I'd like to thank my one reviewer. Yeah. One. It's sad!

For those of you who were unable to see chapter two because ff net made it weird, just change the '1' at the end of the URL to '2' or whatever chapter you're searching for and you should arrive there, if it exists.

So, onward we go!

Chapter Three

Jou blinked at Seto cutely. "What is it you need?"

Seto smirked his trademark evil smirk and whispered his plan in Jou's ear.

The blonde's bronze eyes widened.

Seto's smirk stayed, firmly glued in place by the imaginary guts that were being sprayed across his internal face as he thought about the many ways to kill a pup if he didn't agree.

"Seto..." Jou began nervously.

"Pup, you're either in or you're out. Will you help me?"

"But, Seto... then it won't be fair!"

"I don't care. I want my plan carried out. Will you do it?"

Silence filled the air between them.

The mutt gave in, sighing heavily.

"I'll do it."

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The couple entered their first class, Science, just before the bell rang. They picked their usual seats at the opposite ends of the room (the teachers all thought they still hated each other) and sat ready for the next intensely boring assignment.

Seto folded a small slip of paper skillfully into a football. He glanced at Jou, who winked. He reached back as if to pick up something and flicked the ball to Jou, who caught it easily and unfolded its crisp edges.

As usual, the note was in 1337. Jou read it with ease, a feat the few teachers that caught their passes were never able to accomplish.

"Puppy," the note began.

"When is your nearest class with Yugi? I want my plan executed soon!

With love,

The birthday boy"

I am not actually writing the 1337 because 1) FF net will surely delete the story, and 2) FF net doesn't support most of the characters needed for it.

Jou scrawled a response, also in 1337, and flicked it back over to Seto, who caught it with his pencil, impaling it.

"Iceman,

I have math with Yug. That's next.

Luv ya!

The puppy"

So their paper passing continued, without a need for posting, until Mr. Hrushka (their teacher) caught them and nearly blinded himself trying to read the tiny characters of 1337 on Seto's side and the roughly scrawled symbols on Jou's side.

Jou and Seto escaped detention when Hrushka gave up and decided it must be some sort of tips for an advanced math class.

Jou proceeded to his own Math class, muttering a few insults at Seto to keep up their façade of hatred.

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Mrs. Personius, one of the best teachers in the school, gave the students in Math a well-deserved break time. Jou immediately turned to Yugi and asked to see his deck.

I have decided to stop there.

Also, the teachers' names are going to be real ones from my school, but I don't have all of them and I might change what subject they teach. Other than that, they're the same.

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