A/N: I was bored, that's allI can say.Xander sings toBuffy what he reallyfeels for Joyce.
Buffy's mom, has got it goin on
Buffy's mom, has got it goin on
Buffy's mom, has got it goin on
Buff's mom, has got it goin on
Buffy can I come over
After patrol (after patrol)
We can hang around
I could show my tools (show my tools)
Did your mom get back
from her gallery show (gallery show)
Is she there?
Or is she trying to give me the slip (give me the slip)
You know I'm not the butt-monkey
that I used to be
I'm all man up
Now baby can't you see?
Buffy's mom, has got it goin on
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Buffy can't ya see? You're just too strong for me
I know it might be wrong but,
I'm in love with Buffy's mom
Buffy's mom, has got it goin on
Buffy's mom, has got it goin on
Buffy do you remember
when I cast the love spell (cast the love spell)
Your mom came out
And started rubbing my back (rubbing my back)
I could tell she liked me
From the way her hands move (way her hands move)
And the way she look when I said
'ya missed a spot over here' (spot over here)
And I know that you think its just a creepy fantasy
But since your dad walked out
your mom could use a guy like me
Buffy's mom, has got it goin on
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Buffy can't ya see? You're just too strong for me
I know it might be wrong but,
I'm in love with Buffy's mom
Buffy's mom has got it goin on (she's got it goin on)
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Buffy can't ya see? You're just too strong for me
I know it might be wrong but, I'm in love with -
(Xander's air guitar solo)
Buffy's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh
I'm in love with-
Buffy's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh
Wait a minute
Buffy can't ya see?
You're just too strong for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Buffy's mom
(Buffy beats Xander to death)