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Ch.10 new bike
The Umbrella tribe awoke to birds chirping and trees whistling in the wind. Nemesis got up and scratched his back. His feet pounded the ground as he walked over to the river and washed his face. He smelt the water and nearly barfed. It smelt like piss."STARS STARS STARS?" he roared. A zombie raised his hand and had a nasty smirk on his face. Nemesis roared and jumped across the river. The other zombies around turned their heads and waited for the blow but it didn't come. They turned back and saw the zombie unconcious. His head was on a tee. Nemesis had somehow gotten a golf club. He stood a few steps back. Then went forward and swung with all his might.........and........missed! Nemesis roared in anger and tried again. This time he smacked that head clear of the park. The zombies watched as the head hit Chief Irons in the head as he stepped out of his house." Dude that house is like 400 yards away!" exclaimed a zombie."STARS STARS Stars?" asked Nemesis."That's unbelieveable" answered the zombie.
While Nemesis was golfing The rest of the tribe had awoken except Nosferatu. He continued to snooze until Jill booted him in the head."Wake up sunshine" she said. Jill smiled and trotted away. Nosferatu got up and headed over to the group. They talked for awhile and grabbed the tree mail. One person had not gotten up yet. It was Claire. Jill had secretly taken all of Claire's clothes in the middle of the night."That will teach her" was Jill's comment. Claire's eyes fluttered open to see Tyrant staring at her."AHHHH GET AWAY" screamed Claire. Tyrant wasn't the only one staring at Claire. All the men had gathered around her." EEEEK" screamed Claire. It took her a couple hours to finally find her clothes. She glared at Jill with anger. Jill smiled and continued talking to Leon and Carlos.
Carlos read the tree mail to everyone.
" If you hope to win this test,You must outsmart all the rest, To be the best and drive away at lest"
"Yay" cheered the tribe. They would be getting a new vehicle. They walked to a large shopping mall. Chief Irons greeted them."Welcome to this reward challenge
-"Shut up and tell us what we win!" shouted Carlos. "Um ok then" continued the Chief. He wheeled out a brand new 200cc Suzuki dirt bike. The survivors ooed and ahhhed at the vehicle. Irons explained that the survivors would run through the mall collecting a random list of items. He passed out the papers. Jill looked at hers and found a small drawing of a stick man pissing in another man's mouth. She covered her mouth and giggled. Nemesis looked at his list. There were ten items. A copy of Warcraft 3, a first aid spray, a gundam wing action figure model kit, and other items."Survivors ready.........GO!" cried Chief Irons. He sat down and rubbed his head where a zombie head had nailed him earlier that day.
Carlos raced into Electronics Boutique looking for his first item. Nemesis also went in. " Out of the way Nemesis " said Carlos as he bumped Nemesis."STARS
" yelled Nemesis. He picked up Carlos as tossed him into a game rack." Aww amigo" muttered Carlos before he was totally unconcious. Nemesis then turned and looked for Warcraft 3 but he couldnt read very well. Jill happened to walk by and lent him a hand by picking out his game. Nemesis said thanks and lumbered off. Jill spotted Carlos and laughed. She trotted off to find The Lord of The Rings.
Mr.X was in the process of finding a Chilidog when he stumbled upon a Cd place. He found a cd and started listening to it. He danced around knocking over racks and such. The volume was loud as hell. He sat down jamming. He could barely hear the gunfight in the distance.
Claire and Jill and found a gun shop and were firing at each other furiously. Jill brandished here pistol and fired three rounds at Claire. Claire ducked and called "Learn how to aim" and fired a machine gun burst in Jill's direction. Nosferatu charged into the fray with a sword he had found in Cutting Edge. It was very large and looked able to cut through steel. Jill smiled and sent a burst of pistol rounds into Nosferatu's chest. He went down in pain and lapsed into shock. Jill then turned and fired at a statue above Claire's head. The head fell of and conked Claire on the head."ooooohh" mumbled Claire before she fell asleep. Jill took this oppurtunity to raid Claire and Nosferatu's stuff for items she needed.
Meanwhile Leon had found most of his items and headed into the animal place for a water bottle. He passed a cute little kitten and stopped."Hey there little guy" said Leon as he started to pet the kitten. It let Leon pet him for awhile then terror struck. The kitten latched onto Leon with his tiny claws."YYooowww get off me you prick aaaahhhh" yelled Leon as he desperately struggled to get the crazed animal off. He suddenly spotted a waterbottle and grabbed it. After that he started back to the main gates.
Medical zombies were busy at the time helping awaken Claire,Nosfertau and Carlos."Kids these days" muttered one zombie to another."How about the old zombie blood treatment?" suggested the other zombie. The first zombie smiled and glanced at Carlos snoring away. Zombie number two broke his own arm off and poured a couple fingers of the blood into Carlos' nose. The man's eyes snapped open and he jumped from the shock."Fuck what was that you idiot" he demanded."Nothing" smiled the zombie as he placed his arm back into its socket."Why you-" Carlos started as he proceeded to break every bone in the zombie's body. Carlos stomped off to finish the challenge. The zombie he had wasted said "ow".
By now three people had all the items on their list. Leon was first to get back to Chief Irons."Items please" said the chief. Leon placed them on a table. Mario Golf toadstool tour, a copy of Maxim, A handgun,A calculator,a camera,Duracell batteries, An Xbox, and a keyboard."Leon wins " declared Chief Irons."Yahoo" cried Leon. He did a victory dance and got onto the motorcycle. Leon called out to Jill."Wanna come for a ride?" Jill smiled and answered "Sure". She grabbed a helmet from a motorbike store and sat behind Leon. They drove off leaving the rest of the tribe to walk back.
