Sword-chan- . Hi guys!! It's another class of... SWORD AND KISHUUS POTION CLASS!
Kishuu- What about that Kichigo fanfic you promised me...?
Sword-chan- ::gets all depressed:: ::manga styled gloom-and-doom:: I despise my 4-years-out-of-date-laptop...
Kishuu- o.O O.K. Don't mention the word ::mouths Kichigo::. She'll look around and think her computer will crash... then run around screaming, practically strangle Taruto-chan, and then... Oh god that was the worst experience of my LIFE! I'll put it up at the end of this series for payback with that Anastasia thing... ::cough:: wench ::cough::
Sword-chan- ::nod:: For some reason my laptop doesn't like it when things aren't PG-13 or lower. ::death glare:: But I will get chapter one of it finished! ::makes peace sign:: I changed the title to Perfection's Flaw. I might put it in Japanese. ::shrug:: Not that you care heh heh.
X.x.X- Sword-chan's Easy School-In-a-Bottle!-X.x.X
Sword-chan- ::advertises:: Have you ever wanted to learn in a few minutes, no hassle, just have it implanted in your brain? NOW YOU CAN! WITH MY EASY-SCHOOL-IN-A-BOTTLE! ::speaks very, very, veeeeery fast:: I am not responsible for extra body parts, head enlargment, gender confusion, change of gender and/or sudden possession of numerous bits of infected wood! ::normal speed:: Enjoy! Learning- Made Easy! Comes in Apple, Blueberry, Raspberry, Orange, and DRY CATFOOD! ::does the square-dance of joy::
Kishuu- This doesn't sound good...
Sword-chan- Indeed indeed. Alright, DOWN TO BUISINESS! ::is sporting lawyer outfit and glasses, and my hair is in a b-e-a-utiful bun!::
So, you need to get your flavoring of choice- apple, orange, rasperry, blueberry, or dry catfood. Those are the only flavors that work, besides one other one, but it isn't exactly... safe o.o-, a cup, a medium-sized snake (for no particular reason), a mouse (for the snake, who is there for no particular reason), water, yak milk, a voodoo doll that oddly-resembles Hilary Duff-
Kishuu- NOT THIS AGAIN!
Sword-chan- Oh yeah... ::burns off dolls head and giggles madly:: (No offense to people who like Hilary Duff... But... she does make a rather nice voodoo doll... ::evil grin::)-
a large sword taken straight from the last existing and not-fake samurai's hands (::cough:: Tranquilizer ::cough:: dart ::cough cough::), and a woman named Esthel. Make sure you have a chair availible. If you want extra zing take the hair from the smartest person in your... school class grade whatever.
Put Esthel in the chair and FORCE HER to tape this making of school-in-a-bottle. As you stick millions of pins through Hilary Duff's eyes, attempt to feed the mouse to the snake. Kishuu, that's YOUR job!
Sword-chan- ::runs to the other end of the room:: GOOD LUCK KISHUU!!
Kishuu- ::is bitten by the snake:: Wow, you really MUST love me Sword-chan... ::rolls eyes:: ::arm is strangley revived::
Snake- ::snaps up mouse::
Aaah aaannnnywaaaaaays, now that we're finished we get out that flavoring and smash it to atoms and put it into the cup. Pour in the water immediately after, and then do the dance of water pouring into atoms of flavoring things.
Sword-chan- ::does the dosey-doe:: YIPEE AYE YO-EE-OH! ::puts on cowboy hat and boots::
Kishuu- ::is dressed- by force- in cow suit, complete with floppy ears:: This... is... torture...
Sword-chan- Aaw but you're so cute! And besides, it's nothing to... ::singsong:: ONCE UPON A DECEEMBER!
After making a total fool of yourself- erm... I mean- after doing the water pouring into atoms of flavoring things dance, you're ready to put the stuffing of Hilary Duff in! Because being to smart has it's downside, y'know. Also it gets you big headed and boasty. ::cough:: Anyways... put in the yaks milk, and stir at the speed of sound...
Sword-chan- ::bursts into song- City Escape, a Sonic song:: FLOATING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND... ::a few minutes later:: I DONT CARE WHAT LIES AHEAD NO TIME FOR GUESSES/GUESSING FOLLOW MY PATH INSTEAD TAKE MY LEAD I'LL SET YOU FREE FOLLOW ME SET ME FREE TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY—
Kishuu- SHUT UP ALREADY!!! ::puts hand over Sword-chan's mouth::
Sword-chan- ::muffled:: I need to host this you know! ::slobbers over hand::
Kishuu- AH! GROSS! ::withdraws hand:: I'M CONTAMINATED!! ::puts hand in boiling water then icy cold::
Now that it is speedily-stirred- and maybe all around the room- you're ready to put it up your nose!
Sword-chan- ::puts it up her nose and tilts head back:: Wait for it to rush to your brain... Aah there we go... And...
Kishuu- You aren't any more intelligent!
Sword-chan- That's cauz I'm already SMART!
Kishuu- Riiight. Can I go home now?
Sword-chan- NOPE! That's the end of one more lesson! ::plays theme song::
Kishuu- We have a theme song?
Sword-chan- Now we do! It's... CITY ESCAPE!
Kishuu- Really...?
Sword-chan- AND I SING IT!
Kishuu- NUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ::runs away and puts rock over head for protection::
XxXCome Back Next Time FOR—wait... I need to reply to reviews! On all my fanfics!XxX
Crazy-freak-o-maniac- Heh heh I'm writing one. But it's going bad . Augh!
Hm- Aaw puh-leeze tell me? Krysofdeath is awesome! If she ever needs a cat in a hamster suit I'll be there! WHOOT!
Mint-loving-my-piekun- Since you begged I'll try a little harder to keep my computer from hating me heh heh. Minto and Pai... is interesting... but my next fanfic- after my Kichigo, Mew Mew's Meet With 4-Aho/Baka/Kids, and MIM (Mew Instant Messaging)- I'm doing a kodomo no omocha! I think!