The Wonderful Christmas of Doom
Chapter One
Plans and Invites
Ari: Ok so this is WAY to early for Christmas but hey by the time I finish this it might actually BE Christmas.
Disclaimer: Ari doesn't own The Tallests, Zim, GIR, Tak, Skoodge, the Resisty, and all those other people and stuff. Jhonen does. Not Nick!!! JHONEN!!! And all other characters I own!
NOTE: Let's pretend the Christmas episode that they DID make never happened...though that is a really good episode.
Earth; Zim's House/Base
GIR had just learned of the wonders of the Internet. The Irken Internet. A lot bigger than the human one with a ton of...well internet and horrible ads. But the Irken Internet did also include the human one, which nobody ever went to. Except little crazy GIR. He tapped on the keyboard staring at the screen. "Welcome to the human internet!" GIR looked at the counter at the bottom of the screen that now read one. "YEAH!!!" He clicked a link and got a wave of pop ups and ads. Then one got the little robot's attention. "Oooh..."
Zim sat in his lab working on his latest plan for world domination. A attack of killer moose. And it was actually going pretty well for once. Except Zim had a few hoof marks on his back but it was ok. "Now if I just..." He then heard loud voice shouting. "LET'S HAVE A CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!" Zim dropped the chemical onto MiniMoose which caused the poor little floating moose to turn black with ashes in a poof of smoke. He let out a small squeak as he hit the ground burned. "GIR! Now look what you've made me do! Well at least I know the instant burn works..." He whispered the last part to himself looking at the orange chemical in the test tube. "Anyways! What on Irk are you talking about?! A what party?" GIR then waved the paper he had printed from the site above and started to scream again. "A party! We can invite EVERYBODY!!! And then have food and games and PRESENTS!!!" Zim then clenched his hands into fists and scowled. "GIR! Why would we invite filty humans to- Wait! The pitiful humans...we could invite them! Being so stupid they wouldn't KNOW the terrible things that I can...DO to them! I'll have gifts with explosives...terrible horrible PAINFUL games...food that is...is..." As he stuttered for a word MiniMoose squeaked which sounded like a normal squeak but which Zim comprehended in to a word. "ICKY!!! Food that is icky!!! You took it right out of my BRILLIANT head MiniMoose! And I'll invite the Tallests! They have GOT to see it! Front row seats to the Earth's impending DOOM! And I'll make sure that horrible DIB doesn't get in the way this time! Now GIR tell me more about this Christmas..."
Somewhere...
Skoodge. That was his name and he was a pround Irken Invader. All the Irkens were cheering for him and the Tallests all over him showering him with words of greatness, for lack of a better term. He had just took over Meekrob single handed and save Invader Tenn. And after saving the Massive from being blown up he had stopped the new resistance from destroying the Armada and now was being promoted to the new leader of the Irken Empire even if he was shorter than the Tallests. All resisting aliens now shivered at his name and were hailing to the Irken Empire now. And now he was in a nice comfy throne with the old Tallests bowing to him. "Oh your so great Tallest Skoodge! What're you doing to do next master?" Skoodge smiled readjusting his crown. "Well I thin-" "Master...master...master..." Skoodge then looked at them. "Uhh what's wrong with you-"
"MASTER SKOODGE PLEASE WAKE UP!!!"
He was then hit by a bag of chips his SIR was whacking in his face franticly trying to wake up his dreaming master. "AHHHH!!! Stop it SIR! What's wrong I told you I was going to take a nap! I'm not dead! Sometimes I wonder what's wrong with you..." The SIR then pointed out the window of the Voot Cruiser. "We're going to crash sir!" Skoodge then looked out the window. "You know we can just steer the ship out of the way..." The SIR then jumped around like a paranoid psycho. "THE CONTROLS ARE OFFLINE SIR!!! AND THE ENGINE GOT HIT BY A ASTEROID WHEN YOU WERE ASLEEP!!!!!" Skoodge then looked at the planet, the Voot then to his SIR who was staring at him. They both stared at each other for a moment then...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Somewhere Deep in Space; Resisty's Ship
A large spaceship flew through the wreckage of the planet that had just been blown up a few days ago because of the Irken Armada. Inside many different types of aliens were either controlling the ship or helping the few new members of the crew that had survived the destruction of their planet. In the middle of it all sat a Vortian and to his right a floating cone like creature. "Shloonktapooxis, how many survivers of the planet did we get?" The Vortian took his eyes off the window and looked at the cone by him. "Well I'm not sure Captain Lard Nar. I can't really count that well..." Lard Nar, the Vortian, then looked at the group around the one new resistance member they had found in a escape pod that the Irkens had missed while blowing up the rest.
"Shloonktapooxis that's only one person."
"Yeah I know I kind of lose it after zero."
