I have 3 RE books and played through RE 3. I have played all the other REs except zero .I have RE2 and resident evil for gamecube. All rights reserved by creators of movies and games I reference in this story.
Ch.14 Wierd Spa
Jill smiled as she entered the spa that Claire and she would be staying at for the next couple days. The front desk looked normal enough. She could use a little pampering. After so long without a decent rest she could see the advantage this could give her.
"This is so kickass" commented Jill as she walked to the front desk. She and Claire were escorted to their room where they would have a few minutes of rest before the baths. Jill flopped onto one of the beds and turned on the tv. A frown formed on her face as she flipped through the channels. They all had gameplay footage from all the resident evil games to date.
"Aww dammit i'm missing CSI!" she cried. Then a knock came at the door and Claire answered it.
"......ye- ahhhhhhhhhh! who the hell are you!" screamed Claire as she backed away.
"Calm the fuck down i'm just your tour guide" answered the Hunter sent to get the two ladies. He looked at himself and blushed.
"Pardon me ladies I shall don my proper attire". Jill gave Claire a confused look.
"Is it just me or did he just take on a british accent?" asked Jill. Claire shrugged and sat down to wait. A few moments later the Hunter stepped out of the bathroom clad in a tuxedo and was sporting a monocle.
"If you two gorgeous ladies would kindly follow me i'll lead you to your baths". The hunter turned around and led the women through a large hall.
"As you can see, these paintings are from the traditional fratchina period" said Mr.Hunter. Jill stared at the paintings, they were all of young men. They had youthful expressions on their faces. Jill thought she saw the eyes move in one. Jill placed her hands on her hips when she realized the paintings' eyes were all focused on her chest. She turned quickly and walked away.
"This place is kinda creepy" commented Jill. Mr.Hunter led them into another room, this one had promise. Two large jacuzzis were all ready to go. The water was a little murky, but otherwise, it was great. Mr.Hunter bowed out of the room, leaving the two ladies alone. "Finally some goddamn peace and quiet!" cried Jill.
"Amen to that!" answered Claire. Jill frowned at the water in her tub. She pulled the plug so she could get some better water. As she watched the water go down a hand shot out from the water.
"What the-" cried Jill as a zombie raised himself out of the tub. He reached out at Jill.....but not directly at Jill. His hands were getting closer to Jill's boobs.
"Why is this so familiar?" asked Jill as she backed away, letting the zombie flop out of the tub. Jill brought her boot down on the zombie's head. Satisfied, Jill ran some better water and settled in for a nice bath.
Back at the camp the men had gotten out of control. everywhere smelt of body odor. Nemesis and Mr.X were giving atomic wedgies left and right, and Carlos had huddled inside a little shack with Jill and Claire's underwear.
"Come out come out wherever you are Carlos" cried Leon. Mr.X had Leon six feet in the air by his boxers. The tyrants had declared that they would hold Leon up by his underwear until Carlos came out. Carlos cautiously opened the door. He took one step before he was hanging by his boxers. Nemesis laughed. His voice echoed throughout the city. Nosferatu walked up to Nemesis and whispered in his ear. Nemesis nodded and followed Nosferatu to a small picnic area. A board had been laid out with pieces.
"I made this myself" grinned Nosferatu. It looked like chess but the pieces were different. Zombies had replaced pawns, Lickers were bishops, Hunter Bs were knights, Spiders were rooks, The queen was Alexia, and the king was A crimson head.
"Hang on lemme crack my fingers nemesis", said Nosferatu. The creature brought his hands together then made a cracking motion.
CRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK.................."AAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhh" cried Nosferatu as he held his hands. The creature collected himself for about 5 minutes before starting the game.
Claire felt very good after that sensational bath. She stepped into the towel room to find the elusive item. She closed the door behind her and looked toward the back of the room to find a gun pointed at her.
"Freeze, who are you? what are you doing here?"
"Don't shoot, i'm a human!" answered Claire without thinking. She suddenly had the feeling of deja- vu.
She stepped out of the room confused, why was everything here so familiar? Jill looked down at a hair spray bottle and tried to pick it up. She froze and heard a voice inside her head.
"Will you take the hair spray?" Jill shook her head and tried to pick up the spray. She tried another three times before the voice got annoyed.
"WILL YOU TAKE THE GODDAMN SPRAY!!!!?" yelled the voice.
".......Yes?" answered Jill.
"You got a hairspray" said the voice. Jill sighed and went off to explore the spa.
At the camp, Nemesis' Crimson head had just finished Eviscerating one of Nosferatu's Hunter Bs. The pair of monsters waited for the next move. Suddenly Carlos lept out of nowhere and trashed the board.
