Badwolf: Hi! As you can see my story have no problems as of late. However, I desire something new. Therefore, my friend here is willing to come and participate.
Redskin: Hiya!
Felicia: Oh, what about Anthony and Jon? Weren't they chasing you earlier?
Redskin: This is Badwolf's fic! Don't spoil it for me.
Jon: Be happy this is Badwolf's fic.
Anji: Do I sense hostility among us?
Redskin, Badwolf, Jon: Shut it Anji!
Felicia and Anji: sweatdrop
Felicia: Anyway, I will finally be seen in the story! YAY!
London, England
In her private studio, the great Felicia records her latest single, "Wolf Outta Heaven", a song dedicated to Talbain. With her crew behind the glass and manning the sound tones, the blue haired singing diva belted out her feelings about her husband. She wears a blue bandanna to match with her hair, a blue sweater with "Felicia Loves Talbain" printed on it, and a pair of FUBU jeans. As she finishes belting out the final note, she thinks, 'I would love to go on tour, but I have the twins to look after. I'm going to America, and Jon's not going to stop me."
Felicia packed up her stuff, the twins' stuff, and Jon's stuff. She wanted out of the English castle. They boarded a plane and it was off to Manhattan.
"Why hasn't Talbain called here?" Demitri Maximoff yelled.
"Give him time," said the seductive Morrigan Aensland.
"You know how much Demitri hates waiting sis," said her kid sister Lilith Aensland.
Inside a castle in Europe, Demitri paces while the succubus sisters play an XBOX.
(Everybody knows these characters, so I'm not going to describe them. Besides, I'm on a tight schedule and I'm too lazy. Clang Who threw that?)
"What is the major malfunction?" Demitri roared.
"Calm yourself," Morrigan said focused on the game, "He'll call or come. HAH! TETRIS! TAKE THAT LILITH!
"No way," Lilith said, "No one gets a Tetris on me! Charge!" She tackled Morrigan and the two started fighting.
Demitri sweatdropped, 'Is this the price for loving Morrigan Aensland?'
Badwolf: This concludes this chapter.
Redskin: What?!
Badwolf: The... chapter... is... over...
Redskin: I didn't get a part.
Jon and Anthony: Now you do. Just run like a little girl while we chase you and pound you.
Badwolf: 3... 2... 1... RUN!