Chapter 2

Lord Voldemort Passing On

Lord Voldemort,
you bad liaison,
why don't you just pass on.
The minister's an idiot, everybody knows that,
but he surpassed himself when he performed the fifth year acts.
So, snakeface,
come on out and get maced.
If you think people are amazed,
don't ever expect to get laid.
So, Voldemort,
if you get to feeling over-confident,
just remember that you are incompitent.