecily – Actually, I've only seen the movie. The "suppose you was a little cat" verse is on the soundtrack, so I stuck it in.

Chasten-chan – If all I have to do is come up with a witty chapter title to amuse you, I'm all set. Congratulations! ::tosses confetti:: You are the 100th person to review this fic! You get a Dorian plushie with special decapitating action – just take off his head and he puts it right back on! XD

Xaviere Jade – Many thanks for putting this in your live journal.

Disclaimer: The League has been avoiding me for making them sing such ridiculous songs, so now I'm really far away from owning them. Ah, oh well. Ok, before I tell you the song, I'm going to tell you its source. I have this incredibly awesome CD entitled The Muppet Show 25th Anniversary Collection: Music Mayhem and More! It's got all sorts of Muppet songs on it, and it's provided most of my inspiration for this fic. So, every time I reference "My Muppet CD" that's what I'm talking about. So, that said, the song is We Got Us from My Muppet CD.

[The lights are low and as they come up, we are able to see a grand piano. Mina is seated atop it, while Dorian is playing. Why? Cause after all those years of living Dorian should at least be able to play the piano!]

Mina: Life is a funny thing

Sometimes you laugh and sing

Dorian: Sometimes you grumble and cuss

Mina: Knock it off. [Dorian stops playing the piano and the fun music kicks in!]

But either way what do we care?

Both: We got us

Dorian: [grumbles] Unfortunately.

Skinner: [pops up from behind the piano]We have our ups and downs

Our share of smiles and frowns

Quatermain: [Enters from stage right] But through it all we don't fuss

Sawyer: [Enters from stage left] 'Cause we got a special thing goin'

All: We got us

Jekyll: [Pops up next to Skinner] Some people like to go through their life single

Aw, that wouldn't suit us at all

Nemo: [Pops up on the other side of Skinner] Why sing a melody as a soliloquy

When it's more fun to be

All: Harmonizing!

Sawyer: Come on everybody!

[Everyone comes together to form… what else but a cancan line!]

All: People, they say we are

Crazy the way we are

That we won't even discuss

'Cause what we got they can't smother

We'd trade our life for no other

They've only got one another

But we got us!

[Big finish! They all strike cheesy poses and the lights go out.]

A/N: Ok, now you're all thinking "Here's the part where I get to see what's coming next!" Wrong! Chapter 11 is still a surprise! You shall not know until I tell you! [And if you do know, don't breathe a word to anyone or I will hunt you down and feed you to my tigers!]