X-mas Songs done Anime style!!!
By: Fire Witch1 & SkyeKat
Chapter one: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!
F.W.1: Due to not allowing me to use the star-thingy for movements and such this will be done in Roll Playing format. Oh! Before I forget (sounds) Thanks and Ja'ne!! ::holds up peace sign:: (Note: Ranma is male so far)
Let us enter the scene on our tied and gagged capti-guests!
Inuyasha: WTH!!! Oi! Wench! I demand YOU let us all go!
Ranma: HEY! You can let me go he can stay!
Miroku: Now, now don't be hasty Inuyasha. Lets find out why we're here.
Kenshin: ORO!?
Sano: I SWEAR KAORU I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!
Ed: Damn!! These ropes are too tight!!
Yoh: Anna common I swear I didn't slack off!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: I, the Great Lord of the Western Lands demand to be free of this monstrous catastrophe!!!
Carrot: I dunno!!! I kinda like it!!!
Everybody: O.O
Ranma: Holy SHIT!! You're the dude with the bondage chicks!!!!
Kenshin: Kaoru-dono!!
Amidamaru: Yoh-dono!!!!
Yoh: NOT YOU TOO!!!!
Amidamaru: ;-; SADLY YESH LORD YOH!!!
Inuyasha: (clink)
Alarm: YOU HAVE ACTIVATED THE SEASONS GREETINGS ALARM YOU MUST NOW SING A VERY, VERY AWKWARD CHRISTMAS CAROL OR THIS ALARM WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 2.5 MINUTES……HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
2.4………….
2.3…………
Sesshoumaru: nice tail..nice tail..nice tail……. ::rocking back and forth::
2.2……
Miroku: SANGO!!!!!
2.1………
Sano: now is not the time to panic… now is not the time to panic…
2.0………
Ed: If I could just reach that chalk board…::trying to clink chair towards chalk board on wall::
Ranma: We have to sing a Christmas Carol it'll help!!
Carrot: BUT THERE ARE SO MANY!!!!
Inuyasha: On the first day of Christmas my Kagome gave to me……………….one bowl of ramen!!
Trey: ::from in the closet just got duck tape off:: On the second day of Christmas…………..ummmmmm………..i dunno………
1.9 minutes remaining…….
Trey: I dunno!!! I'm too constipated!!!!
Inuyasha: And one bowl of RAMEN!!!!
Miroku: On the third day of Christmas My Sango gave to me…….three major concussions.
Trey: Too constipated!!!
Inu: And one bowl of RAMEN!!!!
Vash: ::in the closet with Trey:: On the fourth day of Christmas the insurance woman gave to me…4 reasons to kill Wolfwood
Miroku: Three major concussions!!!!!
Trey: I just farted!!!!
Inu: And one bowl of ra-men!!
Ed: On the fifth day of Christmas, Winley gave to me……
Sano: 5-inch heel boots!!!! Shorty!!! HA!!!
::something glows behind Ed's chair and he glares at him::
Vash: Four really good reasons to kill Wolfwood…………
Miroku: I don't think I deserved them….
Trey: Woah!!!! I don't remember eating cheese…..
Inu: RA-MEN!!!!!
Carrot: On the sixth day of X-mas, my honeys gave to meeeee….. six restraining orders!!!!
Ed: 5 inches closer……
Vash: Four reasons to kill that bastard…….
Miroku: Well, maybe two…..
Trey: Maybe it was the nachos………
Inu: RA-MEN DAMMIT!!!!
Kenshin: On the seventh day of Christmas, Kaoru-dono gave to me…….seven market errands….
Carrot: six restraining orders….
Ed: I'm almost there……
Vash: He's going to die!!!
Miroku: I know I didn't deserve all three……
Trey: I just asphyxiated myself……
Inu: ppplllleeeeeaaassseee ramen!!!!
Fluffy: On the eighth day of this human holiday…….Rin gave to me 8 bottles of Herbal Essences…..
Kenshin: seven errands….
Carrot: I have to stay 50 feet away…..
Ed: Let's see how bad you are now buddy……
Vash: 4 reasons to murder a certain clergyman….
Miroku: But they were worth it…..
Trey: Still constipated…..
Inu: FOOD!!!!!!
Ranma: On the ninth day of Christmas, my pop gave to me…..I think nine fiancés…..
Fluffy: 8 bottles of heaven….
Kenshin: What is this thing called a tampon???
Carrot: I wasn't stalking her, I swear…..
Ed: ::breaks free::
Vash: 4 bullets just for that priest……
Miroku: I can't remember anymore….
Trey: ::farts:: Now THAT I remember eating…..
Inu: I CAN SMELL IT!!!!
Yoh: On the tenth day of Christmas Anna gave to me…….10 more pounds added to my weights……
Ranma: OR was it eight?!
Fluffy: I've got the urge ::singing::
Kenshin: They stick those where?!
Carrot: They were abusive anyway…..
Sano: Oh SHIT!!!
Vash: Where is that bastard!!!
Miroku: I believe I have brain damage…..
Trey: That's the last time I have Yoh's cooking…………
Inu: are you sure it wasn't ramen?!
Kyo: ::Is pushed through a door:: On the eleventh day of Christmas that damn Yuki gave to me…………11 more reasons to be pissed off!!!!!!
Yoh: Ten more pounds….
Ranma: Will they ever stop coming!!!
Fluffy: My hair got so shiny….
Kenshin: They come in sizes!?!?
Carrot: It was kinda fun….
Ed: ::grins evilly:: Going to kill the broom head…..
Vash: Wait till I'm free!!!
Miroku: I think she hit me too hard….
Trey: ::rips a cloud of deadly looking gas:: this could tranq a horse…..
Inu: THAT COULD TRANQ A YOUKAI!!!
Naruto: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my hokage gave to meeeee……………..twelve million yen to do a sexy-no-jutsu swimsuit calendar!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyo: They say I need anger management……
Yoh: I want a burger……
Ranma: I wish I really was a chick…..
Fluffy: I feel so pretty……..
Kenshin: I still don't understand women…….
Carrot: I know my brother's gay…….
Ed: I don't wanna get blood on my jacket……::shows off automail arm and makes a sexy pose::
Vash: Love and Peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: What are you so happy for?!
Trey: ::has a gas mask on :: Gotta get to a bathroom…………
Inu: For the love of Kami!!!!!!!!! Just get me outta here!!!!!!!
REQUEST HAS BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED…11 MORE SONGS MUST BE SUNG BEFORE THE PROSPECT OF RELEASE……..SEE YOU LATER SPACE COWBOY!!