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AN: No idea where this came from it's just something festive, sorry if it's not very good please review to let me know what you think.
Charmed's Twelve Days of Christmas
Piper:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
a baby in the family tree.
Paige:
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree.
Phoebe:
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree.
Cole:
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree
(Phoebe glares at him)
Phoebe:
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
five shiny things.
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree
(This time Cole glares at Jason who has suddenly appeared)
Cole:
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree
Piper (sighing):
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
seven demons winning,
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree
Paige:
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
eight plot-lines milking,
seven demons winning,
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree
The Charmed Ones:
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
nine nymphs a-dancing,
eight plot-lines milking,
seven demons winning,
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree
Piper:
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
ten warlocks weeping,
nine nymphs a-dancing,
eight plot-lines milking,
seven demons winning,
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree
Leo:
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
eleven Pipers sniping,
ten warlocks weeping,
nine nymphs a-dancing,
eight plot-lines milking,
seven demons winning,
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree
All:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Piper only:
twelve Leo's plumbing
Leo:
eleven Pipers sniping,
Phoebe:
ten warlocks weeping,
Paige:
nine nymphs' a-dancing,
Piper:
eight plot-lines milking,
Paige:
seven demons winning,
Cole:
six words dismaying,
Phoebe (pretending not to see him):
five shiny things,
Cole (loudly):
four bad words,
Phoebe (even louder):
three big gems,
Paige:
two great loves
Leo and Piper:
and a baby in the family tree