I have 3 RE books and played through RE 3. I have played all the other REs except zero and the remake and code veronica. I have RE2 for gamecube.
Ch.12 A new Threat
Leon awoke to the sounds of birds chirping amongst the survivors. He wondered why they sounded so....................wierd? Leon grabbed Jill's gun and trained it on the sound.
"What?" asked a Licker who had been perched above Claire. Leon answered with a quick shot from Jill's gun. The Licker took it in the heart and fell onto a fence post.
"I......I......I......I made it myself!" he said as he pulled the fake fence post free. Leon rolled his eyes and went back to sleep. he wondered what colour Claire's underwear was.
Nemesis quietly snuck up on Mr.X as Mr.X was working out. He smiled slightly and jumped on the other Monster.
"Geroff me you loser!" cried Mr.X. The two monsters rolled over one another and raised their fists. Claire walked by and saw them.
"Oh my god I can't bear to watch" she said as she covered her eyes, waiting for the fighting to start. Thirty seconds passed and nothing happened. Claire uncovered her eyes and saw the two monsters having an arm wrestle. Only there was something wrong, they hadn't started yet. A roll of tumble weed blew by Claire as she asked.
"What are you waiting for?"
"Fire your gun" answered Mr.X. Claire gave them a nasty look as she pulled out her gun and fired a round into the air. The arm wrestle was on.
"Nemesis pulls out to an early lead, ohh Mr.X recovers, and theres and struggle on now, oh! Nemesis looks to end this one folks-"
"What the fuck?" interrupted Claire. A zombie had been doing commentary for the arm wrestle. He grinned and backed away. Claire turned back to watch the arm wrestle. Nemesis was almost beaten but he had a trump card. His tentacle came out and he used it to push Mr.X's arm back.
"Hey!" Mr.X cried as his arm was pinned. Nemesis cheered and a crowd of zombies had gathered. He was presented with a bouquet of flowers. Mr.X was confused and wondered where these creatures had come from. "STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Nemesis. After the arm wrestle, Claire went to go talk with Jill and Leon about who would be going home. Nosferatu had a little plan of his own he would run by the other Tyrants.
"graoraoroaraoroaoroaoroaorra(hahahahahahahahaha)" laughed the monster. Leon rested up for the next reward challenge, he knew it would probably be a strength challenge. He didn't think he had a chance. Claire and Jill walked up to him and the trio talked. Nemesis joined them and the foursome discussed strategy.
"I say we get rid of Nosferatu" whispered Claire.
"I agree, he.....she......it! is a menace to us all" answered Jill.
"STARS" agreed Nemesis. Crickets started chirping as the three humans looked at him.
"Nemesis, could you get like a translator or something?" asked Leon. Nemesis folded his arms and walked away. Leon shook his head and asked the ladies if voting for Nosferatu would be best. They nodded and the group set about doing chores.
"Would you watch where you are driving Mr.X?" cried Tyrant. He was ontop of Mr.X's shoulders. The monsters where riding a Motorbike they stole from Leon. The other monster was distracted by a huge billboard of Britney Spears.
"Keep your eyes on the-" Tyrant slammed into a tree branch and he ate a whole bunch of leaves and wood. Mr.X drove off until a wall stopped his driving. Claire ran to the scene followed by Jill.
"Are you two-" KABOOM. The bike detonated and sent Mr.X over the two speechless chicks. He sailed headfirst right into a rock.
"Ohhhhhhhhh thats gotta hurt folks" the announcer zombie was back. Jill took out he Beretta and pointed it at him.
"Ok I get the message" he said as he skulked off. The tribe found tree mail and headed off to the reward challenge at the RPD. Claire walked in and looked around. She only saw a few statues all lined up. Chief Irons walked in greeted them.
"Guys could we move this along I am this close to getting laid" he put his hand down for a second before a gunshot echoed through the hall. An Umbrella sniper had been posted to make sure there were no cheaters. Chief Irons stood motionless before breathing a sigh of relief.
"Anyway, the challenge is simple. Push your statue around the main hall in a circular motion. Whoever gets around first wins......". The chief uncovered an awesome meal of pizza and beer. Jill looked at the meal and hungered for it. Chief Irons then uncovered another item.
