Title: Harry Potter and the Mysterious Twins

By: Ice Cream and Cookie

Rating: PG13

Summary: A pair of twins come to Hogwarts from a school in America and are hiding a large secret that may come to the disadvantage of Harry, Ron, and Hermione when they find out.

A/N-In many places of this story, you will notice that the word 'cool' is spelled 'kool.' "Cool' means 'constipated, over weight, out of style, loser' so we couldn't put that in the story now could we? So, let the story begin! km&tn

Chapter 1-Welcome to Hogwarts

"Tanya Ann Riddle!" How dare you steal my boyfriend! You had better hope there is a hottie that will go out with me at our new school!" screamed an angry Kiley Hope Crane.

"What the hell are you taking about?" was Tanya's simple response.

"Corey just called and said that he didn't want to go out with me anymore because he had a

great time with you Saturday and he wanted you instead. What happened on Saturday?"

"Ummmm...nothing."

"Bull shit. If it was nothing, I would still be able to call him my boyfriend."

"Ok, ok, we went to the movies and to a café. Nothing much."

"Oh ya. It mustn't have been much considering he dumped me for you after you went on one date when I was sleeping over Noelle's house, which by the way, I am not happy about!"

"Look, I'm sorry but quit talking and get packing. We're leaving for the airport to get to our new house tomorrow," Tanya commanded.

"Yea, yea, yea, London, England, here I come."

Tanya and Kiley Riddle are twin sisters who live in America. They are two young 15 year old witches who are switching from the Salem Witch Institute in Massachusetts to Hogwarts Schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Since they are 15 and have been going to a magic school, they will be entering as 5th years.

The next day, the twins were on the Hogwarts Express. Kiley notices a blonde haired, blue eyed, boy talking with two other, ugly, fat, tall boys.

"Hey Tanya, check out the boy over there," Kiley remarked.

"Which one? And please don't say it's one of the fat ones."

"No, the blonde one with the blue eyes. Going by his looks, this school may have a bunch of hotties to choose from."

"Maybe, but I'm taken, remember?"

"Oh, shut it!"

At that very moment, a tall, skinny boy with black hair, green eyes, and a lightening bolt scar came onto the train with a pretty girl with brown hair and a red haired, freckly boy.

Tanya whispered to Kiley, "Oh, my God! It's Harry potter!"

"No shit!" was Kiley's reply.

"Sorry."

As Harry Potter and his two best friends, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley boarded onto the Hogwarts Express. They kept walking until they came to the last compartment, which had two twin girls in it. They looked to be about their age but they didn't recognize them. Since it was the only compartment that wasn't full they asked to come in. When the girls told them to have a seat, Harry decided to introduce himself and his friends.

"Hi, my name is Harry Potter and these are my friends, Hermione and Ron. Are you two new here?"

Kiley nodded in response, "My name is Kiley and this is my twin sister, although you probably already realized that, Tanya. We have been going to another witching school in America. We just moved here. What year are you in?"

Hermione joined in here with, "We're 5th years. You?"

"Same. We are coming as 5th years so it looks like you're stuck with us!"

"That's okay," Ron put in, with a sappy face towards Kiley.

"Are the teachers nice? What is the school like? Are there a lot of cute boys? Do you have Quidditch teams? What is the school history?" This was all said by Tanya, very quickly.

Harry fielded the answer. "The Transfiguration teacher, Professor McGonagall, is strict, but nice; the Potions master, Professor Snape, is a bastard; The Herbology teacher, Professor Sprout, is nice; The Care of Magical Creatures teacher, Hagrid, is strange but nice; the Divination teacher, Professor Trelawney, is an asshole; the History of Magic teacher, Professor Binns, is a ghost and boring; and the Headmaster, Professor Dumbledore is kool. The school is kool. There is always excitement and you never know what is going to happen, so you're never bored. You'll have to ask Hermione about the boys. We have four Quidditch teams, one per house and Hermione knows the school book by heart so ask her about the history."

"Wow," Tanya threw in before Hermione answered her other two questions.

"The boys are okay..."

"Hey!" was exclaimed from Harry and Ron.

"Shut the fuck up you two. Anyway, what was I saying? Ummmm, oh yea, the history. A long time ago four people decided to form a school for witches and wizards. These four people were Godric Gryffindor, Salazar Slytherin, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Helga Hufflepuff. They each named a house after themselves. At the beginning of every year the selected students for their own house. Gryffindor took the bravest, Slytherin took the most cunning, Rowena took the smartest, and Hufflepuff took all the rest. They each taught the students what they knew. However, after a while, Gryffindor and Slytherin fought a lot, so Slytherin left. The other founders decided they had had enough too, so they put brains inside an ordinary hat and at the beginning of the year that hat picked what house all the students would go in and they left."

Kiley had one simple question, "What do you mean a brain in a hat that would split the students into houses?"

Ron remarked, "I can answer that one! Tonight, before dinner, the first will come in later then everyone else and line up in front of the teachers' table and one at a time Professor McGonagall calls the pee wees up..."Ron!" shrieked Hermione.

"Sorry, Mione, I couldn't help it. Anyway, the hat announces to the whole school what house the kid wearing it is going to be in.

"Oh."

"Yea."

Just as this was said, the train stopped, the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th years boarded the carriages to the school while the 1st years went to the boats.

A/N-This is one of those chapters in the beginning of every story that is really boring so bare with us.