A/N: The long-dormant ficcie lives! Huzzah! Sorry all – I seemed to have dropped off the fanfiction world temporarily, but never fear, for I'm back now! XD

freedomfighter82 – Your review was quite amusing! ::ducks as fantasies come flying in, searching for you:: Yipes!

Clez – Thank you for hell yeah-ing!

i luv tom – That was a very random story. Big & Rich are very different from your average country music! I just go their CD, Horse of a Different Color, and it's SO good! Go buy it! ::sings:: "Country boys don't rock and roll, yeah, the record man told me so…"

Lady Lilrin – Joe Nichols… ::drools:: He's so hot!

Faust – See this? This is my fic not fading into the dust!

Disclaimer: Even dropping off the fanfiction planet doesn't make the League any closer to being mine! Grr! The song's ALSO not mine, and dropping off the planet didn't help that either. Anyway, it's Brokenheartsville by the absolutely delectable Joe Nichols… RAR!

(The Nautilus has docked, giving the League some much-needed tome on dry land. (Except for Nemo, who's practically a fish and could live at sea.) We find Skinner in Sawyer in one of the local bars. Suddenly, Dr. Jekyll comes in and sits between Skinner and Sawyer. He looks rather depressed.)

(Music starts and we have a random flashback moment: Mina and Jekyll are waking down the street, having a nice conversation and genuinely enjoying each other's company. When Dorian pulls up in a red car. He beckons her inside, being very suave. Without giving Jekyll so much as a second glance, Mina hops in the car and the pair speed off. End random flashback moment…)

Jekyll: He wore that bowler hat

To cover up his horns

Sweet talkin' forked tongue

Had a tempting charm

Before I turned around

That girl was gone

All I can say is

Bartender pour me something strong

(the bartender pours him a drink)

Here's to the past

They can kiss my glass

I hope she's happy with him

Here's to the girl

Who wrecked my world

That angel that did me in

I think the devil

Drives a Coup de Ville

I watched him drive away over the hill

Not against her will

And I've got time to kill

Down in Brokenheartsville

(Musical interlude. Jekyll turns to Sawyer, who looks just as depressed as he does)

Why are you here?

Sawyer: (sullenly) Mina.

Jekyll: You too, huh? (he turns to Skinner) What about you?

Skinner: (is slightly drunk) Who? Me? I'm just here for the bar girls!

Sawyer: (rolls his eyes then asks Jekyll:) Hey, what's a Coup de Ville anyway?

Jekyll: It was long and chrome

Sittin' in the lot

Fire engine red

That thing was hot

He revved it up

She waved goodbye

Love's gone to hell

And so have I

Here's to the past

They can kiss my glass

I hope she's happy with him

Here's to the girl

Who wrecked my world

That angel that did me in

I think the devil

Drives a Coup de Ville

I watched him drive away over the hill

Not against her will

And I've got time to kill

Down in Brokenheartsville

Sawyer and Jekyll: Here's to the past

They can kiss my glass

I hope she's happy with him

Here's to the girl

Who wrecked my world

That angel that did me in

I think the devil

Drives a Coup de Ville

I watched him drive away over the hill

Not against her will

And I've got time to kill

Down in Brokenheartsville

Sawyer and Skinner: (Are very, very, VERY drunk, and they shout the words more than sing them)

I think the devil

Drives a Coup de Ville!

I watched him drive away over the hill!

Not against her will!

And I've got time to kill!

Down in Brokenheartsville!

(The music fades. Skinner promptly passes out at the bar, and Sawyer nearly falls off of his bar stool. Jekyll looks at the two, and carefully inspects his drink. He thinks better of it and sets it on the bar and walks out.)

A/N: Ta-da! I hope that was worth the wait! Now, chapter 14 – Dorian and a special guest star get to sing a duet! Huzzah! After that… you'll just have to wait and see! ::insert evil laughter here::