"If a tyrant wins, it gets this state-of-the-art translator, and the meal. Nemesis flashed a grin over at Leon. The cop rolled his eyes and prepared to start. The survivors stood behind their assigned statue. Jill raised her hand, Chief Irons acknowledged.
"Why the fuck does my statue have a boner sticking up?" she demanded. It would be hard to push really hard with a boner in her face.
"Hey! mine has one too," exclaimed Claire. She took out her gun and fired. A howl echoed through the police station the second the piece of statue had been shot off. Claire pointed at Jill's statue and fired again, the howl was even worse this time.
"ooooooooooooook?" asked Chief Irons. "Our sniper will sound the challenge off" he said. The tribe waited. The chief looked at his watch and saw that 5 minutes had passed.
"Uh mr. sniper! could you start the challenge please!" he shouted.
"Sorry sir!" exclaimed the sniper. His rifle's scope had been filled by Claire and Jill's asses. He came out of the trance and fired a round into the roof. The challenge had begun. Nemesis pulled into an early lead followed by Mr.X and Tyrant in 3rd. Nosferatu was tied with Leon and Claire was slightly infront of Jill. Nemesis pushed his statue with all his might. He knew the first thing he would say to Leon once he had gotten his translator. Tyrant tried to cheat at about the mid point of the race. He quickly ate a banana and was about to throw it when the sniper's gun flashed. The round hit Tyrant in the hand and sent the banana peel flying towards Claire. Claire stepped on it and slipped.
"Fuck!" she cried as her butt hit the floor hard. Claire was officially out of the race. Leon had his own trick up his sleeve, literally. He took out a clip of VP70 ammo and prepared to slide it under Nosferatu. Again the sniper's rifle laid the law down. The precision shot sent the slip over to Jill.
"Crap" said Jill as she fell. Her back hit the floor with a crunch. With the two ladies out, only Leon and the tyrants remained. Nemesis suddenly had a burst of energy when he spotted Leon gaining on Nosferatu. The statue moved with ease across the finish line. Nemesis let out a cheer. He grabbed his pizza and beer, along with the translator. Back at camp, he ate his pizza and guzzled all the beer. With the food out of the way, he slipped the translator around his neck.
"EAT THAT LEON!" he said, pointing at Leon. Leon smiled and motioned for him to sit. With the speaking issue out of the way, Nemesis could be an asset to the team.
"I believe that the plan of action that our alliance should take to ensure the victory of this game is to vote out Nosferatu, granted it doesn't know of our plan, and Claire may I say that you look absolutely stunning tonight, along with Jill." It took the three humans a couple seconds to digest what he had just said.
"Uhhhh thanks buddy" answered Claire.
"Thanks Nemesis" said Jill. The tribe slept with the thoughts of the looming immunity challenge in their dreams.
At the Clock tower, Chief Irons explained the challenge. A huge boxing ring had been set up, and a large box was moving in the middle. He gestured to it and two men came out of the shadows. They carried explosives with them and planted them on the box. They backed away and pressed a button. Nothing happened.
"Awwww for christ's sake, what did you do now?" asked one of the men.
"I dunno man but i'm totally stoned" answered the other guy.
"Gimme it now!" said the other man. He grabbed the detonator and emptied the bottom."Man all we need are new batteries," he put in new ones and pressed the button. The box detonated, reveavling something inside. It looked very ugly. It stood up. The thing had grey hair and stood at least 6'6. It sported huge muscles and a six pack. Torn pants were all that it was wearing.
"Whomever can last the longest without being pinned will win immunity and be guarantied another 3 days here in raccoon city. We have randomly selected who goes first and you, Leon are lucky number one." Just then the host from Fear Factor ran behind Chief Irons and clubbed him down with a fist." That's my line you son of a bitch!" he cried. Claire and Jill grabbed him, hauled him down, and managed to knock him out.
