Tis' the season to be jolly for everyone other then my Yami that is.
Hello my name is Ryou Bakura, and it's almost Christmas time everyone is ready for it. Last time I passed by the game shop I saw Yugi and Yami putting up the Christmas tree and putting ordiments on it. Joey and Tristan are cought in a compitition to see who can kiss the most girls under the misoltoe. Even Kaiba has gotten more kind it seems I heard from Mokuba that his brother has been spending more time with him. Yes Tis' the season…for everyone but my Yami.
"Bakura could you please stop trying to smash that Santa figures head in and pass me that string of Christmas lights" I called down off the ladder to my Yami who was playing with one of my mothers porclin Santa's. He looked up at me and dropped the Santa figure, my eyes shut as I heard the sicking smash on the ground. Well there goes another one of my mother's porclin Santa's, dad is going to kill me when he gets home. "I don't see why we are doing this stupid decorateing anyways, it's pointless and time consuming" Bakura complained. I sighed "because Bakura, dad is comeing back from Egypt for Christmas and I want things to be special…so can you please pass me the lights?" Bakura walked over and picked up the lights handing them to me, "thank you" I got nothing but a grunt in response.
I was string the lights between the branches of the giant Christmas tree I had gotten just for this year when the phone rang "Bakura, could you awnser that?" I called down to him. "Bakura this…Bakura that…Fucking Hikari.." Bakura muttered as he picked up the phone "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" I cringed as I heard him scream into the phone, note to self, teach your Yami phone mannors. "oh it's you…yeah but he's busy playing with his stupid tree,…yeah I'll tell him…hey! Stupid! The Pharaoh's midget Hikari is on the phone." I set the rest of the lights down slowly and crawl down picking up the phone "hello Yugi…Oh no I'm sorry about him, he's being such a grinch, I think he's shoes maybe on too tight", "THEY ARE NOT" he snaps at me from across the room, aparently he cant take a bit of holiday humor. "Oh that's right…the shoping trip" I look over at Bakura who by now is playing with another porclin Santa… "Well, I don't know, I don't think I want to leave Bakura here with…Yugi, no, shopping malls and my Yami do not mix together well", Bakura looked over at me. A mystivious glint in his eye "but Hikari, I would love to go shopping with…" I narrow my eyes at him "Bakura! Your idea of shopping is shoplifting from every store possiable!", "but Hikari…", "no buts! Your not going shopping and that's final"
"I cannot believe you convinced me into letting you go shopping with us!" I look down at the ground, trying to ignore the smug look on my Yami's face as he stands beside me. "don't look so upset Hikari!" Bakura scolded me. Yugi and Yami came down the street, holding hands as per useal. I've gotten used to their close relationship by now to the point where it no longer makes me uncomfterable. "Ready to go Ryou?" Yugi asked me, Yami and Bakura were glareing at each other already, it was going to be a long evening "yes I'm ready" and so we all started on our way to the mall.
Fin
Hey uh…what can I say, chapter one didn't turn out as funny as I wanted it to, but I still hope ya got a good few laughs. Let's see….ah I'll get chapter two done sometime soon, hopefully before the Holidays…next up
Chapter 2
Why fudeing Yami's and shoping malls don't mix!
Maybe I won't screw up as much on chapter two! Have a happy Holiday!