When we last had left our (semi-)heroes they were... Doing something, I wasn't paying attention, you'll figure it out.
Near the Silent Hill train station Darcy had finally dropped her illusion and yet Bloom still hadn't quite noticed as they continue onward with their quest. Instead they were waiting for the 10:43 train that goes to Castlevania, Darcy was sitting on the bench while Bloom was playing with the soda machine as it ate her money.
"Evil being," Bloom snapped. "DIE!" She started to whip the machine, sending bits of plastic and metal everywhere. A soda can fell out and Bloom shrugged, she grabbed it and chugged it down. Darcy was kind of scared at the whip-wielding redhead's temper, it was actually worse than Stormy's.
"Is there a reason you are so..." Darcy wanted to choose her words carefully, she didn't want to be like the vending machine. "Vibrantly emotional?"
"I'm the what in the what and where?"
"You're angry. Very, very angry!"
"I guess it can be traced back to last Wednesday," Bloom stared while grabbing another soda. "Or maybe Tuesday... Nope defiantly Wednesday."
"Don't you mean something like it happened in my childhood or stuff like that?"
Bloom finished the soda and tossed it aside. "Nope, I had a good childhood and Musa stole my best dress. Than spilled some chocolate on it too."
Darcy shrugged. "That would piss me off too."
"Okay, now we're at Castlevania." Prince Sky said. "Let's get to slaying vampires."
"Moron, this isn't Castlevania it's a village near Castlevania." Brandon said. He waved a hand towards the old fashion Hungarian is like in many vampire movies. "And the castle is over there." He pointed towards the large horrific silhouette in a distance.
"And it says here," Diaspro said while reading a sign that was near the group. "That to get there you need to go through the twilight forest."
"Okay," Sky said while unsheathing his sword. "Let's go!"
While the hero dashed off the finished his quest of eternal love his squire held onto his cape holding him in one place while his betrove stood there crying at the stupid children she's going to have.
Dragging the "hero" behind them they walked into a nearby weapon shop, within was a wide walking space with a variety of weapons mounted with display cases and wall displays. The man who run this place was behind a counter.
"Hello," the man said. He seems like something out a old movie.
"Hi," Sky said with a dopey smile while waving.
"Do you have any weapons for taking on the creatures of the unholy day and night?" Brandon asked.
Diaspro was standing by a collection of maces, wondering if one of them can kill her in one hit.
"Why, we got quite a bit of it!" The salesman said while pulling out the standard Castlevania kit. Sky bumped into the wall and fell down to the floor, the man lean in and place a forearm onto the counter. "I assume you're going to need a lot of armor."
Brandon watched Sky get back up and wonder into the doorway sideways. He turn to the salesman, "or a helmet at least."
"I can spay him if you want," the salesman said. "To prevent little idiots running all over the place."
"Not necessary, I hope."
The salesman shrugged and open the SCK to reveal a huge assortment of crosses, whips, little magic hearts in a jar, spirits and condoms.
"Standard package, 20 dollars. The upgraded pack has bibles and ninja support. It cost 40 dollars"
"Ninja support?"
The salesman held up a apple than it was split into four pieces by a really fast ninja.
"I'll take the upgrade."
"What's this do?" Sky said while swinging around a mace, it collided with his head. After being dazed for a moment he continued on like nothing's damaged.
"And maybe a spaying."
Tecna stumble upon Bloom and Darcy sitting at the train station waiting for the train to Castlevania. She walked up to them, Darcy looked up and waved. Bloom stared at Tecna.
"I finally found you," Tecna said. "Now I can go home, and why are you here?" She pointed to Darcy.
"My sisters made me."
"Uh," Tecna said. "How did you trick Bloom into letting following her?"
Darcy arced her chest, causing Bloom to change views to Darcy. Tecna shrugged and Bloom return to her.
"Hell, I might as well join in." Tecna sat down next to Bloom.
"Hey, don't touch!" Darcy slapped Bloom's hand away.
Tecna raised a brow. Darcy lean forward and glared.
"Another minute," Tecna said before removing Bloom's hand.
A soda can rolled by, it was going to be a long night at the train station.