The chief then told leon to go. The monster grabbed at Leon but he slipped underneath him. The monster grinned and sat down, right on Leon's arm. Leon groaned and was beaten in a measly 10 seconds. Next came Jill. The creature reached again for her. The former STARS member tried a left hook. The thing raised his other hand. Jill spotted it and froze, it was a complete claw. Jill made the mistake of freezing for a second before she was pinned. Her time, 15 seconds. Claire was next. This time she was ready. When the thing grabbed for her, she kicked his hand away and made him go off balance. With this opening, Claire jumped on his head and stepped onto his back. With a mighty leap she flew off the Tyrant. She flew and flew and flew until...........The thing managed to get his hand around her leg. She was pinned in 30 seconds.
"I can beat him" said Nemesis. He went into the ring. He wasn't going down without a fight. His tentacle popped out and slithered underneath the new guy's leg. He was just about to trip him when the creature swung his claw and cut his Tentacle. Nemesis reared back, shrugging off the pain. The creature was just about to swing again when all of a sudden, William Birkin showed up.
"Excuse me sir, but That claw swiping thing is my trademark, it clearly states," he began as he unfolded a paper(probably a trademark thing or something),"in this copyright rule 145 section 7, that only William Birkin is to use the claw swipe attack so i'm going to have to ask you to-," William didn't finish his sentence because he was gagged by Chief Irons and thrown out of the ring. Nemesis and the creature fought for 3 minutes before Nemesis failed. After Tyrant and Nosferatu failed to get a better time than Nemesis, Mr.X went into the ring. Our unknown creature attacked, Mr.x sidestepped and the thing went over the ropes. With anger, "It" jumped back into the ring and Mr.X punched him in the stomach. He seemed to be doing well until he screwed up. His shoelace had been untied and he tripped. The thing took its oppurtunity and pinned Mr.X.
"Nemesis wins reward!" said Chief Irons. He handed Nemesis the immunity necklace. The next evening, tribal council took place. Nosferatu spat at Nemesis as he left the tribal council, voted off. Leaving only Claire, Jill, Leon, Nemesis, Tyrant, and Mr.X left.
next time on resident evil survivor: The unbeatable alliance starts to crumble when someone is set up. Thanks Mark Vercetti for monster concept.
Ch.12 A new Threat
Leon awoke to the sounds of birds chirping amongst the survivors. He wondered why they sounded so....................wierd? Leon grabbed Jill's gun and trained it on the sound.
"What?" asked a Licker who had been perched above Claire. Leon answered with a quick shot from Jill's gun. The Licker took it in the heart and fell onto a fence post.
"I......I......I......I made it myself!" he said as he pulled the fake fence post free. Leon rolled his eyes and went back to sleep. he wondered what colour Claire's underwear was.
Nemesis quietly snuck up on Mr.X as Mr.X was working out. He smiled slightly and jumped on the other Monster.
"Geroff me you loser!" cried Mr.X. The two monsters rolled over one another and raised their fists. Claire walked by and saw them.
"Oh my god I can't bear to watch" she said as she covered her eyes, waiting for the fighting to start. Thirty seconds passed and nothing happened. Claire uncovered her eyes and saw the two monsters having an arm wrestle. Only there was something wrong, they hadn't started yet. A roll of tumble weed blew by Claire as she asked.
"What are you waiting for?"
"Fire your gun" answered Mr.X. Claire gave them a nasty look as she pulled out her gun and fired a round into the air. The arm wrestle was on.
"Nemesis pulls out to an early lead, ohh Mr.X recovers, and theres and struggle on now, oh! Nemesis looks to end this one folks-"
"What the fuck?" interrupted Claire. A zombie had been doing commentary for the arm wrestle. He grinned and backed away. Claire turned back to watch the arm wrestle. Nemesis was almost beaten but he had a trump card. His tentacle came out and he used it to push Mr.X's arm back.
"Hey!" Mr.X cried as his arm was pinned. Nemesis cheered and a crowd of zombies had gathered. He was presented with a bouquet of flowers. Mr.X was confused and wondered where these creatures had come from. "STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Nemesis. After the arm wrestle, Claire went to go talk with Jill and Leon about who would be going home. Nosferatu had a little plan of his own he would run by the other Tyrants.
