A/N: Chapter 12 is here! Huzzah! Are you all ready to go "Hell yeah"? [Or, "hell yes" if you're Nicky.]
Cecily – Have you read Graymoon74's "LXG Goes Pink"? It involves Nemo in a tu-tu! [But it's way warped, so read at your own risk!]
Clez – ::pokes back:: Hehehe! I just wanted to do that!
Lady Lirin – You and your selective memory! You had better know this song, or I'll have to beat you!
freedomfighter82 – Agg! Not so loud next time! I'm going to go deaf! XD
Faust – Chicago rocks my socks! Of course I've seen it! I had Skinner sing "Mr. Cellophane" in chapter 9!
Disclaimer: League – not mine. Song – not mine either. Bummer. Any-who, the song of the day is Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy) by Big & Rich. [I absolutely LOVE this song!]
[Today, we find Sawyer in the Nautilus' dining room with his feet propped on the table, munching on an apple. Dorain comes strolling in and all I can say is "Thank God is wasn't Nemo!" Lord only knows what he'd do if he caught Tom with his feet on the table!]
Dorian: [gives Sawyer a disgusted look]
Sawyer: What?
Dorian: You have no class.
Sawyer: [raises an eyebrow] So?
Dorian: [scoffs] So? So, it's no wonder Mina sees nothing in you! You are just a classless cowboy!
Sawyer: Are you kidding me? Cowboys don't need class!
Dorian: Oh, yes?
Sawyer: Yes… [music starts and Sawyer jumps up onto the table]
Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of Crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
Cause I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Dorian: [looks a little astounded]
Sawyer: Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling-Blinging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
And I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Dorian: [is still not sure how to react]
Sawyer: [sits down on the edge of the table]
Well, I'm a thoroughbred
That's what she said
In the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
Of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
All night long
So I took her out giggin' frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of
And we made love! [jumps up again]
And I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
[Sawyer "raises the roof"] What? What?
Save A Horse, ride a cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse, ride a cowboy.
[music ends and Sawyer hops off the table] Who needs class?
[With that, he snatched up his apple and strolls out.]
A/N: I love playing on the Dorian-and-Sawyer-are-from-opposite-ends-of-the-spectrum thing. Any-who, preview time! Chapter 13 [13! My lucky number!] – Poor Jekyll takes a trip to Brokenheartsville. [I'm on a country music fix. So sue me!] Anyway, I write these as I think of them, so everyone else WILL get another song, but it may take me a while to think of them…