I used to own re3 2 and 1 i dont anymore. This is my fourth fic. I have begun work on a Halo fic called Halo: harvest battles. My other resident evil fics are: nemesis and tyrant's game vacation,swat survivor,swat survivor 2. Enjoy!
Ch.9 merger
It was a sleepy morning in the RPD camp when Mr.X woke up. He decided to do a few chores while the others slept. First he washed the laundry, taking time to sniff the ladies' underwear. He got a shirt caught on his boot. He struggled with the shirt and tumbled over a small cliff. Fortunately his face took the blow and didn't harm his ass or legs. After tumbling for a little while he came to a stop beside a motorbike! It was brand new. Quickly he scanned the area and drove off. The other RPDs woke to the sound of an engine. Mr.X drove over a hill and cranked Nosferatu in the face. The impact of the creature sent Mr.X flying off the bike into a wall. " ooooooo thats got to hurt " said a surprised Claire. After peeling Mr.X off the wall Nosferatu raised his hand. " Mr.X how many fingers am I holding up " he wore a smirk when Mr.X counted one finger....the middle finger. " ROoooaooororrrrr " roared Mr.X as he layed the smackdown on Nosferatu.
At the STARS campsite Carlos was flipping through a playboy magazine when all of a sudden a large white piece of bird shit fell from the sky and splashed onto the picture he was looking at. " What the....YOU ARE DEAD BIRD " he yelled. Quickly he got his assault rifle and shot at the bird. It flipped up a sign reading " Learn how to aim " on it. Carlos learned fast and blasted it out of the sky. It fell to the ground. Suddenly a dog popped up with the bird and gave it to Carlos. " What the--" began Carlos. " Good morning everyone " Chirped Leon. Jill walked over to him and they started a conversation. Meanwhile Nemesis and Tyrant returned with tree mail. The tribe found out that there was no reward challenge! This upset Leon very much. Instead the tribes would be meeting in the RPD courtyard.
Later the tribes had been gathered at the RPD. Chief Irons stepped out of the shadows and greeted them. " Well today my tribes...you will merge into one tribe muhuahahahahahah " he cackled. " Also you will now compete alone " he said as he narrowed his eyes. Jill,Leon,and Nemesis all exchanged worried glances. " So today's immunity challenge will be rewarded by this " he picked up a nice necklace with a golden bullet in the middle and small zombie heads beside it. The tribe was eager to begin. Chief Irons explained the rules. They would all start in the center of the courtyard. From there they would run to their personal maze. They would navigate their piece of rope through the maze. When they were done an axe would release. From there they would use the axe to cut down a tree beside the maze table. When the tree was cut down a gun would fall from the tree. Next they would use the gun to kill one zombie in a pen. After the zombie stops moving the winner will be chosen.
The survivors gathered at the center of the courtyard. " Survivors ready,...GO!" cried Chief Irons. Quickly the contestants rushed to their maze. Jill and Nemesis made great time and completed the maze easily. When Jill tried to cut down the tree her got stuck inside after ten swings. As she was trying to pry it out Nemesis one-armed the axe into the tree many times and finally succeded in cutting down the tree. He was followed by the other survivors. Jill opened up on the zombie with her gun. But the zombie just dodged the bullets so quickly that he left trails of himself behind. Jill thought she had seen that in a movie somewhere.
Nemesis then opened a fusillade on his zombie. The thing bent over backward and the bullets seemed to go in slow motion. Nemesis scratched his head and continued his assault. Finally Nemesis killed the zombie and declared victory. " Nemesis is the winner and cannot be voted out tonight at tribal council " said Chief Irons. On the way back the RPD collected their things and brought their stuff to the STARS campsite. Carlos and Tyrant discussed the latest challenge. " My zombie ran along the walls " retorted Carlos. " Rooar raor rraooor (how can I hit a zombie that cartwheels around like a maniac)?" came Tyrant's reply. They continued chatting while Jill and Leon welcomed the RPD.