"graoraoroaraoroaoroaoroaorra(hahahahahahahahaha)" laughed the monster. Leon rested up for the next reward challenge, he knew it would probably be a strength challenge. He didn't think he had a chance. Claire and Jill walked up to him and the trio talked. Nemesis joined them and the foursome discussed strategy.
"I say we get rid of Nosferatu" whispered Claire.
"I agree, he.....she......it! is a menace to us all" answered Jill.
"STARS" agreed Nemesis. Crickets started chirping as the three humans looked at him.
"Nemesis, could you get like a translator or something?" asked Leon. Nemesis folded his arms and walked away. Leon shook his head and asked the ladies if voting for Nosferatu would be best. They nodded and the group set about doing chores.
"Would you watch where you are driving Mr.X?" cried Tyrant. He was ontop of Mr.X's shoulders. The monsters where riding a Motorbike they stole from Leon. The other monster was distracted by a huge billboard of Britney Spears.
"Keep your eyes on the-" Tyrant slammed into a tree branch and he ate a whole bunch of leaves and wood. Mr.X drove off until a wall stopped his driving. Claire ran to the scene followed by Jill.
"Are you two-" KABOOM. The bike detonated and sent Mr.X over the two speechless chicks. He sailed headfirst right into a rock.
"Ohhhhhhhhh thats gotta hurt folks" the announcer zombie was back. Jill took out he Beretta and pointed it at him.
"Ok I get the message" he said as he skulked off. The tribe found tree mail and headed off to the reward challenge at the RPD. Claire walked in and looked around. She only saw a few statues all lined up. Chief Irons walked in greeted them.
"Guys could we move this along I am this close to getting laid" he put his hand down for a second before a gunshot echoed through the hall. An Umbrella sniper had been posted to make sure there were no cheaters. Chief Irons stood motionless before breathing a sigh of relief.
"Anyway, the challenge is simple. Push your statue around the main hall in a circular motion. Whoever gets around first wins......". The chief uncovered an awesome meal of pizza and beer. Jill looked at the meal and hungered for it. Chief Irons then uncovered another item.
"If a tyrant wins, it gets this state-of-the-art translator, and the meal. Nemesis flashed a grin over at Leon. The cop rolled his eyes and prepared to start. The survivors stood behind their assigned statue. Jill raised her hand, Chief Irons acknowledged.
"Why the fuck does my statue have a boner sticking up?" she demanded. It would be hard to push really hard with a boner in her face.
"Hey! mine has one too," exclaimed Claire. She took out her gun and fired. A howl echoed through the police station the second the piece of statue had been shot off. Claire pointed at Jill's statue and fired again, the howl was even worse this time.
"ooooooooooooook?" asked Chief Irons. "Our sniper will sound the challenge off" he said. The tribe waited. The chief looked at his watch and saw that 5 minutes had passed.
"Uh mr. sniper! could you start the challenge please!" he shouted.
"Sorry sir!" exclaimed the sniper. His rifle's scope had been filled by Claire and Jill's asses. He came out of the trance and fired a round into the roof. The challenge had begun. Nemesis pulled into an early lead followed by Mr.X and Tyrant in 3rd. Nosferatu was tied with Leon and Claire was slightly infront of Jill. Nemesis pushed his statue with all his might. He knew the first thing he would say to Leon once he had gotten his translator. Tyrant tried to cheat at about the mid point of the race. He quickly ate a banana and was about to throw it when the sniper's gun flashed. The round hit Tyrant in the hand and sent the banana peel flying towards Claire. Claire stepped on it and slipped.
"Fuck!" she cried as her butt hit the floor hard. Claire was officially out of the race. Leon had his own trick up his sleeve, literally. He took out a clip of VP70 ammo and prepared to slide it under Nosferatu. Again the sniper's rifle laid the law down. The precision shot sent the slip over to Jill.
"Crap" said Jill as she fell. Her back hit the floor with a crunch. With the two ladies out, only Leon and the tyrants remained. Nemesis suddenly had a burst of energy when he spotted Leon gaining on Nosferatu. The statue moved with ease across the finish line. Nemesis let out a cheer. He grabbed his pizza and beer, along with the translator. Back at camp, he ate his pizza and guzzled all the beer. With the food out of the way, he slipped the translator around his neck.
