A/N: okay, to any one who may be taking this little fic a little too seriously: STOP IT! In no way, shape, or form do I think this should be regarded as correct it's just a little something that appeals to those who have as a sick a sense of humor as I do! Thanks 2 my readers!

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(Hector, Achilles and I have finally returned from the movies- its actually like 3 in the morning but we've all managed to sneak into Hectors chambers for a sleep over so we don't get in trouble. We kind of broke curfew.)

Me: I can't believe you guys hate Collin Ferrell that much! You act like you personally know him or something! I still think I would've liked 'Alexander' better than 'Closer'. I don't evenlike Jude Law that much…

Hector: Well, the only reason I wanted to see it was for Natalie Portman.

Me: so you two made me miss out on some primo shirtless Collin Ferrell for Natalie Portman?!?

Achilles: AND Julia Roberts. She's a total MILF.

Me: what about Angelina Jolie? She's in 'Alexander'.

Achilles: eh… She's a MILF, too, but Julia's lips are real.

Me: you're a loser… you could've had COLLIN FERRELL!!!

Hector: calm down.

Me: I can't. I'm not tired at ALL!!! (Bounces off walls)

Achilles: so what are we gonna do if you're not sleepy, I'm not tired and Hector would never go to sleep and leave us awake.

Me: why?

Achilles: why don't you tell her Hector??? Teeheehee…

Hector: I… em… talk in my sleep.

Me: so?

Achilles: why don't you tell her what you talk about? Haha!

Me: What?

Hector: I… um… I tell secrets in my sleep.

Me: what the hell? Why is that so funny?

Achilles: Tell her! Hahaha!!

Hector: last time Achilles heard me sleep-talk I…eh… well… I talked about how I like to be called 'porky'…when… I'm-uh- getting' it on…

Me: Porky?

Achilles&me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Hector: shut-up!

Me: OH PORKY! HARDER! FASTER! YES! YES! PORKY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hector: shhhh!!! You'll wake everyone up, including my wife! She's gangsta. If she thinks I wanted you say that she'll feckin' cut me!

Me: fine…PORKY! (light bulb!) Hey guys! I just had an idea!

Achilles: what is it? I'm sure PORKY would loooooove to hear it!

Hector: grumble, grumble, grumble…>

Me: okay, well, Achilles and I can't leave the room 'cause the guards will stab us so we should have a sleep over!!

Achilles: yeah… or not.

Me: it'll be fun! I promise! We'll tell secrets and have makeovers! Don't act like yo' hair ain't str8 up wak, Achilles!

Achilles: oh Hell no!

Hector: shhh!!! Okay, you know what; this might be a good idea. Tell secrets huh? You both know a secret of mine already, so why don't you go first Achilles?

Achilles: I don't have secrets…

Me: oh, c'mon! I'm sure you have at least one little secret!

Achilles: no.

Me: oh, please! Every one does!

Achilles: fine. But this is not to leave the room!

Hector: what is it?!

Achilles: you know how everyone always thought Petrokolos and I were cousins?

Me: yeah?

Achilles: well, we weren't, I was tappin' dat!

Me: Dang boi!!!! Fo' real? U a pimp!

Achilles: he was a freak, too.

(the next 15 minutes was just a ghetto conversation between Achilles and I about his lover. Hector was pretty much lost.)

Hector: so what was the secret?

Me: uch! If you have to ask, you'll never know!

Hector: no tell me! Please! Come on! Don't be like that! NAAAAAAAAAT, TELL ME!!!

Me: HE WAS BANGIN' HIS LITTLE BUDDY! God, ur slow!

Hector: I already knew that! Who didn't?

Achilles: yeah… so, Nat, what's your secret.

Me: well… okay, on to makeovers!!!

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A/N: see, I spelt Petrokolos right… I think. Eh… oh well.

Sorry I left u with no secret from me. I just play dirty like that.