Chapter pong: 9 ways to a really cool death!
Bloom have been on her epic question for quite a while - about 10 minutes - when she had realized one thing.
She didn't know where Dracula is, how to kill him. Or why she forget her friends back at the academy, which might help later on. She also forgot to pack some clean underwear and a juice boxes.
Reaching into her cloak she pulled out the seven tips for vampire hunting Copyright Leon Belmont and sat on a stump.
Learn to pack a whip, some holy water and hearts, a lot of hearts.
Belmonts are brave, courageous and fear nothing. But assuming that a normal person is holding this book use the one thing that we Belmonts never used. Common sense.
If there's a huge fire breath demon with a "die motherf'er" gleam in his eyes. RUN AWAY!
When confronted by a Incubus/Succubus, remember to use condoms.
Always remember to carried around a cool speech, that way if the situation needs it you will come out on top.
Go for the clock tower, every major important thing is in that stinking clock tower.
Death is always around, just walk by him and you'll do fine. Unless he starts throwing stuff around that your just basically a blood puddle.
Rule of thumb, if it's still moving whip it!
"Vow, I'v learn so vuch," Bloom said while putting the book away. "Okay, I'll stop talking like that." Bloom that started to ponder where would the most evil being would be?
The book said that all major things happen in a clock tower, and the most evil tower she knew of is Cloud Tower. Using her amazing equation skills she deduced that clock tower minus clock equle tower plus Cloud equle Cloud Tower equle Dracula!
Bloom once again set off on her quest yet again with a more firm goal in mind.
Sort of.
Another Tuesday evening at Cloud Tower. The three Trix sisters were doing their usual Tuesday routines, which were complaining about their lives, seeing who is more pathetic and wonder why they still go on besides for being evil.
Without much warning except for the blaring klaxons and signs reading "Intruder" Bloom enter the room. Icy, Darcy and Stormy all looked up at her while Bloom stared back.
"Uh, hello?" Bloom said. "Can anyone point out which way is Count Dracula's place? I want to kill him so I can prove my love to Diaspro."
"Did you just say Diaspro?" Darcy asked.
"No, I said Brandon/Sky."
The three witches were silent while they exchanged looks than stared at Bloom.
"Well, I love to break this to you, Pixie," Icy said. "But the big D's dead."
"Oh, well who's the most evil being in the universe?" Bloom asked.
"Right." Darcy said. "Uh, there's a vampiress named Countess Carmilla who lives in Dracula's old place."
"Thanks." Bloom turn and continued her quest.
The Trix sisters just stayed the way they were before Bloom interrupted. "Did you just help someone?" Stormy asked.
"Depends on how you view it." Darcy replied.
They remained silent for a moment. "Okay, you're going with her as punishment." Icy said.
Darcy sighed as she pulled herself out of her chair and wonder off to the exit. "I better get a cool part in this!"