Chapter 11
Insulting Lord Voldemort
Lord Voldemort, you were beaten by a little boy,
when you tryed to use him for your toy.
The traitor would say,
the coward is not at bay.
You tried to defeat many girls and boys,
but they merely think of you as a decoy.
Could it not be,
you cannot even pee.
You're just scary,
but way to hairy.
Just take off that mask,
you old shit ass.
The Aurors thought,
you had done fought,
and lost.
Lord Voldemort uses his wand,
yet he cannot even defeat a swan.
Lord Voldemort uses a curse,
and takes some old hag's purse.
You stay in the shadows and lurk,
afraid to show that you are hurt,
and the little amount you are worth.
Lord Voldemort is not at bay,
he's so damn gay.
Your Death Eaters know,
that you are a worthless hoe,
who could not even suck Harry Potter's toe.
Lord Voldemort, you reign,
but you should be slain.
The one who has the power to defeat you,
is worth much more than your left shoe.
Lord Voldemort, you are dirty,
and very unsturdy.
Lord Voldemort, you are ready,
and very unsteady.
Lord Voldemort, you erase,
and you like to give chase.
Lord Voldemort, you haven't got the balls,
you just like to stall.
Lord Voldemort, you like to kill,
but you are just to ill.
Lord Voldemort, you think of blood,
and you like to thud the Mudbloods.
Lord Voldemort, you piece of shit,
you cannot get any hits.
Lord Voldemort, you old dog,
you are as worthless as a log.
Lord Voldemort, you where the 40's trend,
but you can't even spend.
Your body creeks and aches,
you should have stakes,
driven into your face.
Lord Voldemort, go to hell,
so you cannot tell.
Lord Voldemort, you piece of trash,
you should be burned to ash.
Lord Voldemort, you murderer,
you could not settle to be a burglar.
Dementors like to kiss,
but they cannot even piss.
Lord Voldemort, you tird,
your Death Eaters are birds.
Lord Voldemort, you want to be immortal,
but you keep walking through the portal.
Lord Voldemort, you hide in disguise,
you have the Death Eaters as your spies.
You are such a baby,
you cannot get a lady.
Lord Voldemort, you cannot have sex,
because your nuts were cut off when you hexed.
Lord Voldemort, you left Harry with that mark,
because you're like a shark.
Lord Voldemort, you like to dream,
you're colder than iced cream.
Lord Voldemort, you scream like a little girl,
kind of makes you want to hurl.
Lord Voldemort, you have the Spanish,
they damn well wished you would vanish.
Lord Voldemort, you are made of putty,
you are very bloody.
Lord Voldemort, you are as dumb as a brick,
because you have no stick.
Lord Voldemort, you are an insult to mankind,
because you've lost your bloody mind.
Lord Voldemort, you're sick,
you can't even suck a dick.
Lord Voldemort, you are so gay,
the ladies let you have your own way.
Lord Voldemort, you're such a asshole,
you can't even hold your own.
A/n: Part of this material was contributed by SilentVamp.
If I don't get at least five reviews for my story, I will not update.
I changed some of the material in this story.
To see the R-Rated version of this chapter, E-mail me.
Insulting Lord Voldemort
Lord Voldemort, you were beaten by a little boy,
when you tryed to use him for your toy.
The traitor would say,
the coward is not at bay.
You tried to defeat many girls and boys,
but they merely think of you as a decoy.
Could it not be,
you cannot even pee.
You're just scary,
but way to hairy.
Just take off that mask,
you old shit ass.
The Aurors thought,
you had done fought,
and lost.
Lord Voldemort uses his wand,
yet he cannot even defeat a swan.
Lord Voldemort uses a curse,
and takes some old hag's purse.
You stay in the shadows and lurk,
afraid to show that you are hurt,
and the little amount you are worth.
Lord Voldemort is not at bay,
he's so damn gay.
Your Death Eaters know,
that you are a worthless hoe,
who could not even suck Harry Potter's toe.
Lord Voldemort, you reign,
but you should be slain.
The one who has the power to defeat you,
is worth much more than your left shoe.
Lord Voldemort, you are dirty,
and very unsturdy.
Lord Voldemort, you are ready,
and very unsteady.
Lord Voldemort, you erase,
and you like to give chase.
Lord Voldemort, you haven't got the balls,
you just like to stall.
Lord Voldemort, you like to kill,
but you are just to ill.
Lord Voldemort, you think of blood,
and you like to thud the Mudbloods.
Lord Voldemort, you piece of shit,
you cannot get any hits.
Lord Voldemort, you old dog,
you are as worthless as a log.
Lord Voldemort, you where the 40's trend,
but you can't even spend.
Your body creeks and aches,
you should have stakes,
driven into your face.
Lord Voldemort, go to hell,
so you cannot tell.
Lord Voldemort, you piece of trash,
you should be burned to ash.
Lord Voldemort, you murderer,
you could not settle to be a burglar.
Dementors like to kiss,
but they cannot even piss.
Lord Voldemort, you tird,
your Death Eaters are birds.
Lord Voldemort, you want to be immortal,
but you keep walking through the portal.
Lord Voldemort, you hide in disguise,
you have the Death Eaters as your spies.
You are such a baby,
you cannot get a lady.
Lord Voldemort, you cannot have sex,
because your nuts were cut off when you hexed.
Lord Voldemort, you left Harry with that mark,
because you're like a shark.
Lord Voldemort, you like to dream,
you're colder than iced cream.
Lord Voldemort, you scream like a little girl,
kind of makes you want to hurl.
Lord Voldemort, you have the Spanish,
they damn well wished you would vanish.
Lord Voldemort, you are made of putty,
you are very bloody.
Lord Voldemort, you are as dumb as a brick,
because you have no stick.
Lord Voldemort, you are an insult to mankind,
because you've lost your bloody mind.
Lord Voldemort, you're sick,
you can't even suck a dick.
Lord Voldemort, you are so gay,
the ladies let you have your own way.
Lord Voldemort, you're such a asshole,
you can't even hold your own.
A/n: Part of this material was contributed by SilentVamp.
If I don't get at least five reviews for my story, I will not update.
I changed some of the material in this story.
To see the R-Rated version of this chapter, E-mail me.