I JUST WANNA LIVE!, a ranma fanfic

Maroonblackblood's first attempt at a spamfic!

I JUST WANNA LIVE!!!!

Ranma approached the stage, his confidence growing with each step, his band mates were tuning up their instruments, tiny smiles on their faces. As he stood forth and grabbed the mike in front of him, he looked out at his family (Genma, Nodoka were all there although Genma seemed like he didn't want to be there) and then to the Tendo family where Akane was fuming in her seat, nearly burning the seat she was seating on into half and her family members trying to keep as far away as possible, a video camera in her hand, preparing to shoot (she had previously told him something about making millions but he really wasn't paying a lot of attention)

Kasumi softly cheering him on, a sweet smile on her face. Ranma grinned wider, knowing that at least Kasumi would be behind him 101 all the way. Soun was grim and scared at the same time, trying to avoid his youngest daughter. At the next table, Shampoo, Cologne, Mousse and Ukyo were seated; all (except for Mousse) were rooting him on, Shampoo bouncing up and down happily. The Kunos weren't present due to a concussion Kuno was suffering (Ranma) and Kodachi's broken ankle (Not his fault this time) but their servant Sasuke was sitting quietly in place of the young mistress with a camera in his right hand.

Occupying the other tables were his friends from school and chibi-Hinako, who was scrambling around the food tables, stuffing everything she could find in her mouth. Wondering why his pop wasn't doing so, he suddenly remembered that his mother was present.

'And since Mom is here…can't disappoint her…' Ranma thought delightfully, glad that he had finally owned up to his mother at the last moment after he saved her from falling to her death from that nasty cliff.

Feeling a tap on his shoulder, he came face to face with Geo, the bassist in his band. Geo gave him a thumbs-up sign and it was off, off, off as the opening bars started playing, clearing his throat as the audience began clapping, he neared the mike and opened his mouth…

I need a repairman in my house

So I know when I need to repair something out

These broken things are wearing me out (these days)

It's getting hectic everywhere that I go

Fiancées won't leave me alone

What in the world do they want to know?

I'm paranoid of all these foes that I meet

Though I can't remember what happened

(And)Why can't they all see?

I just wanna live!

Who really cares about the things that I say?

Don't really care about what happens to me

I just wanna live (just wanna live, just wanna live, just wanna live)

Just wanna live, just wanna live, just wanna live

I rock a mallet hit when I say something wrong

A red suit when I get seriously glomped

A green suit when I meet my mama

And my birthday suit when Happosai comes along

Smashing the phone, got some weirdo

Called Shinnosuke who is saying

"Now you're a magnet, water magnet, big assed girls all know your weakness.

Yappa Pa Pa your first hit are you ashamed

Of the life, of the life you are living?"

I just wanna live!

Who really cares about the things that they say?

Don't really care about what happens to them

I just wanna live

All of a sudden, Genma, outraged, stood up, making his chair tumble to the floor, dust starting to fly around. Sticking an offending finger at his son, making Ranma startled as the music continued playing in the back, the old, balding man inhaled deeply and a low, deep voice squeaked out.

Better stop messing around boy

Better think of your future

Better marry a Tendo boy

Ranma grinned and took control once more.

Said everyone of my relatives

Look out better find that man spring

You'll never know what bad things might turn your way

We say where you're coming from

We've haven't seen the worst this curse can bring

But I expect the water everywhere that I go

All things the Jusenkyo guide says

Yeah Chinese I don't know!

I just wanna live!

Who really cares about the things that I say?

Don't really care about what happens to me

I just wanna live (just wanna live, just wanna live, just wanna live)

Don't really care about what happens to me

I just wanna live (just wanna live, just wanna live, just wanna live)

Don't really care about what happens to me

I just wanna live

As the last bars slowly faded out, everyone sat there, stunned. All of a sudden, Nodoka started crying and Genma exploded, releasing a mini Shi Shi Hokodan and Ranma was suddenly glad Ryoga wasn't there to watch.

"DAMN RIGHT YOU ROCK A MALLET WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING WRONG!!!" Akane screeched and launched him into cyberspace, wrecking the ceiling above and making plaster fly around.

Kasumi sweat dropped. If Ranma kept singing that song, he most probably wouldn't be able to live up to its name…

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