A/N: Hullo! I'm back with madness enough for all! LEGOS FOR ALL OF YOU WHO REVIEWED! I have an odd Lego obsession… don't ask. Also, Dorian refers to himself in the third person in this song for some odd reason.
Disclaimer: I'm a poor teenager with no job! WAAAH! Ok, the song: Evil is Only Skin Deep from Brak Presents the Brak Album Starring Brak.
(A lone spotlight finds Dorian yet again sitting at the piano. I've decided to put his piano-playing skills to good use! There is someone sitting across from him on a stool, but we can't see who – it's too dark.)
(Dorian begins playing the piano)
Dorian: People are so quick to judge
And shun my point of view
(The lights come up and we see our visitor… Whoa! IT'S M!)
M: They figure all you got inside
Are quarts of goppy goo
Dorian: If they got to know Dorian
They'd know I have feelings too
M: (scoffs) You're joking right?
Dorian: No, it's true.
M: (looks a little disappointed) Oh.
Dorian: Often time I'm quite confused
And utterly distressed
M: Like when you pile drive some jerk
And make his head a mess
Dorian: (looks at M like "Ookay… whatever")
It makes Dorian sad to BANG someone into next week
M: I guess evil is only skin deep
Dorian: Deep
Random echo: Deep
Dorian: Down in my guts
Random echo: Guts
Dorian: There must be a spark of goodness hiding
M: What?
What?
What are ya? Nuts?
Random echo: Nuts
M: Who'd ever take the time to find it?
Dorian: (looks hurt) Hey man, that hurts.
M: Sorry. You all right?
Dorian: Yeah, I'm ok.
M: If people are so quick to judge
Why should you change?
Dorian: I live my life the way I like
Happily deranged (smiles evilly)
M: So what if every now and then
Some havoc you wreak?
Dorian: Evil is only skin deep
M: Isn't it?
Both: Evil is only skin deep!
(The lights fade out and all of a sudden…)
Nemo: HOW DID HE GET ON MY SHIP?!?!
Dorian: Run for it M!
(After much crashing and yelling, the scene ends.)
A/N: Hehehe! Ok, scene next: Let Quatermain do what he wants. It's his life after all.