Chapter 5 of Tart

Starri: This is the absolute WORST chapter so far…….I HATE it………

Taruto: It can't be any worse than 7.…….

Starri: Whacks Tart in the head I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE STUFF AWAY!!!!!!!!

Taruto: Sowwy Starri……..T.T

Starri: You're forgiven……..Remembers something I own nothing!!!!!!!

Taruto: We know…..

Starri: Sobs for not actually owning Tar-Tar

Taruto: Is getting scared Umm………since Starri can't start the chapter in her current condition…………guess I will……..clears throat

PRESENTING THE WORST CHAPTER IN THE STORY!!!!!!!!

According to Starri

Kish and Pai were……..fighting. Well, not anymore. Kish was sitting in his room, staring at the wall. His eyes were red from all the blood rushing through them, and his green hair shined emerald in the faint light. His mind was wandering to the fights that he, Pai and Tart had shared that night. He was watching the last one replay in his mind for the fourth time when who should walk in, but Pai. Kish decided it would probably be better if he didn't acknowledge Pai's presence but couldn't help looking up at him when he started talking.

"Kish," His voice just sounded too triumphant, "I've just had the most WONDERFUL premonition," Something was DEFINATLY wrong here……..and Kish just couldn't figure out what it was. Pai continued talking.

"Well, it might not be very wonderful for you or Tart……" his voice trailed off.

Kish had heard enough. He picked Pai up by the collar and slammed him into the wall he'd previously been staring at. His eyes were now completely red and he was furious at his elder.

"What did your premonition say Pai? What did your STUPID mind-trick tell you?" Pai scowled at Kish's "stupid mind-trick comment, but answered his question.

"It told me that Master Deep Blue shall return. Very soon at that."

" How is that bad for me and Tart?"

"You'll find out soon enough." Pai's sneer grew wider and he walked away. Kish immediately decided that if Tart never came back, he'd mutilate Pai beyond ANYONE'S imagination.

Tart was limping around, trying to figure out what to do. He had absolutely NO idea. He was just about to go back to his tree when he literally crashed into none other than Pudding.

"Hiya Tar-Tar!!!!!!!!" Pudding yelled. "Whatcha doin'? Tart looked over the hyperactive monkey girl, then answered.

"I'm avoiding YOU. That's what I'm doing……" He continued to stare at her just to see what her reaction would be. Tart didn't get to see her reaction though, because at that moment Kish ran up to the two.

"TART!!!!! WHERE IN ALL HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!?!?!" Tart looked down at his feet.

"Umm………Well……..uhh…..you see…….I," Kish grabbed Tart's arm and started pulling him away from Pudding.

"You're coming straight home with me!!!!!" Kish shrieked.

" Kish……."

"Nani Tart?"

"You're embarrassing me……" Pudding sighed. Tart was ignoring her now and it was all Kish's fault. She looked up at the two. They were now fighting. It was a friendly fight at least. The kind you could only have with your best friend. She watched them for a while. It was actually rather amusing.

"YOU'RE JUST A STUPID CARROT-TOP!!!!!" Kish shrieked.

"MY HAIR'S NOT ORANGE YOU ASPARAGUS-HEAD!!!!!!!" Tart yelled.

"YAH WELL AT LEAST I CAN MAKE NORMAL KIREMAS!!!!!!"

"AND I'M NOT SO STUPID THAT I'D FALL IN LOVE WITH STRAWBERRIES!!!!!!!" Tart stopped and thought for a moment then said, "And black cats that occasionally kiss you in your dreams!!!!!" Pudding couldn't help it. She burst out laughing. By the time she was done she had tears in her eyes.

"You guys are WAAAAYYYYYY too funny!!!!!" Kish and Tart stared at her, not knowing what to say. This made her laugh even more. She only stopped when Tart put his hand over her mouth………..ten minutes after she'd started.

"Hold up a minute," he said, looking over at Kish, "Kish, did you just feel something? Like……that summoning crap that Deep Blue used to pull?" Pudding looked up at Tart. So did Kish. All of the sudden, Kish's eyes grew wide.

"Tar-Tar," Pudding stated, "What's the summoning?" Tart was too shocked to answer, so Kish did.

"It's like a signal. It tells us when Deep Blue is close and needs us to do his bidding for him." Kish explained. Pudding nodded.

"But Deep Blue is dead!!!!! How could he summon you now?" Kish sighed.

"I don't know. All I know is that Pai said that a vision came to him. And the vision said that Deep Blue shall return soon." Kish and Pudding suddenly noticed Tart, his eyes widening.

"If you don't want to prove that premonition to be true…..don't look behind you…" Immediately, Kish and Pudding turned around just in time to see Deep Blue striding past them towards Tart.

Tart's eyes grew a little wider at the prospect of his former Master approaching him. Deep Blue stood before him for a long time before speaking.

"Kish, Tart." His cold voice smothered the two bad-gone-good aliens in their dark pasts.

"Why did you betray me? You could have had this whole planet, but instead you die with the humans? What exactly do you think you'll gain from this?" Kish hesitated, then spoke.

"I-I-Ichigo………" He said quietly. Deep Blue shoved him to the ground and scowled at him.

