A/N: Hello all! My it seems I've grown a few more fans during this fic's little dormant streak. [Sorry about the dormant thing, but I'm inherently lazy.] Ok, this chapter is officially dedicated to elven-emma, since she planted the idea in my head! Go you Emma!
elvenmalka523 – Mina will get another song, don't you worry!
The Lady Thief – Yup, I've got tigers. ::whistles and the tigers come running:: Say hello to my nice reviewers!
Remy, Bongo & Brak: RAR!
schizomaniax – Hiding under a rock has not got to be very comfortable. Here, have an invisibility cloak so you won't get caught…
Faust – I'm certain Cecily enjoys the fact that you're plugging her fic, but just to let you know, I am one of her most constant reviewers. XD
Nimmo Gray – I'm trying to be even. Everyone will get another number, no matter how much I have to rack my brain to come up with a song.
Drakena the Destroyer – The Nightmare Before Christmas has crossed my mind more than once. Nothing seems to fit, though. Oh well! Thanks for the suggestion.
jordie78 – Thank you very much. I'm glad you're enjoying it!
Disclaimer: The only things I own out of this whole random fic are my crazy ideas. Nothing else. Ok, now this song which I have been oh-so careful to keep secret is Kermit's rendition of Happy Feet from my Muppet CD.
[It is dark. We can hear the soft click of tap shoes as their wearer heads for center stage. The lights come on and – group gasp – it's Hyde! He wears a top hat and carries a cane.]
Hyde: The time has come to answer the question that has baffled mankind through the ages. Namely: "Can the evil alter ego tap-dance?" The answer is… hit it!
[Music starts] Happy feet, I've got those happy feet
Give them a low down beat
And they begin dancing
[Hyde begins dancing] I've got those ten little tapping toes
And when they hear a tune
I can't control my dancing heels
To save my soul
Weary blues can't get into my shoes
Because my shoes refuse to ever grow weary
I keep cheerful on an earful of music sweet
'Cause I've got happ happ happy feet
[Musical interlude! During which Hyde tap-dances from one side of the room to the other. He's actually quite good… who knew?]
Weary blues can't get in my shows
Because my shoes refuse to ever grow weary
I keep cheerful on an earful of music sweet
'Cause I've got happ happ happy
'Cause I've got happ happ happy feet
Feet!
[The music ends abruptly and the lights go out again, leaving all of us wondering 'Did I just see what I thought I saw?']
A/N: I think that's so funny! Ok, now the previews can start again. I've got nothing to hide! Chapter 12 – a song by Sawyer that should make all of you ladies go "HELL YEAH!" Until then!