A/N: Okay I always said I wouldn't up date this until I got at least five reviews but I'll settle with four. Thanks to those who have taken the time to read and review. Now there is a small problem I overlooked an important detail in the first chapter that involves Harry getting in trouble with the ministry of magic so we'll have to pretend that he did. Okay? Thanks for your time

Chapter 2

Fish and Chips

Harry sighed heavily as he stared up at the ceiling. The initial anger of being barred up in his room was now gone as he realized he would now be spending the rest of the summer holed up in his room like a common prisoner. Uncle Vernon had wasted no time after the terrible experience with his clients to bar up Harry's room so he couldn't escape and to his particular delight force him to be around his questionable roommate. Lying on his bed Harry watched as Gollum the creature that had gotten him into this mess tried again to squeeze through the bars, The amusement of seeing him squeeze his whole body out the window except for his head which just wouldn't go through, had worn away after Gollum's fifty-seventh attempt. Harry had hoped that the creature would flee instead it had just cowered and pleaded for forgiveness calling itself Smeagol again. Then Uncle Vernon came and bared up the window and now they were trapped together.

"Stupid boy," Harry heard Gollum mutter as the creature pulled himself back in frustrated after a hundred and seventeen attempts "We hatess this place!"

"The feelings mutual" Harry muttered.

"Why did we listen to stupid house elf," Gollum muttered; after the first week Harry had almost gotten used to Gollum's strange ramblings and mood swings. But Harry had managed to decipher that Gollum had been sent by a person named Dobey, to stop the young wizard from returning to Hogwarts. Harry imagined that Dobey was merely a nickname or possibly a code for somebody else maybe even Draco Malfoy. Harry could imagine Draco sending Gollum out to stop Harry and the creature groveling before his master saying "Yes Master Dobey we will do whatever you says."

What alarmed Harry about Gollum however was that the creature wasn't eating. The first time the Dursley's had put Harry's food the cat flap in his door, Gollum had pounced on it and began to devour it before Harry could even stand but almost as quickly the creature began to choke on it and spit it out claiming it was disgusting and burnt his mouth. Gollum hadn't touched Harry's food since though the young wizard did notice that anytime he left his food unfinished and cold it disappeared, but this had been very little because Harry himself wasn't given very much. Which worried Harry even more because of the hungry looks Gollum kept giving Hedwig. The owl hooted nervously as Gollum began to sing about "crunchable birdses"

Harry suddenly heard Uncle Vernon's heavy footsteps approaching Harry's door. Gollum screamed and hid under Harry's bed as the locks on the door began to twist and Uncle Vernon opened the door.

"Bathroom break" Uncle Vernon growled looking around suspiciously for Gollum. Harry got up knowing this was the last time he would get bathroom privileges until the next day. Harry looked worriedly toward his bed as his Uncle shut the door. After Harry had used the bathroom Aunt Petunia approached him and handed him a bag from a restaurant. They had gone out to eat but Dudley didn't like what he ordered so they had bagged that meal and ordered the spoiled boy a new meal. Uncle Vernon muttered something about it being Harry's birthday present which he didn't even deserve. Harry took the bag and was shoved in his room. The wizard instantly dropped the bag as he saw Gollum leap from the top of Harry's closet and land on Hedwig cage, both came crashing down hard and Gollum began to pry the bars open Hedwig hooted frantically.

"Don't fight us precious!" Gollum hissed almost playfully "Nice bird! Scrumptious bird!"

"Get away from her!" Harry yelled knocking Gollum off the cage, the creature began to wail horribly.

"We are famished! Why must ugly boy be so cruel to poor Smeagol!? We are starving! Give it to us! We begs you!" he shrieked. Having reached his limit Harry stormed toward Gollum and latched on to his throat and pushed him against the wall.

"Look!" Harry growled "I've tolerated you being here long enough ! If you ever touch Hedwig again I swear that you'll wish that you had never been born! Do you understand me!?" Gollum squirmed wildly and was practically on the verge of tears with fright.

