"Band Room, the Beautiful"
I don't know who owns the original, but I sure don't
Oh, Beautiful
For spacious cages
For trumpets so shiny it hurts
For the woodwind section's magesties
Above the foolish brass!
The BAND room
The BAND room!
God shed his gracenotes on thee!
Ensembles meeting in BANDIE hood
From C to your highest C!!!