"Foolish weakling," He picked Kish up by the collar and whispered into his face. "That stupid girl will be the first on my list to die. Be sure of that. You have no business in loving her. It's a hopeless love and it will never progress any farther than that. Even if you want it to. She'll never love you and you know that. Even if you join her side. She won't love you, and I for one am very, VERY happy about that." At that, Deep Blue dropped him onto the ground, but not before kneeing him in the stomach. He then turned to Tart. "And you. What's your reason for leaving my service?" Tart quivered oh-so-slightly but answered Deep Blue's question all the same.

"I don't want to fight anymore. Why can't we just share the Earth with the humans? Why do we have to fight for it? A lot of humans want to fix the Earth. Like Ichigo, and Masaya, and even Minto!!!! So why don't we just help them fix it and then share?" Deep Blue stormed over to Tart and slammed him into a nearby brick wall. Pudding ran to Tart's side and Kish teleported right next to Deep Blue. He let his Dragon Swords materialize into his hands and was about to shove them straight through Deep Blue's neck when Deep Blue reached out and grabbed Kish's throat. He squeezed it gently and smirked at Kish.

"Don't worry Kish. I'll kill you in the end. Just like I did to your parents. And your little sister. If you're lucky you may get to see them again...........in death that is." Deep Blue smirked, dropped Kish, then teleported off to find Pai. Kish had to take a minute to process what Deep Blue said, but when he realized what Deep Blue was talking about, and when he realized what had actually gotten his parents taken away from him and him landed in an orphanage, he started sobbing.

"I'll kill him. If it's the last thing I do. I'll kill him. He can't get away with this. He can't. and he won't."

9 years earlier

"I FOOUUUND YOOUUU!!!!!!" Kish tagged Pai on the shoulder. "Now you have to be it and I have to hide!!!!" Pai nodded silently and hid his face.

"One……..two…………three…….." Kish ran off to find a good hiding place, but not before shouting to count to eighty. He barely got ten feet away from Pai though when their day care teacher ran out to them.

"Are you two Kish Shizuko and Pai Yureno?" They nodded and the lady talking to them immediately said gomen-nasai over and over again. When they asked what she was apologizing about, she explained the whole thing to them.

"Your parents……..they…….." Kish's eyes grew wide and Pai looked extremely worried. "Your parents were friends right?" she said kind of stupidly.

"Yes……" Pai's voice was even quivering. That was a first.

"Well……….you see…..they were out together……your two families, and well…..they……they died…" Kish started sobbing. Even Pai had tears in his eyes.

"How?" He questioned. If his parents really WERE gone……..he wanted to know how.

"Well…….their bodies were tested and it seems they were poisoned some how." Kish was still sobbing and Pai was close to crying as well. Kish lifted his head.

"What about Riri? Is she okay?" Pai gave him a questioning look.. "You know who Riri is!!!!! My little sis?" Pai nodded.

"Yes, what about her?" The woman shook her head and told them that she had died along with her parents. That had made Kish even more sad. If that were possible.

"So, where are we supposed to go now?" Pai asked.

"Well…..Kish has no more existing relatives so he'll be going to the orphanage."

"Okay……where will I go then?"

"You'll be staying with your aunt." Pai's eyes grew wide. His aunt? Anyone but her would be fine, but he HATED his aunt. Mostly because she HATED Kish. She'd always said that the two friends shouldn't be friends or hang out together. And now……..she'd probably get her way. Kish buried his face into Pai's chest, and Pai pulled Kish a little closer to him. He knew this was probably the last time he'd see him, and he didn't want this moment to be anything but eternal. Sadly it was only about ten minutes long. When they said goodbye to each other that day. They knew it would be the last time they would see each other. For a while at least, because at the same time that they were feeling sad and lonely, they also both knew that they would see each other again. If it was the last thing they did.

9 years later

Kish finally snapped out of his flashback and teleported next to Tart. He wondered how him and Pai were ever as close friends as that, but somehow, it had happened. Tart was slightly unconscious at the moment so Kish had a little bit of time to think. He wondered why this was all happening and why it was happening to himself, Tart, and Pudding. He wondered why Deep Blue had ruined his and Pai's childhood's by doing what he did. And most of all, he wondered what they would do to stop the evil shadow now lurking around their lives otherwise known as "The Alien's Supreme Leader. Master Deep Blue".

Meanwhile, about a half a mile away, the rest of the Café Mew Mew crew wondered too. But their wonderings were VERY different from Kish's. Where in all Hell was Pudding? What was she doing? And did she dare think that she could get away with a day off with Minto prowling around?

Starri: Whoa…..I actually like this chapter now!!!!!

Taruto: It came out WAY differently than it did when you hand-wrote it!!!!

Starri: Yeah!!!! Well……now I sort of like this chappie….hope you liked it too!!!!!

Chapter 6 preview

Pai's Premonition and Pudding's Peril

Deep Blue and Pai meet up. Pai gives Deep Blue another premonition and they decide to try the take-over-the-world scheme again. Meanwhile Pudding tries to get the mews to help her Kish and Tart defeat Deep Blue. Will they help? Will they even BELIEVE Pudding? Find out in the next chapter!!!!!