have 3 RE books and played through RE 3. I have played all the other REs except zero .I have RE2 and resident evil for gamecube. All rights reserved by creators of movies and games I reference in this story. Ch.15 You want me to do what!?

The camp of the last survivors slept peacefully in the morning. Jill stirred slightly as she dreamt, Leon's mouth turned into a slight smile as he dreamt of Jill. Claire's mouth formed a frown as she dreamt of Leon dreaming of Jill. A bell suddenly started banging over Nemesis' head.
"STAAAAARRRRSS" he cried and punched at the sound. The sound of a broken leg echoed through the city just before a loud scream.
"FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkk" cried Chief Irons as he dropped to the ground. Five hours later the chief was in a wheelchair.

"You will now vote on who will come back into the game,Muhuahahahahahahahahahahahahah!" cackled the chief. Jill cocked an eyebrow. So later that day............................................................they........................VOTED!
"Congratulations Mikhail! you are now back in the game!" laughed Chief Irons. He handed Claire a note before wheeling away. Claire read the note aloud, describing the next challenge. Two people were going to be voted off and Mikhail was immune. The challenge was going to be more different than any they had done before.
At the camp, Leon was going to go shoot some zombies.
"Heh heh here comes the dick head!" said a zombie with sarcasm in his voice.
"Eat this!" cried Leon as he pulled the trigger,.........click,click,click answered the gun. Leon scratched his head and looked down.
"Ahhhhh I have hit points!" he cried. The zombies began chanting and little hit point bars spread up around them.
"This is lame! Final Fantasy sucks" cried Leon. He then began to wage turn based war against the party of zombies. Meanwhile, Jill and Claire were having a fight about who dumped the tribe's water.
"You did it and you know it bitch!" screamed Jill.
"Oh ya well I bet you were the one who extinguished our fire!" retorted Claire. Mr.X covered his ears. Suddenly someone dropped in between them from above.

"Hello my name is Lyn, is there a problem ladies?" asked the girl from Fire Emblem. Claire slapped Lyn across the face and went back to name calling Jill. Lyn frowned and unsheathed the Mani Katti. With a smooth motion she stabbed Claire in the ass.
"Owwwwwwwwwww" screamed Claire as she sailed through the air onto a cactus. Jill laughed and thanked Lyn as she watched Claire hop about while grabbing her ass.
"It's times like these that make me smile" commented Mr.X. Nemesis nodded. He felt something poke him. He turned around and spotted a kid behind him.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, get it away!" he screamed. The kid laughed and touched him again. Nemesis cried out as a swarm of kids trampled him.
"Who let them in here?" he screamed. Mr.X was lost under the tide of children.
Leon dropped to the ground as he was defeated. A zombie had done a critical hit on him and KOed the cop. "Final Fantasy sucks" he said in a dream. The zombies quickly gave him an atomic wedgie and left. The tribe was beaten into submission by a number of plagues. Kids, raccoons, Scottsmen, aliens. They were left almost incapacitated.

"Space marines move out!" cried a sergeant of the Blood Ravens. one space marine grabbed a survivor. Jill's head rolled forward as she was hoisted over the shoulder of a marine.
"If you touch my ass you are dead meat!" she said.
"Whatever miss" replied the marine. Jill frowned and fell asleep. Later that day the survivors were dropped off at a video arcade. Chief Irons explained the challenge that would take place. The survivors would race around the arcade and find 5 gold tokens. Once they had found the tokens they would play one game of the name of the game on the coin and last at least five minutes each game.
"How the hell can we run around?" asked Jill. The other survivors looked at chief Irons.
"That's the challenge" answered the chief. He whistled and the challenge was on. Jill managed to get into a crawling position and crawled around the arcade. Leon just lay still as he was still knocked out from his "final fantasy". Mr.X started rolling around and managed to find a coin.
"Owwwwwww" he cried as he banged his head. Nemesis rolled over and spotted a tiny button. He looked around then saw that Jill was on top of a small glowing light. He smiled and touched the button. Jill screamed as she was zapped by an electric spark and sent into the roof.
"Fucccccckk" cried Jill as she hit the floor hard. As the challenge went on, the arcade was filled with the screams of people being zapped. Jill was the first to succeed in collecting all of her coins. She inserted a Mortal Kombat 2 coin into the machine and chose Sub Zero. Unfortunately for Jill she wasn't very good at Mortal Kombat and she had to try again.
"I got one!" cried Leon. He had been zapped out of his slumber and had found a Virtual On token. Mr.X had cheated. He brought a small ball and threw it at Leon. It exploded and covered him with beer.

"AAAAhhhhh hey Jill you got a real nice butt hahahahah" called Leon. Jill frowned at him and went back to playing Star Wars arcade. The challenge intensified as Nemesis found another zapper and zapped Claire while she was sitting on her already sore ass.
"Damnit!" she cried. Her ass went even more numb. 20 minutes later Jill finally finished her games and collapsed. The other tribe members began finishing their games until only 3 were left. Mikhail, Claire, and Mr.X scrambled about playing games. Claire slammed her fist into the screen of House of the Dead 3 until her hand broke.
"We have losers!" cried Chief Irons. Claire and Mr.X slumped their shoulders. They were the ones who were going to be leaving this time.
"Horrible gameshow anyways" said Claire. She stepped outside and suddenly slipped on some bananas. To her horror she landed squarely on her ass.

"Fuck!" she cried and limped out of Raccoon city. Mr.X followed. He turned and looked back at Jill and started crying. Jill waited until he was out of sight before laughing herself silly. The other tribe members walked back to camp to find the Master Chief and Samus making out in the middle of the site.
"Hit the road guys" said Leon as he jerked his thumb towards the city.
Samus turned her arm cannon and fired without losing track of the Master Chief. Leon cried out as he clutched his groin in pain. With that the tribe rested.
"Hey!" cried Jill as she found a magazine under Leon's pillow marked "Jill Valentine nude". She ran over to him and kicked Leon in the nuts, hard.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooowwwwwwwww" he screamed.

next chapter: The tribe comes face to face with their sworn enemy.
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