A/N: The last chapter, a bit weird I know. This story does have a plot I promise! Oh, and the more you review the faster I can update.

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Anywayz on with chapter 2!

Chapter 2: After Hours

The next day Hermione prepared a new potion for Transfiguration this would surely get full credit if not, she would be doomed to get an -A in her class. That, being the end of the world. Just then Ron came bursting into the common room singing "I Want to Hold Your Hand." (A/N: For all you Beetle lovers out there)

"What'ya do'in?" Ron asked Hermione looking over her shoulder.

"Redoing the project you and Harry ruined." Hermione answered in a cold tone.

"FYI, not my fault. Harry was the one who smashed your precious polyjuce potion in the first place." Said Ron rolling his eyes.

"Well, one of you stole the potion from my room." Hermione shot back.

"That's not all we stole!" Ron replied gleefully

Hermione took a closer look at Ron and noticed an enormous amount of her strawberry-mango glitter gel. Hermione screamed and yanked her hand back to slap Ron.

Before she could hit him, destroying the last of Ron's brain cells, Harry burst into the room and Hermione screamed again.

Harry was dressed in naught but Snape's dirty gray boxers (like in his worst memory, book 5) and Hermione's, blue and white polka dotted bra around his chest and her "sexy" red thong adorning his head. To add to his attire he grabbed a curtain off of the window, pulling down the curtain rod, and tied it around his neck. The curtain was quite heavy and choked him so he tucked a bit into Hermione's bra, where the cleavage would be.

Puckering up his lips he started singing "I Feel Pretty." Then he started to run around the room.

Like a bolt of lightning Hermione ran up to Harry and grabbed him by the neck and shook him violently.

"NEVER GO THROUGH MY STUFF AGAIN!"

Harry, being in his hyper/stupid mode could only say,

"Heh, I didn't know?"

Hermione kicked him again where it hurt, this time she kicked him harder because she had a very good reason to injure him. Ron ran out of the room.

A/N: Again, this chapter made no sense, actually Pearl's Pinky helped me write it. Now… REVIEW!