"NERDS" shouted Carlos as he ran off. Nemesis immediately jumped up and ran after him. He proceeded to pummel Carlos until his arm was tired.
"Owww amigo.....I was.....only kidding....." said Carlos before he dropped into a coma. Nemesis shrugged and walked away.
Jill walked into the campsite and shuddered at the thought of that wierd Spa. She got careless and tripped over Carlos.
"Damnit!" she cried. It was time for the immunity challenge. The tribe walked to another parking lot. It was set up in a sort of ring. Chief Irons spotted them coming and greeted them.
"Hello and welcome to your challenge, today you will try to predict how long it will take my assistant to kill a number of different monsters".
"Who is your assistant?" asked Leon. Chief Irons was about to answer when he spotted Carlos lying on the ground next to Nemesis.
"What the hell is he doing here?" he asked. Nemesis explained that he was for fun. The chief nodded and waved at someone to come out of the shadows. A large figure stepped into the shadows to reveal that it was.............................................SAMUS ARAN.
"Samus, would you please step into the ring?" asked Chief Irons. Samus nodded and did a somersault, landing on the mat.
"Bravo, bravo!" cheered Leon. Round 1 began with Samus versus a zombie. At the sound of a whistle, Samus simply punched the zombie across the parking lot. Round 2 concluded with a zombie dog's charred remains on the mat. Round 3's challenger had a very long tongue sticking out onto the ground. Samus took 5 seconds to dodge a hunter's claw swipe, switch to wave beam, and fry the bastard.
The final round was Samus versus a leech zombie. After the whistle, the zombie latched onto Samus and tryed to bite through her armor. Samus simply shoved her arm cannon into its stomach and fired. Samus saluted and turned to leave the area.
"Our winner is Jill!" cried Chief Irons. Leon slammed his chalk down on the ground, hitting Carlos in the head.
"And what is Nosferatu doing at your camp?" asked the chief. Nemesis explained for chess matches.
"Ohhhh right right right".
At tribal council, Jill opened the door to find Samus and The Master Chief sitting on one of the benches.
"Come on big guy, I won't bite!" said Samus. The chief answered that his sex drive is out of whack due to his bio augmentation.
"Maybe this will help" replied Samus. She took off her helmet, revealing her dazzling face. The master chief jumped up and chased Samus out of the trolley. The tribe proceeded to vote Tyrant off. Mr.X trembled in a corner and started to hatch another evil scheme.
Next chapter: and unexpected guest visits the camp, providing a new twist to the game.
Jill smiled as she entered the spa that Claire and she would be staying at for the next couple days. The front desk looked normal enough. She could use a little pampering. After so long without a decent rest she could see the advantage this could give her.
"This is so kickass" commented Jill as she walked to the front desk. She and Claire were escorted to their room where they would have a few minutes of rest before the baths. Jill flopped onto one of the beds and turned on the tv. A frown formed on her face as she flipped through the channels. They all had gameplay footage from all the resident evil games to date.
"Aww dammit i'm missing CSI!" she cried. Then a knock came at the door and Claire answered it.
"......ye- ahhhhhhhhhh! who the hell are you!" screamed Claire as she backed away.
"Calm the fuck down i'm just your tour guide" answered the Hunter sent to get the two ladies. He looked at himself and blushed.
"Pardon me ladies I shall don my proper attire". Jill gave Claire a confused look.
"Is it just me or did he just take on a british accent?" asked Jill. Claire shrugged and sat down to wait. A few moments later the Hunter stepped out of the bathroom clad in a tuxedo and was sporting a monocle.
"If you two gorgeous ladies would kindly follow me i'll lead you to your baths". The hunter turned around and led the women through a large hall.
"As you can see, these paintings are from the traditional fratchina period" said Mr.Hunter. Jill stared at the paintings, they were all of young men. They had youthful expressions on their faces. Jill thought she saw the eyes move in one. Jill placed her hands on her hips when she realized the paintings' eyes were all focused on her chest. She turned quickly and walked away.
"This place is kinda creepy" commented Jill. Mr.Hunter led them into another room, this one had promise. Two large jacuzzis were all ready to go. The water was a little murky, but otherwise, it was great. Mr.Hunter bowed out of the room, leaving the two ladies alone. "Finally some goddamn peace and quiet!" cried Jill.
"Amen to that!" answered Claire. Jill frowned at the water in her tub. She pulled the plug so she could get some better water. As she watched the water go down a hand shot out from the water.
"What the-" cried Jill as a zombie raised himself out of the tub. He reached out at Jill.....but not directly at Jill. His hands were getting closer to Jill's boobs.
"Why is this so familiar?" asked Jill as she backed away, letting the zombie flop out of the tub. Jill brought her boot down on the zombie's head. Satisfied, Jill ran some better water and settled in for a nice bath.
