Kai-n-Rei-4eva: Hello again!!! A new bit!

Kai: You're acting as though you haven't updated for months!

Kai-n-Rei-4eva: Well….it's been weeks…that counts, right?

Rei: No. Why don't we recap for those people who can't remember?

Kai-n-Rei-4eva: Ok. And here's how. *drags Tyson on*

Tyson: ARGH!!!! IT'S A ZOMBIE!!!!

Kai-n-Rei-4eva: I think that sums it up…so here we go…

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//"How do you know Max didn't love Rei?" said the blonde American, sitting up, purple light blazing out of his eyes.//

Tyson screamed. "ARGH!!!! IT'S A ZOMBIE!" He yelled, before running out of the room. Rei's eyes widened in shock. He heard Tyson's deranged mutterings from the next room, "Oh Kami, my Max is a zombie, what's going on…Max is a zombie…" and so on.

"Erm…" Rei had no idea what to do. Luckily, 'Max' spoke first.

"What's wrong? Aren't you happy that Max is alive?"

*Max never spoke of himself in third person…and when did his eyes go purple?* "Well…I'm…erm…What is going on?" he asked in absolute mystification.

"Max is awake," said 'Max.'

To add to the confusion, Kai walked in, drying his hair, and almost fainted at the sight of the boy he had just killed sitting up and looking at him. Rei dashed across the room to steady his koi.

"Where's Draciel?" Kai murmured in Rei's ear, his voice unsteady. Rei wondered why he asked. Then he realised.

"Draciel?" He asked 'Max.' "Are you Draciel?"

"Yes I am." He frowned.

"Why did you…?" Rei was lost for words. Again.

"I want Max to be alright," Draciel replied, his eyes sparkling. "I want him to be normal and alive."

"So do I," whispered Kai. He shook off Rei's hand and walked slowly towards Draciel. "but he can't be…and being in his body won't help. He won't live again."

"But…I could help you…" Draciel said.

Rei's brow furrowed for a moment as he thought. "Yes…you could help Kai…by being Max…" His eyes lit up in realisation.

"I don't understand," Kai said.

"To stop you getting…you know…arrested…by being Max…"

"But he can't do that forever." Kai said.

"I don't have to," Draciel said. "Just for a while…"

The situation was interrupted by Tyson running in, and after a momentary pause, he jumped on Max's body and hugged him. "MAX IS ALIVE!" he yelled. Then he stopped. "Erm…" he put his ear to Max's chest. "Don't alive people usually have heartbeats?" he looked at Max, then ran from the room, terrified. "ARGH!!!! IT'S A ZOMBIE!"

"Well here's another problem," Rei said, rolling his eyes at the crazy blunette. "Max isn't alive…so he should slowly…"

Kai suddenly spoke up. "Here. Let me. 'Dead men tell no tales, but pretty soon they start to smell.' Does that sum it up? Having a …'living dead' body in here will be bad because he'll decay."

Rei suppressed a smile. Kai was being unusually calm…well not unusually, but he was calmer than he should be. "Kai?" Rei said gently. "What did you do in the bathroom?"

(A/N From Tyson - Now that sounded very bad…)

"I saw painkillers. So I took them." Kai said, scowling. "And they worked."

Rei shrugged. It wouldn't cause any lasting damage. *But back to the situation.*

"Ok. We'll have to, kind of, stage a 're-death' of Max soon. Otherwise I'm pretty sure his mom will notice her son rotting away."

Kai shuddered. "It'd be like a horror movie," he said.

"ARGH!!!! IT'S A ZOMBIE!"

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Tyson: Is that all I say?

Kai-n-Rei-4eva: Well you said 'Max is alive,' too…and you did some deranged muttering…

Kai: *Rolls eyes at Kai-n-Rei-4eva* I think we should give Tyson a bigger part next time.

Kai-n-Rei-4eva: And since when were you a big Tyson supporter? *Points at the six Tyson fans standing nearby with banners saying 'I love Tyson'* Go join them.

Rei: *Hits Kai-n-Rei-4eva* Stop being mean to Kai! And I agree with him. He was getting annoying with his 'ARGH!!!! IT'S A ZOMBIE!' all the time.

Tyson: Why was Kai being so OOC?

Kai-n-Rei-4eva: I explained that before! He took an overdose of Painkillers! Well they were actually Prozac, but let's not tell him that.

Kai: O.o I TOOK WHAT?!?!?!

Kai-n-Rei-4eva: *Sheepish grin* Erm…Hee hee?

Kai: *Gets out a big hammer with a label on it saying 'Kai-n-Rei bashing hammer'*

Kai-n-Rei-4eva: ARGH!!!! IT'S A Kai-n-Rei bashing hammer!

Rei and Tyson: Please Review…