" Welcome to the--" " Stuff it bitch " interrupted Claire. " Thats it I challenge you to a mud wrestling match ". Jill and Claire got into their bathing suits and prepared to square off. Meanwhile bets were being placed. Nemesis walked around the ring collecting bets(They had raided a bank and had plenty to bet with). " I will put 200 on Jill " declared Leon. Nosferatu challenged the bet and put another 200 bucks into the pot. Soon enough the winner of the bet would be getting $2000. Jill then turned to Claire and the match began. The men were mesmerized by the women wrestling around in the mud and tugging at each other's bathing suits. " Take it off " cried Carlos. The monsters roared with glee as Jill finally managed to pin Claire.
" I declare Jill the winner " declared Leon. Jill raised her arms in victory. Then Claire reached up and tugged Jill's top off. The men stared for what seemed and age at the melons. " Fuck off bitch " cried Jill. She reached for a towel and walked off. " Yahoo " chimed Leon as he danced around with his money. " graoraoaora(Lucky son of a bitch)" mumbled Nosferatu. The survivors went back to camp. Jill plotted on how to get some revenge on Claire. The guys walked back to camp with a trance type look. After being washed off Jill sat down with Leon and Nemesis. " I say we should vote Rebecca off seeing as Jill wants to get some revenge on Claire " said Leon. Nemesis nodded and Jill also agreed.
That night the tribe named Umbrella walked to the trolley. The votes were then cast. Chief Irons read the votes to them. " Rebecca " Rebecca then nodded and looked sad. " Wait wait now why the fuck does everyone nod when their name is read?" asked Irons. Rebecca shrugged along with everyone. " Alright but the next person that nods will be beaten to a pulp " warned Irons. " second vote is Nosferatu. As a reflex he nodded. " Thats it " declared Chief Irons. He whistled and five commandos with batons climbed into the trolley, took Nosferatu outside and started beating the living daylights out of him. Later even though it was thought impossible he looked even worse then before.
He had a cut on his eye and bruises and scrapes everywhere. " Now let us finish this tribal council please " said an irritated Chief. He read the last votes and declared Rebecca was voted out. " Nooooo " wailed Rebecca as she ran out crying. The rest of Umbrella tribe went back to camp.
Ch.9 merger
It was a sleepy morning in the RPD camp when Mr.X woke up. He decided to do a few chores while the others slept. First he washed the laundry, taking time to sniff the ladies' underwear. He got a shirt caught on his boot. He struggled with the shirt and tumbled over a small cliff. Fortunately his face took the blow and didn't harm his ass or legs. After tumbling for a little while he came to a stop beside a motorbike! It was brand new. Quickly he scanned the area and drove off. The other RPDs woke to the sound of an engine. Mr.X drove over a hill and cranked Nosferatu in the face. The impact of the creature sent Mr.X flying off the bike into a wall. " ooooooo thats got to hurt " said a surprised Claire. After peeling Mr.X off the wall Nosferatu raised his hand. " Mr.X how many fingers am I holding up " he wore a smirk when Mr.X counted one finger....the middle finger. " ROoooaooororrrrr " roared Mr.X as he layed the smackdown on Nosferatu.
At the STARS campsite Carlos was flipping through a playboy magazine when all of a sudden a large white piece of bird shit fell from the sky and splashed onto the picture he was looking at. " What the....YOU ARE DEAD BIRD " he yelled. Quickly he got his assault rifle and shot at the bird. It flipped up a sign reading " Learn how to aim " on it. Carlos learned fast and blasted it out of the sky. It fell to the ground. Suddenly a dog popped up with the bird and gave it to Carlos. " What the--" began Carlos. " Good morning everyone " Chirped Leon. Jill walked over to him and they started a conversation. Meanwhile Nemesis and Tyrant returned with tree mail. The tribe found out that there was no reward challenge! This upset Leon very much. Instead the tribes would be meeting in the RPD courtyard.
