Ch.17 And the Winner is...
This was it. The last day of the gameshow was beginning. Nemesis stretched and got up. His feet pounded the ground as he walked to the lake for a drink. Something moved behind him and he turned with a start. An Ork came into view. It laughed and loaded a gun. Nemesis just stood there. Suddenly a Space Marine came up behind the Ork and slit its throat. He laughed too and addressed Nemesis.
" Good luck with the game Nemesis and remember, Heresy grows from Idleness ". He laughed again, turned and ran off into the bushes. The monster shook his head before stepping toward then river. His foot suddenly slipped on the mud.
" SHIT! " he screamed as he fell into the lake. He arose from the brown water in a cloud of steam. He was mad to be covered in all the crap from the bottom. At that moment Leon walked by and turned as he spotted Nemesis.
" Whoa what happened?" he asked. Nemesis waited one second before reaching out and grabbing Leon. Leon screamed and tried to wrestle free.
" Hey man I need to get out of this game alive so I can work on Resident Evil 4!" he cried. Nemesis smiled and threw Leon screaming into the water. He stomped off to find Jill. She was busy at camp fending off a pack of polite zomibies trying to make her breakfast.
" Well lads lets give this beautiful woman a fine breakfast!" said one of them.
" Please Jill have a seat here while we prepare a feast for you ", " Allow me to fold your underwear Miss Valentine ", and so forth.
" Uhhhhh no seriously I don't need, Hey! stay away from my clothes, ahhh please no more " she pleaded. The zombies took no heed to her desires and went about being polite. Jill wrestled free from two zombies trying to seat her, jumped over to her clothes and yanked her underwear away. She was very tired by now and teetered. Her vision was blackening.
" By George are you alright Miss Valentine?" asked the head polite zombie. Jill then fainted.
" Well then lads lets make the woman comfortable " ordered the leader. They picked Jill up and carried her over to a hammock.
" Wow what a nice ass " commented a zombie.
" Nice and firm boobs " said another. The leader gave them a nasty look.
" We uh uh mean uh attractive body " they stammered. The others nodded and laid Jill down on the hammock that was strung up near the middle of camp. Jill was in a deep sleep from all the politeness.
Nemesis walked into the camp and called for Jill. When he heard no answer the monster looked near the hammock to find a pack of zombies taking care of her.
" Oh no polite zombies! " cried Nemesis. The leader zombie looked up and spotted Nemesis.
" Ah well if it isn't Nemesis. Come now lad you seem a bit parched......Hey why are you running at me......AAhhhhhhhh! run! ". Nemesis steamrolled the head zombie then broked another one's arm. The rest of the zombies shuffled away. Nemesis heaved the dead zombies into the air. He even amazed even himself with the toss.
" I am gonna kill him " said Leon as he surfaced from the foul water. He heard something whizzing through the air and looked up just in time to say Uh oh before two corpses crashed onto his head.
" Thanks buddy " said Jill. She had regained conciousness right after Nemesis had taken care of the polite zombies. Nemesis beamed and began packing his things. The final challenge was just ahead. Leon trudged into the camp with a nasty bump on his head. Jill laughed at him before returning to packing her things. Leon packed all his things up and called the others together.
" Well it looks like our alliance held " he said in a very enthusiastic tone. The three tribemates ate one final meal before heading to Chief Irons' house on the edge of town. As they entered Jill spotted a TV about 32" with a PS2 hooked up to it. She smiled at the thought of wasting Leon in a game of Mortal Kombat. Irons explained the challenge.
" Whoever can stay awake the longest watching a gamer play Silent Hill 2 will get immunity and decide who will be going to the final 2. Please have a seat and wait for the horn ". The player of the console came in. A bright yellow nametag with the name " Dante Notgnimys " was on his shoulder. The game started up. Nemesis could not understand why there were no monsters around. He counted the number of doors the character passed as he ran through the game.
1....2......3......5.....wait......ya 5......6....7.....uhhhhh Nemesis fell asleep at only 5 minutes. His snoring filled the room as Jill and Leon popped in earplugs. As the night wore on, Jill's eyelids fluttered a bit but she held on. Leon struggled to stay awake. The digital Sunderland blasted a monster just as he fell asleep.
" Jill wins at 40 minutes, 35 seconds! " cheered Irons. He congratulated Jill before asking which player she would like to eliminate. Jill looked at Nemesis and saw a large bubble coming out of his nose.
" Ewwwww " she said as she turned to Leon who was foaming at the mouth.
" Yuck! " Jill cried. She hesitated a second before choosing Leon. Irons pulled a lever and sent Leon through the floor. Eliminating him. Nemesis woke up and cheered that he was in the final two. Irons signaled someone behind Jill. She was about to turn when a Space Marine knocked her out. Nemesis had a puzzled look on his face. Another marine knocked him out. He then proceeded to try and lift the Tyrant.
" Heeeeeeeeeaaaavvveee uuhh a little help please?" asked the marine. Two more armor clad warriors helped carry him away.
Jill awoke to a crowd cheering. She was sitting in a small chair facing all the players who had been voted off. The stands were filled with video game characters of every kind. She could see the faces of space marines, footmen, space pirates, orks, elites, Spartans, and so on and so forth. The jury stood and prepared to let Jill and Nemesis say their final pleas. First up was Chris.
" All I have to say is that Jill is a lot hotter than Nemesis so I will be voting for her ". The crowd cheered as Chris sat down.
" I am voting for the one I think played a very clean and honest game " said Ada. Leon was next. Irons waited for him to stand. Leon was still sleeping.
" WAKE UP YOU RETARD! " screamed the chief. Leon stumbled out of his chair.
" Jill voted me out so I am voting for Nemesis ". The crowd cheered again. One by one the jury made their statements. The time for final rebuttles came and Jill rose. Thousands of wolf whistles erupted from the crowd. Lyn cheered from front row and Samus was preparing a fireworks show. She punched a space pirate in disgust.
" You guys had better do well in this show or i'll-", she was interrupted by a space pirate.
" Grrue rerksk gjuy eeekkkoowww " one of them said. Samus shrugged and removed her helmet. The pirates were revitalised by the sight of Samus' face. Jill described how she played the game was with total honesty and integrity. She then put on the most innocent face and turned to the crowd.
" Aaaawwwwwwwwwwww ", murmured the crowd. Suddenly one of the Space Marines stood and spoke.
" Hey wait a sec, she's a hot chick, how can we believe her? ". The crowd murmured again. Jill sat down in a very sexy pose and Nemesis rose.
" Stars stars stars, starstars stars STARS StArS " he said. Crickets were heard chirping in the crowd as the crowd just stared at him.
" Ok Nemesis I don't follow you " replied Irons. Nemesis roared and seized a marker from his pocket. He then wrote his story on the side wall. The crowd cheered again. The voting then took place. Irons read the votes.
" Jill, Jill, Nemesis, Nemesis, Jill, Nemesis,Jill ", Irons paused and read the last vote.
" JILL! JILL WINS THE GAME NOW I CAN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! ". Samus started her fireworks show before being carried off by Master Chief. Thousands of cheers went up as Jill did her victory dance.
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