Lily "The Great" Evans
This is a little bit in James' perspective. It will be going back to Lily next, and then to James, and then to Lily and then to James...I think you see where I am going with this.
I don't own any of the characters. Bar Sarah, which could be why she is the least developed one.
8:04
I didn't mean for her to see me. Who in their right mind goes running at five in the morning? Or dancing, as it really was. She seems to have an unhealthy obsession with female deer, and bread and jam. That was without a doubt the oddest song I have ever heard. Even if she does have a nice voice...No she doesn't. She is untalented in every way. Well, I was in my animagus form, and she started talking to it for some reason. Who in their right mind talks to a stag? Nobody normal, that's for damn sure. She strokes well though. I did not say that. What do you mean I did? Yeah, well, your mothers fat!
8:06
I am arguing with a book. Oh my.
8:07
Back to the story. She challenged me to a race, which I of course won. I do have some pride left. She was telling me about her life, which was very strange. Muggles have such weird inventions. What on earth is a "toaster"? It sounds like some sort of torture device. I suddenly realized the sun was rising and ran off, leaving her there. Serves her right for being so...short. I went to the kitchens to get breakfast as the great hall wasn't open yet, it being too early, and would you guess who I found? Evans, it is obvious that she is stalking me. I can't say I blame her, with my ridiculous good looks, who wouldn't stalk me? Hell, if I could, I would marry my self.
Anyway. I insulted her, as per usual, with the lesbian insult. Not that I have anything against lesbians, its just that that is the only thing out of the ordinary with her, and not many people know. In fact, I would have to say that only four people know, Sarah, her, my wonderful self and Dumbledore. He just knows everything, legend. She tripped me up, yet an other bad thing against her, if I seriously hurt myself and wasn't able to win the next Quidditch match, she would be sorry. Well, she probably wouldn't, no house spirit that one! Hangs out with Slytherins! Freak. I wasn't going to go down alone, so I grabbed her ankle. She landed in a not entirely uncomfortable way, with her ample chest just at face level, straddling me. I couldn't help being turned on, evil harpy, I know she did that on purpose. Whore. This just gives her more things to use against me. (Note to self, get started on operation breadbox. I plan to stuff her in a bread bin and float her down the lake.)
8:15
Damn it! I couldn't help looking at her! Not many people can turn me into a quivering wreck just by touching me! It's not normal. Wait a minute, No, it's not normal. Meaning it's abnormal. Meaning that it isn't my fault. I bet she spiked my pumpkin juice. Just the sort of thing that she would do. Just today, I walked into a wall while looking at her. I am James Potter, and I will be damned if that is natural. I have the grace of a cat! The reflexes of a stag! I do not walk into walls. That's it. I will just not think about her. Then she won't be able to control me, because of my superior mental strength. Starting from now.
8:20
I hate her. I just wanted to get that out there. Now we can get on to more important things, like me, and how my life is. This is a diary, right? That's what you're supposed to write about.
I was born James Cornelius Potter (but nobody, except for Sirius, and my parents, knows that) and I'm 15, and in fifth year and it's the 70's. I should be having the time of my life. Why aren't I?
8:25
I blame Lily. Although, if I am being honest with myself, it has nothing to do with her. She is just too good a scapegoat to pass up.
8:26
I don't have that bad a life, really. I have two great friends, who I would die for, and vice versa, and one hanger on, that if he was able to hold a conversation would actually be alright. I don't have a girl friend, because I don't want one, but they all want me, and I'm not ashamed to say it. I'm on the quidditch team, and I get great grades. I have a well adjusted nuclear family and I'm rich. So why aren't I happy?
8:28
I don't mean to sound spoiled and conceited, but I am. I can't help that. I try to be a good person. I stick up for people. If they aren't Slytherins.
8:29
I am such a bad person.
8:30
But I'm such a good looking bad person, I think it compensates. Sirius is asking me about Her now. Lily Evans. Bane of my life. Its not that I want her dead, it's more that I want her not to be alive any more. Does she have to be so.....different? Why is it that everyone else thinks I'm great but she is immune to my many charms? I think that it's the lesbian thing. Sirius is reading over my shoulder now and wants to know what lesbian thing. I told him to go and see for himself. This should be fun.
8:45
Sirius got a rather unexpected surprise. According to him he walked in on them "head banging" (as if goody goody Evans could ever be into rock music. This is the girl who sings cabaret in charms class!) Well he claims that they verbally abused them and then Sarah went on to make out with Lily right there! Very classy. Although, to be fair to her, Sirius can over react.
8:47
To be fair to her? What am I Father Christmas?
9:01
Just came back from a talk with Lily. I mean Evans. Evans. I know I said that I wouldn't mention her again, but I do think that this is necessary. She came over to me and asked me to go somewhere with her. Well, really, it was more of a command. I swear that girl is scary! When we got outside the portrait hole, she walked up to me and her voice took on a weird tone. It was almost like she was charming me, like one would charm a snake. Then she did that ...thing...where she pressed up against me, and ran her hand lightly around my navel. You know that thing, right? The one absolutely no one can resist. I think that if Snape was doing that I would have to melt.
Eww. Eww eww eww eww. I never said that. This didn't happen. Eww. And then, she told me she swung both ways. What was that supposed to...oh. Oh my.
9:06
I think I need a cold shower. Right now.
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