"EAT THAT LEON!" he said, pointing at Leon. Leon smiled and motioned for him to sit. With the speaking issue out of the way, Nemesis could be an asset to the team.
"I believe that the plan of action that our alliance should take to ensure the victory of this game is to vote out Nosferatu, granted it doesn't know of our plan, and Claire may I say that you look absolutely stunning tonight, along with Jill." It took the three humans a couple seconds to digest what he had just said.
"Uhhhh thanks buddy" answered Claire.
"Thanks Nemesis" said Jill. The tribe slept with the thoughts of the looming immunity challenge in their dreams.
At the Clock tower, Chief Irons explained the challenge. A huge boxing ring had been set up, and a large box was moving in the middle. He gestured to it and two men came out of the shadows. They carried explosives with them and planted them on the box. They backed away and pressed a button. Nothing happened.
"Awwww for christ's sake, what did you do now?" asked one of the men.
"I dunno man but i'm totally stoned" answered the other guy.
"Gimme it now!" said the other man. He grabbed the detonator and emptied the bottom."Man all we need are new batteries," he put in new ones and pressed the button. The box detonated, reveavling something inside. It looked very ugly. It stood up. The thing had grey hair and stood at least 6'6. It sported huge muscles and a six pack. Torn pants were all that it was wearing.
"Whomever can last the longest without being pinned will win immunity and be guarantied another 3 days here in raccoon city. We have randomly selected who goes first and you, Leon are lucky number one." Just then the host from Fear Factor ran behind Chief Irons and clubbed him down with a fist." That's my line you son of a bitch!" he cried. Claire and Jill grabbed him, hauled him down, and managed to knock him out.
The chief then told leon to go. The monster grabbed at Leon but he slipped underneath him. The monster grinned and sat down, right on Leon's arm. Leon groaned and was beaten in a measly 10 seconds. Next came Jill. The creature reached again for her. The former STARS member tried a left hook. The thing raised his other hand. Jill spotted it and froze, it was a complete claw. Jill made the mistake of freezing for a second before she was pinned. Her time, 15 seconds. Claire was next. This time she was ready. When the thing grabbed for her, she kicked his hand away and made him go off balance. With this opening, Claire jumped on his head and stepped onto his back. With a mighty leap she flew off the Tyrant. She flew and flew and flew until...........The thing managed to get his hand around her leg. She was pinned in 30 seconds.
"I can beat him" said Nemesis. He went into the ring. He wasn't going down without a fight. His tentacle popped out and slithered underneath the new guy's leg. He was just about to trip him when the creature swung his claw and cut his Tentacle. Nemesis reared back, shrugging off the pain. The creature was just about to swing again when all of a sudden, William Birkin showed up.
"Excuse me sir, but That claw swiping thing is my trademark, it clearly states," he began as he unfolded a paper(probably a trademark thing or something),"in this copyright rule 145 section 7, that only William Birkin is to use the claw swipe attack so i'm going to have to ask you to-," William didn't finish his sentence because he was gagged by Chief Irons and thrown out of the ring. Nemesis and the creature fought for 3 minutes before Nemesis failed. After Tyrant and Nosferatu failed to get a better time than Nemesis, Mr.X went into the ring. Our unknown creature attacked, Mr.x sidestepped and the thing went over the ropes. With anger, "It" jumped back into the ring and Mr.X punched him in the stomach. He seemed to be doing well until he screwed up. His shoelace had been untied and he tripped. The thing took its oppurtunity and pinned Mr.X.
"Nemesis wins reward!" said Chief Irons. He handed Nemesis the immunity necklace. The next evening, tribal council took place. Nosferatu spat at Nemesis as he left the tribal council, voted off. Leaving only Claire, Jill, Leon, Nemesis, Tyrant, and Mr.X left.
next time on resident evil survivor: The unbeatable alliance starts to crumble when someone is set up. Thanks Mark Vercetti for monster concept.