Chapter 12

Lord Voldemort, The Bore

Lord Voldemort, you are such a whore,

and, you're a very stupid bore.

You give people the shakes,

while you stumble in their wake.

Lord Voldemort, you son of a bitch,

why don't you have one of your lackies cut your head off and throw it in a ditch.

Lord Voldemort, you sneakie schemer,

you can sometimes get on a steamer.

Lord Voldemort, you backstabbing bastard,

you shouldn't really be a hazard.

Lord Voldemort, you're not even human,

you're sure fuming.

Lord Voldemort, if I had a ham,

for every time you've gotten yourself in a jam,

I'd have a slam.

Lord Voldemort, you talk the talk,

but, do you walk the walk?

Lord Voldemort, could I not say,

that you are already at bay.