Chapter 4

Lord Voldemort, Greatest Jerk of All Time

Lord Voldemort, you jerk,
you can't even manage to lurk.

You lodge at the old Riddle house,
yet, you are not as quiet as a mouse.

Voldemort, you were thwarted again,
because nobody wins with the wages of sin.

Lord Voldemort, you cad,
you lost the prophesy, that's to damn bad.