Back at the camp the men had gotten out of control. everywhere smelt of body odor. Nemesis and Mr.X were giving atomic wedgies left and right, and Carlos had huddled inside a little shack with Jill and Claire's underwear.
"Come out come out wherever you are Carlos" cried Leon. Mr.X had Leon six feet in the air by his boxers. The tyrants had declared that they would hold Leon up by his underwear until Carlos came out. Carlos cautiously opened the door. He took one step before he was hanging by his boxers. Nemesis laughed. His voice echoed throughout the city. Nosferatu walked up to Nemesis and whispered in his ear. Nemesis nodded and followed Nosferatu to a small picnic area. A board had been laid out with pieces.
"I made this myself" grinned Nosferatu. It looked like chess but the pieces were different. Zombies had replaced pawns, Lickers were bishops, Hunter Bs were knights, Spiders were rooks, The queen was Alexia, and the king was A crimson head.
"Hang on lemme crack my fingers nemesis", said Nosferatu. The creature brought his hands together then made a cracking motion.
CRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK.................."AAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhh" cried Nosferatu as he held his hands. The creature collected himself for about 5 minutes before starting the game.
Claire felt very good after that sensational bath. She stepped into the towel room to find the elusive item. She closed the door behind her and looked toward the back of the room to find a gun pointed at her.
"Freeze, who are you? what are you doing here?"
"Don't shoot, i'm a human!" answered Claire without thinking. She suddenly had the feeling of deja- vu.
She stepped out of the room confused, why was everything here so familiar? Jill looked down at a hair spray bottle and tried to pick it up. She froze and heard a voice inside her head.
"Will you take the hair spray?" Jill shook her head and tried to pick up the spray. She tried another three times before the voice got annoyed.
"WILL YOU TAKE THE GODDAMN SPRAY!!!!?" yelled the voice.
".......Yes?" answered Jill.
"You got a hairspray" said the voice. Jill sighed and went off to explore the spa.
At the camp, Nemesis' Crimson head had just finished Eviscerating one of Nosferatu's Hunter Bs. The pair of monsters waited for the next move. Suddenly Carlos lept out of nowhere and trashed the board.
"NERDS" shouted Carlos as he ran off. Nemesis immediately jumped up and ran after him. He proceeded to pummel Carlos until his arm was tired.
"Owww amigo.....I was.....only kidding....." said Carlos before he dropped into a coma. Nemesis shrugged and walked away.
Jill walked into the campsite and shuddered at the thought of that wierd Spa. She got careless and tripped over Carlos.
"Damnit!" she cried. It was time for the immunity challenge. The tribe walked to another parking lot. It was set up in a sort of ring. Chief Irons spotted them coming and greeted them.
"Hello and welcome to your challenge, today you will try to predict how long it will take my assistant to kill a number of different monsters".
"Who is your assistant?" asked Leon. Chief Irons was about to answer when he spotted Carlos lying on the ground next to Nemesis.
"What the hell is he doing here?" he asked. Nemesis explained that he was for fun. The chief nodded and waved at someone to come out of the shadows. A large figure stepped into the shadows to reveal that it was.............................................SAMUS ARAN.
"Samus, would you please step into the ring?" asked Chief Irons. Samus nodded and did a somersault, landing on the mat.
"Bravo, bravo!" cheered Leon. Round 1 began with Samus versus a zombie. At the sound of a whistle, Samus simply punched the zombie across the parking lot. Round 2 concluded with a zombie dog's charred remains on the mat. Round 3's challenger had a very long tongue sticking out onto the ground. Samus took 5 seconds to dodge a hunter's claw swipe, switch to wave beam, and fry the bastard.
The final round was Samus versus a leech zombie. After the whistle, the zombie latched onto Samus and tryed to bite through her armor. Samus simply shoved her arm cannon into its stomach and fired. Samus saluted and turned to leave the area.
"Our winner is Jill!" cried Chief Irons. Leon slammed his chalk down on the ground, hitting Carlos in the head.
"And what is Nosferatu doing at your camp?" asked the chief. Nemesis explained for chess matches.
"Ohhhh right right right".
At tribal council, Jill opened the door to find Samus and The Master Chief sitting on one of the benches.
"Come on big guy, I won't bite!" said Samus. The chief answered that his sex drive is out of whack due to his bio augmentation.
"Maybe this will help" replied Samus. She took off her helmet, revealing her dazzling face. The master chief jumped up and chased Samus out of the trolley. The tribe proceeded to vote Tyrant off. Mr.X trembled in a corner and started to hatch another evil scheme.
Next chapter: and unexpected guest visits the camp, providing a new twist to the game.