"No! Please don't hurt us! We will be good! We swears precious!" he pleaded, "We will help you! We only wants something to eat! Please don't hurt us!" Harry sighed disgustedly and let go of the creature he was holding, then picked up Hedwig in her cage examining her to assure that the bird was unharmed. The owl was obviously shaken up but was otherwise fine Harry looked at the cage many of the bars were bent and it had been battered, Harry glanced back at the creature again angry for what had happened.

Gollum cowered but somehow found the courage to try and calm Harry down even more. "We can help you!"

"How?" Harry snapped sitting down on his bed.

"We can tell you about Dobey and how the nasty house elf stole your letterses. Sneaky house elf we hates him we does!" Gollum hissed

"Why did he steal my letters?" Harry said urgently wanting to know that his friends had indeed written him.

"We doesn't know" Gollum replied "Wicked house elf he tricksted us into coming here to nasty house with ugly, fat, people!"

Harry sighed picking up the doggie bag that the Dursleys had given him. He could feel his stomach growling loudly as he opened the bag to see still warm fish and chips. The vapors of the delicious food wafted into his head and seemed to warm his entire body making him even more hungry than before. Harry was pulled rudely, out of the warm sensation that the food brought him as Gollum began to poke the bag.

"What is it?" the creature prodded curiously "Is it niccee? Is it sweet?" Harry's initial reaction was to pull the bag away, with as mad as he was at Gollum the last thing he wanted to do was to share his meal with him, but then he realized that Hedwig's life might depend on Gollum eating plus the food might make him more willing to reveal more secrets about the mysterious Dobey, this might be the best chance that he had to learn the truth.

"Look I'll share half of it with you , but you have to promise me that you'll eat it." Harry said.

"Yesss, we promiseses to eat it. We are famished, give it to us." Gollum said desperately too hungry to further question what it was that he was receiving. Harry pulled some napkins out of the bag and put half of the food on one and gave it to the hungry creature, who was rubbing his hands in anticipation. Gollum took one whiff of the food and let out a groan.

"Eat it." Harry said coldly

"What is it Precious? What is it?" Gollum asked having second thoughts

"It's fish and chips," Harry said "Eat."

"Fish?" Gollum gasped taking a step back examining his food "FISH? What happened to the good fish! We can't eat this. Why did you ruin the nice fish?"

"That's how we eat it." Harry growled "Now eat it! You promised that you would eat so eat it!"

"NO!" Gollum hissed pushing the napkin away "We will not eat nasty, hot fish!"

Furiously, Harry picked the napkin up and placed in front of the creature. "Eat the fish!" he ordered.

"NEVER!" Gollum yelled knocking the food all over the floor. Harry felt himself snap as he lunged at Gollum while yelling several swear words at him. Gollum screamed wildly and began to run.

"HELP US! WE DON'T WANTS TO DIE!" he screeched just as Harry tackled the creature, Harry pulled his hand back to punch him in the face but stopped as Uncle Vernon began to pound on the door.

"WILL YOU TWO FREAKS BE QUIET GO TO SLEEP OR THERE WILL BE NO BATHROOM BREAKS OR FOOD TOMORROW!" he hollered. Harry cursed silently and let go of Gollum's neck and stormed to his bed , Gollum curled up in a ball in the corner too afraid to do anything else. Harry threw himself under his covers to angry to even take off his shoes he fell into a fitful sleep, where he dreamed that he was in a cage at the zoo with Gollum a sign above them that said: Danger do not feed the freaks, (especially not fish and chips). People stared and goggled at them. Dudley came and rattled the bars, Followed by Draco Malfoy who smirked triumphantly wearing a prefect badge that read "Dobey"

Harry opened his eyes to see the moon shining brightly down at him. Suddenly a face appeared in front of the bars the red hair and long nose of Harry's best friend Ron Weasly. Ron's had appeared on the other side in a floating car. Before Harry could react Gollum popped his head up right in front of Ron's face. Ron screamed and jumped back in fright at the same time Gollum also shrieked terrified. But then almost as soon began to plead with Ron.

"Nice boy! You has to help us! They are staving us!" he cried

"Harry! What have they done to you!?" Ron gasped

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Okay that's chapter 2 next chapter involves Gollum at the burrow and in Diagon alley. What's he gonna do when he meets Draco or Hermione or Lockhart for that matter? The more reviews I get the quicker you'll know. Also any suggestions are welcome. Thanks