"Erm... Hawkeye..." Remus tapped him rather embarrassedly on the shoulder, turning a faint shade of pink. "Hawkeye, where's the... privy?" He asked quietly. Hawkeye looked surprised.

"The what?"

"The privy!" The young wizard said urgently. Behind him, James and Sirius nodded fervently.

"I'm sorry," Hawkeye said, eyebrows raised slightly "I don't know what a privy is!" Across from him Lily rolled her eyes, looking to BJ as he said "Hawk, he means the latrine."

"Latrine?" Lily asked quizzically, tossing her fiery red hair over her shoulder. "What's a latrine? The privy is the bathroom." "Well, latrine is the US Army's word for the bathroom." BJ said, smiling slightly. As Remus, James, and Sirius rushed off in the direction that Hawkeye was pointing, Lily said

"Aha, US Army. There's a clue. Do I have to solve the mystery all by my bloody self, or are you two just going to tell me where we are, and what year it is? It's rather rare that a wizard, much less four of them, can apparate back in time... but with all the mistakes we've made today, I wouldn't be surprised."

"You're in South Korea, near Pusan, and unfortunately you... apparated... right into the middle of a war. It's 1952."

Lily cast a grim look at BJ and sighed. "That means we managed to apparate from Hogwarts to southeast Asia, and go back in time 18 years." Her eye twitched. "Lovely. Just... lovely."

The boys came back from the latrine with a mischievous glint in their eyes, tucking their wands back into their robes. When Lily told them the news, though, their faces fell. "Lily," James said, being serious for the first time since they had arrived "It's an entirely different spell to apparate forward in time, and even then, we may end up at Hogwarts a century after we're supposed to have graduated." "I know." Lily said miserably.

Wands tucked up their sleeves, a parade of witches and wizards came back into the Mess Tent, looking to Hawkeye for direction. He motioned for them to follow him outside, along with the students, Remus, James, Sirius, and Lily. They hid out behind the Officer's Club, shivering as a chilly wind penetrated their fatigues. Of course, the Hogwarts kids were snug inside their robes. "So drab. What's with all the black?" Klinger asked with a raised eyebrow. "Our robes were canary yellow... ugliest things I ever saw..."

"So you're all witches and wizards too?" Hawkeye asked, looking surprised. "I thought I was the only one in all of Korea!" There were a chorus of 'So did I's. Once they quieted down, Hawkeye said

"Alright. These kids are Lily Evans, James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black. They're underage, obviously, third years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, or so I'm led to believe. They were attempting to apparate illegally, and ended up here in Korea... though that's not the worst of it. They've also managed to apparate back in time, about 18 years. Does anyone here recall the proper incantation for apparating successfully into the future?" Dishing out reprimanding looks at the guilty children, people all shook their heads no.

Margaret raised her hand, and Hawkeye stifled a grin. "I don't remember it, but I brought this just in case." She reached into the breast pocket of her fatigues and pulled out a square that was barely any larger then a postage stamp. Revealing her wand which was rather long and made of a very dark wood, she gave the square a little tap and muttered

"Magnus."

Within seconds it had grown into a full-sized spellbook, and Margaret was already flipping through the pages. "Wow!" Someone whispered, and the Major turned to see BJ peeking around the corner of the Officer's Club. "BJ!" She hissed, giving Hawkeye a horrified look, as if demanding that he do something. Hawkeye calmed her with a reassuring wave of his hand. "He knows." There was a murmur through the group as Hawkeye motioned for BJ to join them. He leaned against the wall, out of the way, as they conducted 'business'.

"Alright. I'm a bit rusty with the wand, seeing as how it's been nearly three years since I used it." Most of the others nodded sympathetically. "We're gonna have to perform a memory charm on nearly 200 people. I assume you all know the easiest one – Obliviate?" There were nods and murmurs of confirmation. "Okay, that's good." He gave a rather humorless smile. "We could just force- feed them martinis... that always makes me forget."

"Wait. Hawk." BJ spoke up. "Hawk, are you going to... wipe my memory? Am I going to forget all of this?" Hawkeye looked sad. "I don't know yet, Beej. I don't know."

Margaret looked up from her book, her finger holding a place on the page. "Hawkeye," she interrupted "this is really difficult. You have to say Anticus Apparato, along with the location, the year, the date, and the time. Then you just apparate like normal. I don't think they'll be able to do it..."

He looked very unsure for a moment, chewing on his bottom lip. "I'll have to take them, then." Hawkeye said simply, shrugging his shoulders. "How hard can it be?" "Pierce, there's a 98% chance of getting splinched into 50,000 different pieces along the way."

Hawkeye gulped. "Well, um... I'll look into that." Looking up into the sky and trying to fight down fear, he noticed that it was growing dark. "Oh, damn." He muttered. "We can't do this now." He looked at all the faces around him. Klinger, Radar, Margaret, Kellye, Baker, some of the locals, a corpsman, and a small scattering of other personnel.

"There's nothing for it. They'll have to stay here tonight."

James and Sirius exchanged evil grins.

(A/N: Ok, folks, now the REAL fun begins. XD)