Lard Nar eyed him awkwardly then cleared his voice and walked over to the newcomer. "So what's your name? Oh and as for me I am Lard Nar leader of the Resisty!" The alien looked up at him. It had three green eyes. Two in the normal positon and one on it's forehead. It's skin was a pale purple and it had two small blue horns poking out of it's head. Other than that it was pretty small and had a long tail with a pointed tip at the end. "M-my name is Mij and I am from the...destroyed planet of Garoll. The Irken Empire destroyed it because they were asking for snacks. But my people only eat our healthy vegitation. So we didn't have any snacks and they blew up the planet saying we were disobeying their orders." Lard Nar stared for a while then started speaking again. "Well I just asked for your name but I guess the extra information is nice...anyways you are a new member of the Resisty! I mean if you wanna be and all but-" Shloonktapooxis then popped up in front of Mij. "You don't like snacks?!" Lard Nar then grabbed the cone and threw him to the side. Mij than spoke up again. "I'd like to join...because as I've heard your after the Irken Empire and I'd like to help you destroy those horrible beasts! And Resisty sounds really cool!" Lard Nar then smiled and shook the Garoll's hand. "Welcome to the Resisty Mij..."
Deep in Space Again; On Board the Massive
In the large windowed room of the Massive where one could look out to the expansive universe two tall Irkens sat on a couch looking out at it all. In front of them on a large table lay a map, some papers and two Irken sodas. Then one of them, the red eyed one, spoke up. "I still can't believe that they wouldn't give up the snacks! I mean everyone knows not to defy the Irken Empire! Except those stupid Resisty people we gave that stupid malfuntioning power core to..." The purple eyed one then looked up from some papers he was reading at his co-leader. "What if they really had no snacks?" They both looked at each other then after a moment of absolute silence except for the soft roaring of the engines from the ship they bursted out laughing.
"Nice one Pur!"
"Sometimes I kill myself."
Suddenly a large screen appeared in front of them and a female Irken was shown on screen. It was Tak and she was transmitting from a new Spittle Runner she had built with a fixed Mimi by her side. Purple then stared a bit wide eyed at the screen as Red on the other side of the couch drank his soda looking at her. "Who's that?" he asked taking another gulp of his soda. "It's Tak! Remember she was going to give us that planet full of snacks but then Zim got in the way." Red who was glaring at his soda can which he flipped upside down to see if their was a bit of the carbonated liquid left gave a slight oh and threw the can back which hit a service drone passing by in the hall. "My Tallests! I'd like permission to kill Zim. I am close to the planet. After I kill him I shall try again at my plan to fill the planet with snacks, showing that I can be an Invader." Red then smiled happily. "Kill Zim huh? AND give us a planet full of snacks? If you promise to make it extremely painful..." Purple then spoke up excited. "You can be a general for all I care!" Red nodded by him happily smiling. Tak then smiled and saluted. "Thank you my Tallests! I shall bring you his dead body for you along with a planet full of snacks and new slaves for you! Tak signing off!" The picture faded away as the screen was pulled back up into a nifty lil' compartment in the ceiling. Red then looked at Purple who was wearing a great smile and anxious look in his eyes. "See I told you lucky random things happen sometimes!"
By the Milky Way; Tak's Ship
Tak laughed thinking about her plan. The way the Tallests looked after telling them a small premise of what she was going to do she could probably be promoted to something more than just an Elite Invader. She had crashed on a small planet where a couple of aliens lived. She easily destroyed the small village and was able to gather supplies from it and her old escape pod to make a new ship. And after reprogramming Mimi and making sure the chip wouldn't fall out again she had started to put together the small ideas she had to destroy Zim. He had ruined her plans two times already. And that was enough. She felt so disgraced to have been beaten by such a worthless invader. Heck he wasn't even an invader he was exiled to food service which he probably failed at too. "Master! We are closing in on the targeted galaxy!" The computer than showed a screen of how far away they were from Earth. "Good...This time it's for revenge Zim and you will NOT ruin this for me...and I'll make sure you don't disgrace the Empire anymore after this..."
Earth; Membrane House
Dib was on his computer as usual looking at the bits of info he had gotten about Zim. "Man! It's already been a long time since Zim crahsed and I STILL don't have a whole skematic on his house or a lot of information on his weird alien specis! If only the Swollen Eyeball didn't think I was ALL that crazy! I think I really lost them after that whole waffle thing with Zim..." His computer then started to beep and a pop up came up saying that the his Dad's satellite, which he had access to, had picked up a signal. He then opened a video link and saw something heading down towards Earth at an amazingly fast speed. "Wow! What is that?! Hey...it's got that Irken symbol on it! That means..." He than started to run around in circles crazily. "AHHH ANOTHER ONE!!! ANOTHER ONE!!!" He then stopped and stared out the window. "Wait...this could be good actually...hmm..."
Ari: I ran out of ideas when it came to Dib. So this is just a short lil prolouge thing. Oh and this is mainly after all the episodes like Zim Eats Waffles and stuff. Yeah I watched the third DVD a lot and got some info I needed. Anyways review please! As for flamers DON'T FLAME! Just point out the mistakes or just leave! Helpful criticism is good I mean!