Hello lovelies, I am the sister of Not a Monkey, I've hijacked her account for the time being to bring to you a lovely poem I wrote just today out of sheer boredom. Enjoy!

Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta,

Wouldn't you like to meet her?

A lady with blue hair andquestioning eyes,

Whose womanly ways you do despise?

She could bear your children, give you a son,

All she asks in return is your undying love.

Now you realise you've already met

I hope your actions do not lead to regret.

If you let such a lady slip through your grasp,

There's no way to tell how long your despair will last.

So tell her now, abandon your pride,

Show her the loving heart hidden inside.