.sdrawkcab si siht: 11 retpahC
"Huh?"
"Wha?"
"Why?"
"Who?
"Why are you here?"
All of the heroes were standing there, before the large red stairs that lean up to the balconies of the theater.
"Why are you here?" Tecna asked Brandon.
"He's to prove his love to someone. He can't make up his mind."
"I am here to help a Bloom in proving her love." She watched Bloom taken in her "true love", Diaspro. "I don't know why I bother."
"Okay." Diaspro said. "Please get her off, please get her off!"
"I love you, Diaspro!" Bloom said with stars in her eyes.
"I love you," Sky sang into a microphone that lead to no where while a picture of his true love appeared in the background. "RIVEN!"
"Oh gods, they've gotten stupider." Darcy said.
"I'm not that way, you idiot!" Diaspro snapped. "And I can never be that way, no matter how much I want to!"
Bloom let go. "Oh.. Alright." She latched onto Tecna with the same - possible more - passion that she had for Diaspro. "Love me!"
"I'm loved!" Tecna said with tears of joy in her eyes. "I'm actually loved!"
"Thank Buddha I have Stella," Brandon said while staring at the scene. "She's the sane one."
That's when Carmilla walked in from the kitchen area carrying a slurpee. "Damn servants, what good are they if they can't make a decent magic omelet." She looked up and noticed the heroes.
"Aw, hell."
"What the?!" Darcy said.
"Musa, you're Carmilla?" Tecna shouted.
"Yes, and there's a perfectly logical explanation for this." Musa started.
"Hey everybody," Sky said while holding a surf board. "Surfs u-"
"Good shot," Diaspro said to Darcy, who was holding a smoking gun.
"Right, anyway," Carmilla/Musa said. "I became the evil entity of the castle for the reasons of my mother dying, I can't stand being around anyone any more and I basically just wanted to hurt people and be mean."
"That's no reason to turn into a evil being that will feed of the pain and misery of innocent people for eternity." Bloom said.
"And the fact people still insist that the old Simpsons are better than the new Simpsons."
"Man, now I want to turn evil. But I must prove my love!" Bloom said while pulling out a stake than driving it through Musa's heart.
Thus the sage of Castlevania was ended. No really cool boss battles, no real plot twist or anything else.
"We got jipped!" Timmy said.
"I know, we only got one mean in the story." Riven said.
"No, I mean that ending sucked. All we got is a stake heart through the vampire?"
"If this was a real Castlevania/Winx Club crossover he would have tried much hard, now wouldn't he."
"Damn it... Hey! WE DID GET THE SHORT END OF THE STICK!"