Disclaimer: Still I do not own ANYONE IN JTHM... I love Johnny... but I do not own him. I LOVE JHONEN! Could I maybe, you know, stalk you sometime? Maybe on Friday nights? Or maybe Saturday if you're too busy...

Warning: This part is sadistic.

PART 3

(AT NNY'S PLACE)

A man lies on a table. His arms, legs, chest, and neck are all bound to the table with metal clasps. He can only stare at the ceiling. The ceiling with the 43 tiles that he can see.

(NNY'S VIEW)

I stared at the man on the table. Wretched, crackpot fool. I found the ignorant fucker outside the gas station with his friends. They were laughing at me. LAUGHING AT ME! HOW DARE THEY? I sucked in air through my teeth and held my breath. Fool. I exhaled and walked into the man's view.

I stood over him and glared at him, "Hello again. So did you think about it? About why you shitbags complain and whine about how YOU are discriminated and made fun of... yet you cause it to others. YOU FUCKERS ARE THE VERY CAUSE OF DECADENCE!!! STUPID DRAMA QUEENS! Whine about your pain, then cause it to others. YOU MADE FUN OF ME! YOU LAUGHED AT ME! How RIGHTEOUS you are!"

The man was sweating profusely, "Look, I said I was sorr-"

I cut him off and shrieked, "SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT! I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF SHIT LIKE YOU!" I felt tears coming and I tried to blink them away, "Why can't you all leave me alone? I DID NOTHING! NOTHING TO YOU!"

I slung a knife into down into the man's right thigh.

(INSERT AGONIZED SCREAM HERE)

I smiled widely and grabbed the hilt, "Scream for me..." I hissed and twisted the knife.

(INSERT MULTIPLE AGONIZED SCREAMS HERE)

I reached for my scythe.

The man's eyes bulged, "NO! PLEASE! NOOO!"

"Ehh... no.", I hissed and swung the scythe in a downwards arc. It impaled the man's right lung and splintered the wood underneath.

The man screamed and coughed up blood. I only grinned wider and pulled the scythe downward, making a deep gash in the man's abdomen.

"Stay alive... I've got something else in store", I pulled out a corkscrew. I looked at it thoughtfully, "You know, they've always said that crack screws up your brainmeats... melts them... I guess we'll find out today, yes?"

I turned around as if I was going to leave, then twisted around and jammed the corkscrew into the man's ear and I started twisting it...

Dear Die-ary,

Today I found out that removing a person's brainmeats through their ear is much too messy. I think I'll have to come up with new ideas. Oh, and I believe I've met a real person today. Not one of those filthy holes that disguise themselves as people. Her name is Jennifer Nikolai. The new neighbor... I'm hungry... I think I'll go bake cookies... after I kill a mime. Damn those people are annoying.

J.C

"So how is the new neighbor? Do you want to kill her?" a voice piped up behind me.

"Shut up Meat", I intoned.

"Does she remind you of Devi?"

I felt my heart drop, "...Wait, how do you know Devi? You weren't even here then!"

"Oh... umm... It doesn't matter how I know, the point is, she does remind you of Devi, doesn't she? You want Devi back don't you?"

"NO! I want NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! I AM NOT A SLAVE TO ANYTHING!" I shrieked at Reverend Meat.

"YOU WERE BORN HUMAN! HUMANS ARE OBJECTS OF DESIRE! As I have said before, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A SLAVE TO SOMETHING!"

I glared at Reverend Meat and he smiled evilly.

"NO! NEVER!" I hissed at him and I lifted him up and threw him out the window.

"RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!" Meat laughed as he was launched through the glass.

I dropped to my knees and breathed heavily.

"Never..."

I curled up into a ball on the floor. I thought about Devi and I felt sad.

"Devi..."

It's too quiet. I got up slowly and looked out the window. It was full moon. The sky was full of stars. I walked over to my drawing desk and took out the gun in the drawer. I aimed it at my head. I sighed and pulled the trigger.

CLICK! There were no bullets.

I sighed again and put the gun back.

I can't die. muahahaHAHAHAHAHAAA!

To be continued...