Jack Sparrow makes an appearance

Chapter 3:'eLLo-'eLLo!

Hector: Where did you learn to do that?!?!?!?!?!

Me: I'm so so so so so so so so so so so sooooooo sorry, Hector! Please don't be mad! Does it hurt?

Hector: no, I'm fine. Just tell me where you learned how to fight like that!

Achilles: you told us you didn't know how to use a sword!

Me: Well I have no idea how you guys fight out on the battle field but I know how to fence and I was REALLY scared when you came at me with a weapon, Hector! I'm so sorry!

Hector: it's alright, really. Please just tell me who taught you to do that!

Achilles: hells yes!

Me: are you guys sure you want to meet him?

Hector&Achilles: YES!!

Me: ok… but don't day I didn't warn you- and please, before he gets here grab some alcohol.

Hector: before he gets here?

Me: you'll see. SparrowJuice! SparrowJuice! SparrowJuice!

POOF!!

Enter- Captain Jack Sparrow (just imagine his entrance in Pirates of the Caribbean)

Jack: 'ello Nat! How ya been, bonnie lass?

Me: hey Jack! (We hug cuz we're best buds! lol) I've missed the Pearl so much!! I have so much to tell you!

Jack: so why'd ye' never call on me before?

Me: well I heard about how you were hiding from Norry and I was so busy trying to get Hector to teach me to fight that there wasn't really any time.

Jack: oh, yes! The princes. Let me guess you (pointing to Hector) must be Hector, and you (pointing to Achilles), well you look like a big enough fruit so you must be Paris-

Achilles: What?

Me: NO! no, no, no Jack, that's not Paris, that is Achilles, you know, the greatest Warrior of all time… remember?

Jack: yeah, sure… nice to meet ye' both.

(Paris walks in- no longer crying.)

Paris: did some one say my name?

Jack: Whoa… (Romantic, Barry White music plays in the back round) Is this…

Me: get over it Jack! Yes this is Paris! Doesn't he look just like, Will?

Jack: Oh me bonnie WILLIAM!

Me: crap… Hector go get that thing I asked for…

Hector: What are you talking about?

Me: you know that thing… the drink… you know that makes you drunk.

(Hector goes to get whatever alcohol he can find)

Me: Jack, I know you miss Will, but he is in love with that Swann girl and he's straight.

Jack: that pout y-faced wench! I liked Will first!

Me: I know you did, Jack, but- (idea light bulb comes up over my head! Ding!)- you know… Paris here reminds me so much of Will. Maybe you 2 should get to know each other… you would have so much in common.

Paris: Nat, what going—

Me: Sorry, Paris! I must be leaving you now! I've got so much to do, you know!

SLAM! me: shuts the door right in Paris' face and locks it.

4 hour later…

(Hector, Achilles and I have our ears up against the door listening to some very curious sounds coming from the next room.)

Me: Hector, dude, I knew he was gay!

Hector: I never said he wasn't, just not me.

Achilles: they've been at it for a long- ass time now…

Me: yeah, Jack wasn't even drunk or anything!

(Louder, muffled noises come from the room)

Me: so, boys, what can we do to pass the time?

But I was thinking: 'damn! I thought listening in on Paris and Jack would be more fun…'

Hector: I don't know…

But he was thinking: 'initiation?'

Achilles: how about some more training?

But he was thinking: 'and by training I mean sex'

And then Achilles said: …and by training I mean sex.

Hector: with you?

Achilles: actually, I was talking to the girl.

Me: I'm not doing anything with either of you two until some one teaches me to fight, so both of you can go Feck off!

(Just then the door opens and Jack pops out)

Jack: would you guys mind keeping it down? You're really ruinin' the mood.

Me: okay Jack. So Hector, Achilles you guys wanna go see a movie?

Hector: sure, what do you wanna see?

Me: I've been dying to see 'Alexander'!

Achilles: okay, but Collin Ferrell is such a hack! They should've cast some one like Brad Pitt; I mean he's a natural blonde.

Hector: or Eric Bana.

Jack: (who's still in the door way) or Johnny Depp.

Paris: (from inside the room—I guess he's tied up or something) or Orlando Bloom.

Me: no I like Collin. He's hott.

(Every one looks at me like I'm gonna die!)

Me: Just Joking! Those guys r kool too… (Wow they really do look like they're gonna kill me…)