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Double Conspiracy

WARNING:

Yes, Sirius and Remus are together in this story... there is no actual sexual content in this story but they are together and have had kids... If you don't like that idea, I suggest you simply DON'T READ IT!!!

Disclaimer:

If you have bothered enough to read this disclaimer, I'm gonna suggest you pay St. Mungos a visit... I obviously don't own any of the characters you recognize... J.K. Rowling does... I only own the twins...

Summary:

Sirius and Remus have twins; two girls who are a far more mischievous, female version of the Weasley twins.

Over Christmas, Sirius' cousin; Andromeda Tonks, comes to visit...

Sirius and Remus have a lot of work to do...

Story:

The couple of weeks leading up to Christmas were quite busy for the Black-Lupin family; getting ready for Andromeda's visit, decorating the house and of course, keeping Kim and Andy busy enough to leave everyone else alone!

Finally, the day dawned when Andromeda Tonks would be arriving. Sirius and Remus would be driving to Kings Cross Station to pick her up, and, against their better judgement, leaving the twins at home... alone; they didn't want to bother with a babysitter as they could clearly remember the wreck their last one was in when they got back.

"Girls, like we said before, we want you to behave while she's here alright?" Said Remus warningly.

"That's right," added Sirius, "No scaring her, No pranking her, No..." Sirius would have kept going with a whole list of 'dos' and 'don'ts' if it weren't for the already tuned out look on the twins' faces, which obviously meant they were thinking, and no good ever came from when they started thinking.

"Right, well we'll be back in a little while, be good," said Remus cheerfully as he and Sirius departed.

As soon as the girls heard the tell-tale sounds of their dad's motorbike pulling out of the driveway and Remus' shrieks at being on the thing fading away, the somewhat innocent look that had previously been on their faces vanished.

"So, everything set?" asked Kim, grinning deviously.

"Of course darling sister," replied Andy, with just as devious a grin, "the old ones will never know what hit them... or us for that matter...!"

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It had been around 3 hours since their parents had left to pick up Andromeda and the girls were currently lounging about in the den, reading magazines and listening to some muggle music when they heard their dad's motorbike pull up in the yard and instead of the one shrieking voice they'd heard when the bike had departed, there were now two.

As they heard the key being turned in the lock, both girls got up from their chairs lazily and headed towards the front of the house.

"Ah, girls, there you are!" called out their sandy haired dad, "would you be helpful and take these bags up to the guest room?"

"Sure thing," answered the girls cheerfully.

Since they were quite young, both girls had been able to do wandless magic, although when they had first started, they would fall dead asleep for hours. So, lazily flicking their fingers, they each directed two trunks into the guest room.

By the time they came downstairs, Andromeda was already supplied with some hot tea and crumpets and the three adults were all sitting in the den, chatting and laughing.

"And then they said..." laughed Sirius before catching sight of the girls appearing from out the door, "Oh, here they are, Doda, I'd like you to meet our daughters, Kim and Andy" he said, trying to point out which one was which but soon gave up.

"Hello Mrs. Tonks" said one of the twins politely, "I'm Andy and this is my sister Kim."

"Pleased to meet you Mrs. Tonks" greeted the twin who had been introduced as Kim.

"Hello girls, Nice to finally meet you, I've heard so much about you and please," she stressed the word, "call me Andromeda or Doda. I would get you to call me Andy as well but that might be a tad confusing so hows about we stick with the name your dad gave me when he was four?" she said winking.

"Okay," chirped the girls. "Oh and dad," added Kim, "cute name!"

At this Sirius developed a slight pink tinge to his cheeks while Andromeda and Remus just laughed.

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The next couple of days were quite peaceful by normal standards, but, to the two suspicious dads, was too peaceful for any place that Kimberly-Ann and Andromeda Black-Lupin inhabited.

After dinner on the third night, Sirius and Remus pulled the girls aside.

"Girls," began Remus wearily, "what are you up to?"

At this the girls did an amazing job of looking scandalized; "So you tell us to be good one minute then when we are, you think we're up to something!" began Andy, looking outraged.

"Yea!" continued Kim impatiently, "I can't believe you two, make up your minds, do you want us to be good or not???"

Both parents now looking a comical mixture between confused and suspicious and both girls were just dying to take a picture of that for future reference but held back.

"Well, yes," replied Sirius hesitantly, "we did ask you to be good except you've never listened to one word of it when we've told you that thousands of times before, why now?"

"Well," said Kim cheerfully, "We wanted to make a good impression on Doda."

"Aha," continued Andy, "the other times you told us to be good, we didn't have one of the only relatives on one side who liked our dad to make an impression on."

Now, more than ever, both parents were especially suspicious but decided to drop it for now and just watch closely.

"Alright then," sighed Remus resignedly, "Go get your dessert"

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"Have you got it?" asked Andy in hushed tones.

"Yea," replied Kim, climbing into their 'fort'; one of their blankets strewn over their desk chairs to make a sort of cave.

"Good," grinned Andy excitedly, "let the fun begin"

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Two loud yells could be heard upstairs as Doda, Andy and Kim were having breakfast. Both girls had decided to wake up earlier than normal today so they wouldn't miss the festivities.

"Oh dear, what on earth are they yelling about up there?" asked Andromeda worriedly.

"Its probably nothing Doda," replied Kim, "They get worked up over the smallest things."

"Yea, they'll be alright in a while" finished Andy.

"GIRLS!!!!" roared Sirius form upstairs and soon they heard two pairs of thumping feet nearing the kitchen.

As Sirius walked in, all three girls couldn't help but burst out laughing; his normally shiny black hair had turned into a sort of bluey looking goo, his skin was a fluorescent yellow and he was wearing a pink and white polka-dotted mini-skirt. On top of that, he was wearing some abnormally high heels, a bright blue lacey bra and his legs and chest seemed to have been shaved or if the way Sirius was walking was any indication, waxed.

Not long after, Remus walked in and this time, all three girls were laughing so hard that it looked as though they might be suffering from a lack of oxygen in the near future; Remus walked in, clad in tight green leather pants, a Mexican looking frilly top and a curly pencil moustache. To top that off, his face was purple and his hair had turned into some horrible looking moss. He was clearly also having trouble walking in pants that abnormally tight.

"What the hell have you done?!?!?!" yelled both of them.

"Now, now, you two have no proof that it was these angels who did that to you," spoke up Doda looking as though she might burst into laughter again soon.

"Angels my ar.." began Sirius furiously, only to be cut off by a silencing spell from Doda.

"I dare you to finish off that sentence dear cousin," she whispered dangerously. Seeing Sirius seemed to have deflated a bit, she took off the spell, "Now, apologize!" she ordered them.

It was quite humorous for the girls to see the two adults suddenly look like little kids under that stare. Both of them quickly muttered an apology and when Andromeda was satisfied, she left the room to freshen up for the day.

"Girls," began Remus in a sickly sweet voice, "No-one ever pranks the remaining marauders, you do realise this means war don't you?"

As if on cue, Sirius started twirling his wand with a dangerous look on his face. Both girls however, instead of being intimidated in the least, only burst out laughing.

When Kim had calmed down enough to talk, she choked out, "I'd like to see you try you old men!"

"Yea, you're on!" laughed Andy, lazily banishing both adults' wands from their hands.

At this, both men looked cornered, even more so when the twins started advancing on them, a menacing look plastered firm onto each face.

Authoresses Note: YAY!!! I finally got around to doing another chapter... hope you guys like it...

There's heaps more pranks where that came from in later chapters... If anyone has any suggestions or question, feel free to hit that review button!

Well, actually, you can hit that review button anyway!