Ch.10 new bike
The Umbrella tribe awoke to birds chirping and trees whistling in the wind. Nemesis got up and scratched his back. His feet pounded the ground as he walked over to the river and washed his face. He smelt the water and nearly barfed. It smelt like piss."STARS STARS STARS?" he roared. A zombie raised his hand and had a nasty smirk on his face. Nemesis roared and jumped across the river. The other zombies around turned their heads and waited for the blow but it didn't come. They turned back and saw the zombie unconcious. His head was on a tee. Nemesis had somehow gotten a golf club. He stood a few steps back. Then went forward and swung with all his might.........and........missed! Nemesis roared in anger and tried again. This time he smacked that head clear of the park. The zombies watched as the head hit Chief Irons in the head as he stepped out of his house." Dude that house is like 400 yards away!" exclaimed a zombie."STARS STARS Stars?" asked Nemesis."That's unbelieveable" answered the zombie.
While Nemesis was golfing The rest of the tribe had awoken except Nosferatu. He continued to snooze until Jill booted him in the head."Wake up sunshine" she said. Jill smiled and trotted away. Nosferatu got up and headed over to the group. They talked for awhile and grabbed the tree mail. One person had not gotten up yet. It was Claire. Jill had secretly taken all of Claire's clothes in the middle of the night."That will teach her" was Jill's comment. Claire's eyes fluttered open to see Tyrant staring at her."AHHHH GET AWAY" screamed Claire. Tyrant wasn't the only one staring at Claire. All the men had gathered around her." EEEEK" screamed Claire. It took her a couple hours to finally find her clothes. She glared at Jill with anger. Jill smiled and continued talking to Leon and Carlos.
Carlos read the tree mail to everyone.
" If you hope to win this test,You must outsmart all the rest, To be the best and drive away at lest"
"Yay" cheered the tribe. They would be getting a new vehicle. They walked to a large shopping mall. Chief Irons greeted them."Welcome to this reward challenge
-"Shut up and tell us what we win!" shouted Carlos. "Um ok then" continued the Chief. He wheeled out a brand new 200cc Suzuki dirt bike. The survivors ooed and ahhhed at the vehicle. Irons explained that the survivors would run through the mall collecting a random list of items. He passed out the papers. Jill looked at hers and found a small drawing of a stick man pissing in another man's mouth. She covered her mouth and giggled. Nemesis looked at his list. There were ten items. A copy of Warcraft 3, a first aid spray, a gundam wing action figure model kit, and other items."Survivors ready.........GO!" cried Chief Irons. He sat down and rubbed his head where a zombie head had nailed him earlier that day.
Carlos raced into Electronics Boutique looking for his first item. Nemesis also went in. " Out of the way Nemesis " said Carlos as he bumped Nemesis."STARS
" yelled Nemesis. He picked up Carlos as tossed him into a game rack." Aww amigo" muttered Carlos before he was totally unconcious. Nemesis then turned and looked for Warcraft 3 but he couldnt read very well. Jill happened to walk by and lent him a hand by picking out his game. Nemesis said thanks and lumbered off. Jill spotted Carlos and laughed. She trotted off to find The Lord of The Rings.
Mr.X was in the process of finding a Chilidog when he stumbled upon a Cd place. He found a cd and started listening to it. He danced around knocking over racks and such. The volume was loud as hell. He sat down jamming. He could barely hear the gunfight in the distance.
Claire and Jill and found a gun shop and were firing at each other furiously. Jill brandished here pistol and fired three rounds at Claire. Claire ducked and called "Learn how to aim" and fired a machine gun burst in Jill's direction. Nosferatu charged into the fray with a sword he had found in Cutting Edge. It was very large and looked able to cut through steel. Jill smiled and sent a burst of pistol rounds into Nosferatu's chest. He went down in pain and lapsed into shock. Jill then turned and fired at a statue above Claire's head. The head fell of and conked Claire on the head."ooooohh" mumbled Claire before she fell asleep. Jill took this oppurtunity to raid Claire and Nosferatu's stuff for items she needed.
Meanwhile Leon had found most of his items and headed into the animal place for a water bottle. He passed a cute little kitten and stopped."Hey there little guy" said Leon as he started to pet the kitten. It let Leon pet him for awhile then terror struck. The kitten latched onto Leon with his tiny claws."YYooowww get off me you prick aaaahhhh" yelled Leon as he desperately struggled to get the crazed animal off. He suddenly spotted a waterbottle and grabbed it. After that he started back to the main gates.
Medical zombies were busy at the time helping awaken Claire,Nosfertau and Carlos."Kids these days" muttered one zombie to another."How about the old zombie blood treatment?" suggested the other zombie. The first zombie smiled and glanced at Carlos snoring away. Zombie number two broke his own arm off and poured a couple fingers of the blood into Carlos' nose. The man's eyes snapped open and he jumped from the shock."Fuck what was that you idiot" he demanded."Nothing" smiled the zombie as he placed his arm back into its socket."Why you-" Carlos started as he proceeded to break every bone in the zombie's body. Carlos stomped off to finish the challenge. The zombie he had wasted said "ow".
By now three people had all the items on their list. Leon was first to get back to Chief Irons."Items please" said the chief. Leon placed them on a table. Mario Golf toadstool tour, a copy of Maxim, A handgun,A calculator,a camera,Duracell batteries, An Xbox, and a keyboard."Leon wins " declared Chief Irons."Yahoo" cried Leon. He did a victory dance and got onto the motorcycle. Leon called out to Jill."Wanna come for a ride?" Jill smiled and answered "Sure". She grabbed a helmet from a motorbike store and sat behind Leon. They drove off leaving the rest of the tribe to walk back.