Later the tribes had been gathered at the RPD. Chief Irons stepped out of the shadows and greeted them. " Well today my tribes...you will merge into one tribe muhuahahahahahah " he cackled. " Also you will now compete alone " he said as he narrowed his eyes. Jill,Leon,and Nemesis all exchanged worried glances. " So today's immunity challenge will be rewarded by this " he picked up a nice necklace with a golden bullet in the middle and small zombie heads beside it. The tribe was eager to begin. Chief Irons explained the rules. They would all start in the center of the courtyard. From there they would run to their personal maze. They would navigate their piece of rope through the maze. When they were done an axe would release. From there they would use the axe to cut down a tree beside the maze table. When the tree was cut down a gun would fall from the tree. Next they would use the gun to kill one zombie in a pen. After the zombie stops moving the winner will be chosen.
The survivors gathered at the center of the courtyard. " Survivors ready,...GO!" cried Chief Irons. Quickly the contestants rushed to their maze. Jill and Nemesis made great time and completed the maze easily. When Jill tried to cut down the tree her got stuck inside after ten swings. As she was trying to pry it out Nemesis one-armed the axe into the tree many times and finally succeded in cutting down the tree. He was followed by the other survivors. Jill opened up on the zombie with her gun. But the zombie just dodged the bullets so quickly that he left trails of himself behind. Jill thought she had seen that in a movie somewhere.
Nemesis then opened a fusillade on his zombie. The thing bent over backward and the bullets seemed to go in slow motion. Nemesis scratched his head and continued his assault. Finally Nemesis killed the zombie and declared victory. " Nemesis is the winner and cannot be voted out tonight at tribal council " said Chief Irons. On the way back the RPD collected their things and brought their stuff to the STARS campsite. Carlos and Tyrant discussed the latest challenge. " My zombie ran along the walls " retorted Carlos. " Rooar raor rraooor (how can I hit a zombie that cartwheels around like a maniac)?" came Tyrant's reply. They continued chatting while Jill and Leon welcomed the RPD.
" Welcome to the--" " Stuff it bitch " interrupted Claire. " Thats it I challenge you to a mud wrestling match ". Jill and Claire got into their bathing suits and prepared to square off. Meanwhile bets were being placed. Nemesis walked around the ring collecting bets(They had raided a bank and had plenty to bet with). " I will put 200 on Jill " declared Leon. Nosferatu challenged the bet and put another 200 bucks into the pot. Soon enough the winner of the bet would be getting $2000. Jill then turned to Claire and the match began. The men were mesmerized by the women wrestling around in the mud and tugging at each other's bathing suits. " Take it off " cried Carlos. The monsters roared with glee as Jill finally managed to pin Claire.
" I declare Jill the winner " declared Leon. Jill raised her arms in victory. Then Claire reached up and tugged Jill's top off. The men stared for what seemed and age at the melons. " Fuck off bitch " cried Jill. She reached for a towel and walked off. " Yahoo " chimed Leon as he danced around with his money. " graoraoaora(Lucky son of a bitch)" mumbled Nosferatu. The survivors went back to camp. Jill plotted on how to get some revenge on Claire. The guys walked back to camp with a trance type look. After being washed off Jill sat down with Leon and Nemesis. " I say we should vote Rebecca off seeing as Jill wants to get some revenge on Claire " said Leon. Nemesis nodded and Jill also agreed.
That night the tribe named Umbrella walked to the trolley. The votes were then cast. Chief Irons read the votes to them. " Rebecca " Rebecca then nodded and looked sad. " Wait wait now why the fuck does everyone nod when their name is read?" asked Irons. Rebecca shrugged along with everyone. " Alright but the next person that nods will be beaten to a pulp " warned Irons. " second vote is Nosferatu. As a reflex he nodded. " Thats it " declared Chief Irons. He whistled and five commandos with batons climbed into the trolley, took Nosferatu outside and started beating the living daylights out of him. Later even though it was thought impossible he looked even worse then before.
He had a cut on his eye and bruises and scrapes everywhere. " Now let us finish this tribal council please " said an irritated Chief. He read the last votes and declared Rebecca was voted out. " Nooooo " wailed Rebecca as she ran out crying. The rest of Umbrella tribe went back to camp.